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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!"Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!"Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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- C.438 - 344: Did She Sleep with You? New Mutant Ability!_3NEW
- C.437 - 344: Did She Sleep with You? New Mutant Ability!_2
- C.436 - 344: Did She Sleep with You? A New Mutant Ability!_1
- C.435 - 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._3
- C.434 - 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._2
- C.433 - 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._1
- C.432 - 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_3
- C.431 - 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_2
- C.430 - 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_1
- C.429 - 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao’s Betrayal!_3
- C.428 - 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao’s Betrayal!_2
- C.427 - 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao’s Betrayal!_1
- C.426 - 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_3
- C.425 - 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_2
- C.424 - 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_1
- C.423 - 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_3
- C.422 - 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_2
- C.421 - 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_1
- C.420 - 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_3
- C.419 - 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_2
- C.418 - 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_1
- C.417 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_3
- C.416 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges! _2
- C.415 - 337 Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_1
- C.414 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_3
- C.413 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_2
- C.412 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_1
- C.411 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_4
- C.410 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_3
- C.409 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_2
- C.408 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_1
- C.407 - 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_3
- C.406 - 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_2
- C.405 - 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_1
- C.404 - 333 Holy Light Explodes! The Memories That Touch the Depths of the Soul!_1
- C.403 - 332 Skill Mutation! Finally learned healing skills!_1
- C.402 - 331 Domain Power! The Final Slaughter!_1
- C.401 - 330 Killing Snakes! Spirit Charm Emperor Resurrected?!_1
- C.400 - 329 Final Resort! Thunder god!_1
- C.399 - 328: Nine-Headed Snake Domain? Instant Kill!_1
- C.398 - 327 You’ve Been Enhanced, Go Deliver!_1
- C.397 - 326: Nine-Headed Snake! Temporary Alliance?_1
- C.396 - 325 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Ability 2! The Final Boss!_1
- C.395 - 324 Heavy Casualties? Zhao Yunxiao’s Sword Training!_1
- C.394 - 323: Chaotic Battle! Human Race Genius? If Dead, Then No Longer!_1
- C.393 - 322: Spirit Charm Emperor, Inheritance Artifact?_1
- C.392 - 321 Clone Copy? Instant Kill!_1
- C.391 - 320: The Mysterious Statue of a Woman!_1
- C.390 - 319 Zheng Yi, Are You a Man?_1
- C.389 - 318 Ambush? A New Elemental Elf?_1
- C.388 - 317 Speculation on the Source of Mutant Ability_1
- C.387 - 316 Burial of Flowers! Tetanus Blade LV6!_1
- C.386 - 315 Stockholm Self-Strategy Technique activated. _1
- C.385 - 314 Cooperation? Zhou Xinyu’s Ability!_1
- C.384 - 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_3
- C.383 - 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_2
- C.382 - 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_1
- C.381 - 312 The Building on Black Mountain? Strange Prohibitions!_1
- C.380 - 311 Spiderfolk DNA Molecule! A New Realm Breaking Task?_1
- C.379 - 310 Combined Divine Technique! Instantly Kill the Spiderfolk!_1
- C.378 - 309: Terrifying Passive Mutant Ability!_1
- C.377 - 308 Realm Breaking Task, Completed!_1
- C.376 - 307 Blessed Land Massacre! Cai Ji’s Innate Ability?_1
- C.375 - 306: The Bizarre Charming Beast! The Bizarre World!_1
- C.374 - 305 Random Teleportation? Spirit Charm Blessed Land!_1
- C.373 - 304 Gathering! Blessed Land Opening!_1
- C.372 - 303: Assassinating the High Priest! News from the Blessed Land?_1
- C.371 - 302 Valley Massacre! Ultrasonic Oscillation!_1
- C.370 - 301 The High Priest in Red! A Heroic Sacrifice!_1
- C.369 - 300: Bat-man! Spiderfolk! Assault on the Valley!_1
- C.368 - 299: Turmoil in the Barracks! Ruin City’s Move!_1
- C.367 - 298: Task Accumulation? The Big Tree Calls for Help!_1
- C.366 - 297: Military Patronage? The Plague Spreading Throughout the Military!_1
- C.365 - 296: Jia Peiran kneeling and begging for mercy?_1
- C.364 - 295 God Also Has Fire! The Professions of Reincarnators!_1
- C.363 - 294 Level Surge! New Realm Breaking Task!_1
- C.362 - 293: Plague Outbreak! The Calamity of Clan Extinction!_3
- C.361 - 293: Plague Outbreak! The Calamity of Clan Extinction!_2
- C.360 - 293: Plague Outbreak! The Calamity of Clan Extinction!_1
- C.359 - 292: Rabies Virus Spreads! The Terrifying Fratricide!_1
- C.358 - 291: Counter-kill! The Spirit of the Ancestor!_1
- C.357 - 290: Assemble! Pursue and Kill Zheng Cheng!_1
- C.356 - 289: The Ten-Thousand-Year Ancient Tree, Cui Xiabing’s Ambition!_1
- C.355 - 288: The Fallen Ones Pledge Loyalty! The Mad Jia Peiran!_1
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- C.353 - 286 Slave Flereya! King Wolf!_1
- C.352 - 285 Zheng Cheng vs Flereya! Adrenaline Excitement Technique vs. Secondary Frenzy!_1
- C.12 - The Mysterious Girl’s Request?
- C.11 - : Capturing the Priest Guild!
- C.10 - I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- C.9 - : Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- C.8 - : Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- C.7 - The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- C.6 - Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- C.5 - : Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- C.4 - : The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- C.3 - : What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- C.2 - , Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- C.1 - : Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!