I PICKED UP A CHILD IN A DUMPSTER-Chapter 84: GRUSOME... death... (￣□￣;)!!!

And behind him, far in the distance—

BOOM.

The prison door finally broke open.

"F-FUCK!!!!! AGHHHH!"

Si Hon’s scream tore through the endless cave corridor as he ran like his life depended on it— because it absolutely did.

His footsteps slapped wildly against the damp stone floor while his lungs burned and his grip tightened around the femur bone like it was some sacred artifact instead of... well... a leg bone, of course... again...

The tunnel stretched on and on, twisting like some cruel joke of a labyrinth.

And then—

POP. POP. POP.

Dozens of glowing chat windows burst into existence in front of his face like fireworks.

「Good luck bro. Well... we know you can escape anyway.」

「Agree, agree. You’re basically the Main Character ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و」

「Yea, lelelelelelel.」

Another message exploded in a bright rainbow color window.

「Acardthatwasmaxxedoutwithcash has sent a super chat:

Yep, it was because... even though everyone has s#### of their own, y#### are different. You have us! ( •̀ ω •́ )و」

Si Hon didn’t even slow down. His legs kept pumping forward as if his brain had filed a formal resignation.

He simply ignored the floating windows while sprinting like a man possessed.

Another message appeared.

「ಠ_ಠ ...he’s... ignoring us... isn’t he?」

「(￣□￣;)!!! No, no! Didn’t you see that guy send TWO super chats?! That’s fucking expensive!!!!」

Si Hon kept running.

Running.

Running.

Then—

THUD. THUD. THUD.

Heavy footsteps echoed from the tunnel behind him.

His eyes widened.

"Fuck! FUCK!!! THEY’RE COMING!!"

His voice bounced violently off the cave walls.

A second later—

The pounding footsteps behind him suddenly grew louder. Faster. Hungrier.

The chat immediately reacted.

「Lololol this guy shouted.」

「Is he dumb? Now the Munches know what path he chose.」

「Um... I’m still flabbergasted about the two super chats back to back (￣-￣;) is that guy aiming for super fan? There isn’t even Do#### Yet... KEWK?」

Si Hon glanced upward while running and read the messages.

"...Fuck. Yeah. You’re right— WHY DID I SCREAM?!"

And then—

He screamed again.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The chat froze for a moment.

Then one window slowly appeared.

「...(¬_¬) He screamed again. Why did I even stay in this channel...」

Behind him—

A guttural roar exploded through the cave.

"HUMAN!!!"

"HUMAN HERE!!!"

"GET HIM!!!!!!!"

Si Hon didn’t even dare look back.

But unfortunately, he didn’t need to.

The loud step of monstrous footsteps was already right on top of him.

He finally glanced over his shoulder— And instantly regretted it.

A group of Munches burst around the bend of the tunnel, their long bulky limbs scraping the stone as they sprinted after him with terrifying speed.

"Oh you’ve got to be KIDDING ME—"

One of them lunged forward.

A massive clawed hand shot toward his back.

Si Hon yelped and twisted sideways mid-run, the claw swiping past his shoulder by inches as he stumbled but somehow kept moving.

"AGH!!! FUCKKCC FCKCKCK FCJCKCKCKUUUCK!!!!"

He bolted forward again like a man fueled entirely by panic and poor life decisions.

Above him—

The chat windows began multiplying.

Ten.

Hundreds.

And more.

They filled the tunnel ceiling like a glowing sky of spectators.

And they were losing their minds.

「LOOOOOOOL」

「THIS IS PEAK CONTENT」

「RUN MC RUN」

「BRO SIDESTEPPED LIKE AN ACTION HERO」

「THIS CHANNEL IS COMEDY GOLD」

「10/10 CHASE SCENE」

「HE’S GONNA DIE LMAO」

"SHUT THE FICK UP!!! I CANNOT SEEE!!!" Si Hon screamed while sprinting.

One window caught his attention.

「(￣□￣;)!!!... I think this guy doesn’t know how important are us...」

But then another Munch leapt forward.

Its arm swung down toward his head— Si Hon ducked instinctively, the claws scraping sparks from the cave wall as he dove forward and rolled across the stone floor before scrambling back onto his feet and continuing the mad sprint.

His lungs burned.

His legs trembled.

His brain had long since stopped participating.

And then—

Up ahead.

A door.

A heavy iron door embedded in the stone wall.

Si Hon’s eyes widened like he had just seen salvation itself.

"YES! YES YES YES!!!"

He sprinted toward it at full speed, nearly slipping as he grabbed the handle and threw the door open— The room inside was dim.

And silent.

For half a second.

Then he saw it.

A Munch stood in the center of the chamber.

In its grip—

A human prisoner dangled helplessly in the air.

Si Hon froze.

The creature slowly turned its head toward him.

Its voice was low and distorted.

"Human... Escape."

The Munch tightened its grip, its massive, tree-trunk arms flexing with terrifying strength.

"Human punish."

Before Si Hon could even react—

The creature violently wrenched its arms outward.

The prisoner’s spine snapped like a dry twig, and with a wet, agonizing tear, the Munches ripped the man completely in half at the waist.

Thick, steaming intestines and dark organs spilled out in a gruesome cascade, pouring over the Munches massive chest like a grotesque waterfall.

The wet sticky blood remains splashed across the monster’s thick hide, sliding down to its huge torso and dripping over its legs.

The red blood slid across its body and dripped unto the stone floor, quickly forming a spreading pool beneath it.

The sickening sound of tearing flesh and slapping gore echoed horribly through the cold chamber.

And then, from amidst the dripping carnage, the Munche’s head slowly tilted toward the open doorway where Si Hon stood.

Well anyways... Si Hon stood in the doorway, completely frozen.

His body refused to move.

His brain refused to think.

His face slowly stiffened into the exact expression of a man whose soul had just exited the building.

("￣□￣;)....?!! Ah."

A thick drop of something dark rolled across the stone floor near his shoe...

It was the fucking guy heart...

Above him—

The chat exploded.

「Ouchhhh that gotta hurtt」

「BRO JUST WITNESSED A LIVE EXECUTION」

「...Okay yeah that’s definitely not PG」

「WHY DID HE OPEN THAT DOOR LMAOOOO」

「I told you this tunnel was the wrong path」

「Someone clip that. And dumbass earlier was just the opening of chats How come you said the tunnel 2nd was the wrong path, LMAO!!」

The Munch slowly lowered its arms.

Its hollow gaze locked directly onto Si Hon.

Another chat window popped up.

「...Uh」

「Guys」

「I think it sees him」

「since earlier Brochacho.」

Si Hon’s expression didn’t change.

Still frozen.

Still stiff.

Still holding the femur bone like the world’s most useless legendary weapon.

His brain then tried to process what he saw earlier.

A monster.

Holding half a human.

Blood everywhere.

(￣□￣;)

"...Ah." he said again.

Then his hand slowly reached for the door.

And he began closing it.

Very.

Very.

Very slowly.

As if that might somehow undo the last five seconds of his life.

The chat immediately started screaming.

「BRO RUN」

「WHY ARE YOU CLOSING IT LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER」

「IT DEFINITELY SAW YOU」

「FUCK!!! I ALREADY SPENT TWO SUPER CHAT! DONT BE DUMB AND IMMEDIATELY CLOSE IT!!!!」

「THIS IS PEAK COMEDY」

But inside the room—

The Munch suddenly moved.

And Si Hon realized something important. He should have started running much earlier.