Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 366 - 352: Unveiling, Darkness’s perverted picky marriage standards!

Chapter 366: Chapter 352: Unveiling, Darkness’s perverted picky marriage standards!

[ Upon hearing Darkness’s request, Kazuma fell into deep thought. If the perverted knight were to marry, our team’s pitifully inaccurate crusader would get married and retire. That would truly be...

"What a great opportunity!!!"

In his excitement, Kazuma tore Aqua’s painstakingly reassembled portrait into pieces again, planning to stage an Infernal Affairs-style operation!

On the surface, he pretended to help Darkness sabotage the arranged marriage, but secretly, he was scheming to get Darkness married off.

Just then, the Inspector General came knocking again, asking if he knew anything about the many unknown monsters that had appeared around the town.

Kazuma was stunned for a moment. He suddenly realized that while Aqua, that idiot, was easy to deal with, Megumin, the clever little imp, was different. So he patted her on the shoulder and began to mislead her.

"Megumin, you go! Dealing with a large number of monsters, isn’t this a great opportunity for you to use your Explosion magic!"

Kazuma continued, speaking solemnly, as if the heavy responsibility of saving the world rested on Megumin’s shoulders: "Leave Darkness’s matter to Aqua and me. This is something only you can do!"

"I’m counting on you! The most powerful magician!" Kazuma said, his eyes clear, and gave a thumbs up.

Megumin immediately followed the Inspector General excitedly. Just like that, Kazuma sweet-talked and tricked Megumin, that troublesome girl, into doing grunt work. ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Pfft... Hahahaha, I didn’t expect Aqua’s intelligence to be severely despised by Kazuma, and even completely ignored."

"With this kind of scheme, the entire team is completely under Kazuma’s control. Each problem child is being sold off by Kazuma in a big clearance sale."

Watching Megumin, who was so easily misled, everyone once again sighed that Kazuma was indeed the only one in the team with a brain. His schemes just kept coming!

He even tricks children. Their brains aren’t good to begin with, and he still teases them like this... And, do you honestly not have any background with a pyramid scheme? No one sells out their teammates like this.

.....

〜Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts World〜

Looking at the scene before him, Akihisa Yoshii pinched his chin, his bright eyes gleaming with intelligent light. He said, somewhat puzzled,

"Yuji, do you feel like this is somewhat familiar..."

Hideyoshi and the Muttsurini exchanged glances. Then Hideyoshi reluctantly spoke up to remind him,

"How many times has Yuji pulled this trick on you? How could it not seem familiar?"

Akihisa Yoshii immediately remembered upon hearing this and looked at Yuji through gritted teeth:

"What else do you have to say!"

Looking at the enraged Akihisa, Yuji showed no concern. Instead, he placed his hand on the latter’s shoulder. In that instant... the two seemed to turn into simple manga sketches.

"Akihisa, you’re so smart. Can anyone trick you?"

Akihisa’s eyes revealed a clear foolishness. He nodded upon hearing this:

"That’s true! I’m sorry, I misunderstood you."

Hideyoshi, who witnessed the entire thing, was speechless... As expected of the idiotic Akihisa, he didn’t even realize he had been tricked again.

.....

[ Then Darkness brought the two back to her home. After Kazuma and Aqua changed into butler and maid outfits, a few of them went to the main hall to await the arrival of the arranged marriage partner.

Then Darkness, who had originally appeared as an elegant young lady, immediately revealed her true nature: "Although I accepted the arranged marriage, I have no intention of getting married. Why even bother with an arranged marriage? I’m going to cause widespread destruction! Hahahaha..."

Seeing this, Kazuma also stopped pretending. In the manner of an elegant butler, he said, "Please don’t say such vulgar things, the other party will dislike you!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Darkness’s expression grew more and more serious, and she instantly reacted: "Are you trying to betray me?"

Kazuma, like an old butler who had worked there for many years, showed a relieved smile: "Currently, I am a temporary butler! My lady’s happiness is my wish."

"Ka... Kazuma!" Darkness’s father, with tears in his eyes, looked at Kazuma as if he had seen a savior... The remuneration was not wasted; he was too reliable.

At this moment, the arranged marriage partner arrived as scheduled. Darkness, without a word, strode towards him, intending to give him a hard time.

Seeing that things were going awry, Kazuma directly stepped on her gown, tripping her. Seeing that Kazuma wasn’t helping her, Darkness was practically fuming.

"As long as negative rumors spread, I can live the life of an adventurer without worries... Only then can I be captured by the Demon King’s army and have the Demon King do some strange things to me... That’s the life I want!"

Kazuma never expected such a unique reason for rejection: "You finally admit it, huh."

Darkness continued to state her reasons for rejection: "Moreover, that kind of man is not my type!"

"First of all, his character is excellent, he doesn’t get angry at anyone, he’s very diligent, and he’s even the youngest person to receive a knight’s investiture!"

Aqua said blankly, "Isn’t that pretty good?"

"What’s good about it! A noble should act like a noble, and should always have a lewd smile on their face!" Darkness retorted directly: "Can’t he be like Kazuma... looking at people with a lewd gaze, as if he’s licking them all over!"

"The type of man I like is the opposite of him... The necessary conditions are that he’s in heat all year round, a good-for-nothing is best, and if he has debts under his name, that’s even better."

Darkness’s face flushed, and her whole body trembled for a moment, then she continued speaking.

"He’s the kind of person who can throw an empty bottle at me and then say: ’Hey, Darkness, use your body to earn some money for me!’" ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"I think they’ve completely forgotten about fighting the Demon King... No choice, who told them they’re so poor they’re practically eating dirt."

"Good heavens, handsome man, who are you? How did you turn into an elegant butler? I wouldn’t recognize you if you weren’t so sadistic."

Indeed, that cheerful expression only appears when he’s selling out his teammates. Kazuma isn’t even pretending anymore; he’s openly and brazenly selling out his teammates!

But... until they heard Darkness’s reason for rejecting the arranged marriage, everyone in the other worlds fell silent. It was like Garen buying a Last Whisper, silent and armor-piercing.

"Such a standard for choosing a spouse is a bit..."

No one would believe it if you said it, but the reason a diligent, upright, and good-natured young master was rejected was that he wasn’t perverted enough?!

Moreover, the conditions Darkness described sound so much like Kazuma! At least most of the conditions can be found in Kazuma!

This also means that Kazuma is, in every sense, an extremely excellent... ’scumbag’.

.....

〜Bleach World〜

In the Seireitei, the Shinigami of several divisions all looked at Byakuya Kuchiki, one of the Four Great Noble Families, and then began to whisper among themselves.

"So nobles should always wear a lewd smile? How come it doesn’t look quite like that?"

"By the way, can you imagine Captain Kuchiki with a perverted, lewd look? Now I can’t even bear to look at the Captain."

Listening to the faint discussions and the inexplicably directed gazes, Byakuya Kuchiki remained expressionless and silent.

In reality, he was cursing inwardly... ’What kind of nonsense was this perverted knight saying? Don’t lump all nobles together, you perverted knight!’

Byakuya Kuchiki immediately made a judgment... This woman is beyond saving; she’s terminally ill!

.....

[ The scene then shifted, and the group finished their conversation and went for a stroll in the courtyard.

Arriving at the courtyard, Aqua immediately performed her specialty. With just a whistle and a clap of her hands, all the fish in the pond were attracted to her.

Kazuma saw this and was envious: "What kind of move is that? It’s amazing! I’ll have her teach me later."

Alexei, the young master, saw Darkness and Kazuma’s intimate gestures and gave a polite, yet awkward smile.

Darkness was immediately inspired and used Kazuma as a shield: "Yes, he and I are inseparable, of course, even when we sleep at night..."

Kazuma was speechless; he never expected her to make up such a story just to reject an arranged marriage.

"I can’t pretend anymore!" Darkness, who knows what she was thinking, suddenly tore the hem of her Western-style dress with force, revealing her fair thighs.

Darkness then shouted, "Hey! You’re Alexei, right! Let’s go to the training ground for a duel. I want to find out your true nature there."

"Hey, Darkness..." Kazuma’s gaze involuntarily drifted towards Darkness’s fair thighs and graceful body curves.

Alexei, however, couldn’t help but avert his gaze. Darkness then said, "See! As a noble, you should learn Kazuma’s perverted gaze."

But Alexei refused, saying that as a knight, a man would not draw his sword against a woman!

"What a coward!" Darkness, enraged, pointed at Kazuma again: "That Kazuma over there, he claims to be an egalitarian, saying even girls can be kicked, such grand words!"

Originally, Alexei had come to refuse the arranged marriage, but seeing Darkness treating even her butler equally, he became interested instead! ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Aqua has all sorts of inexplicable skills. With a casual flick of her hand, it’s a talent show. She truly is the goddess of parties."

"Good heavens, what was unintentional turned out to be fruitful, and what was clumsy turned out well. Compared to her, it seems Darkness isn’t worthy of him!"

Everyone looked at Alexei with subtle expressions. They truly couldn’t believe that the perverted and annoying lord would have a son with such a chivalrous spirit!

Compared to him, Kazuma was completely defeated in terms of personality and character. One could say that Alexei’s character was the moral integrity a hero should possess!

It’s just... unfortunately, Darkness is a pervert, and only Kazuma fits Darkness’s conditions, right? This description perfectly matches the sadistic Kazuma!

I’m really curious what kind of person Darkness’s mother was to raise a noble lady into such a pervert!

.....