Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 367 - 353: What? Do you guys have a child?

Chapter 367: Chapter 353: What? Do you guys have a child?

[ The scene changes, and everyone arrives at the training ground. After about thirty minutes, Alexei’s slightly terrified scream comes from inside.

"Enough... enough, right? Why won’t you give up?"

Even though he consistently held the advantage, Alexei’s voice sounded like he was pushed to his wits’ end!

From the start, Darkness not only couldn’t hit a single attack, but she also excitedly urged Alexei to keep attacking, just like this~

Darkness’s face was flushed with a perverted blush, her breathing quickened, looking utterly thrilled: "What’s wrong? Keep coming!"

Eventually, Alexei was moved by this unyielding spirit and directly threw down his wooden sword, raising his hands in surrender: "Although my technique is superior, my heart isn’t strong enough! You are a truly powerful person."

Facing Alexei’s surrender, Darkness merely looked displeased: "You good-for-nothing, come on, Kazuma! Let Alexei witness your ruthlessness and baseness."

What in the world was this? But since the marriage interview had failed anyway, Kazuma picked up the wooden sword and could only brace himself. He extended his empty hand forward.

"Create Water—!" Without any hesitation, Kazuma drenched Darkness to the bone.

Alexei was stunned at the sight, because magic was not allowed in wooden sword duels!

But who was Kazuma? He didn’t care about these rules at all. Immediately after, he cast another ice magic spell: "Freeze—!"

This small combo of attacks almost made Darkness climax. The wet clothes combined with her torn skirt were truly a feast for the eyes...

Looking at Darkness’s appearance, Aqua also became a little scared: "Terrifying... As expected of Kazuma, who is unparalleled in sexual harassment. He’s truly terrifying!"

As for Alexei, he could no longer look directly at Darkness. He lowered his head, completely stunned: "De... Devil! Not only did he pour water on her in the dead of winter, but he even used ice magic..."

"Trash Kazuma... The nickname ’Scum Kazuma’ truly lives up to its reputation!" ]

[ ..... ]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"No, Sir Knight! She’s not ’truly powerful’ at all; she’s just a pure masochist. Your attacks only made her feel good!"

"Alexei’s knightly virtues are indeed impeccable, but he’s not perverted enough... In Darkness’s eyes, it’s like handing in a 0-point test."

Everyone was equally shocked. They never expected that a proper knight like Alexei would seem out of place because he wasn’t perverted enough.

In a different world where everyone is abnormal, a normal person appears, and his normalcy makes him seem abnormal!

As for Kazuma’s devilish act of pouring water in the dead of winter?... Everyone said they were used to it. Otherwise, why do you think Kazuma’s nickname is what it is?

If Kazuma started to adhere to martial ethics and became a noble hero who fought fair... then they would have to suspect he was a fake!

.....

〜〜OVERLORD World〜〜

Watching such a devilish scene, even Ainz, as an undead, couldn’t help but look at Kazuma with high regard:

"He truly lives up to his reputation as the king of the perverse, a true egalitarian in the meaningful sense!"

When it was time to act, he acted without any hesitation... It must be said that perverts always attract each other. Darkness had a keen eye and immediately took a liking to the perverse Kazuma’s team.

But there was one thing he didn’t understand: how did that chubby female protagonist raise a son with such high morals?

Albedo was also utterly speechless:

"It feels like Darkness’s father and the chubby lord swapped children..."

Alexei, raised by a lord with a terrible personality, acts like a knight of high moral character, while the young lady who should be the least perverted is incurably perverted!

They were truly curious about their upbringing methods, how they managed to make two young saplings grow crooked in a certain sense.

.....

〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

Kamijou Touma was somewhat frightened by Darkness’s perversion, looking dazed:

"At first, I didn’t understand why Kazuma went to such lengths to drive away the female knight first. Now I understand..."

Who could stand this? Anyway, even the headless knight of the Demon King’s army couldn’t stand it.

She simply had an inherent quality that invited. Walking with Darkness would probably make people think you were perverted.

And other tanks at least had some output and crowd control, but Darkness only had her durability left, not to mention her 0% hit rate and perplexing personality.

From initially doubting Kazuma, to understanding Kazuma, and finally approving of Kazuma, Mr. Kamijou, after a series of mental changes, raised both hands in agreement with Kazuma’s decision.

.....

[ After Darkness was drenched and frozen, the expression on her face became increasingly distorted. She lunged at Kazuma like a hungry tiger.

They began to compare strength. Seeing that he was no match for Darkness, Kazuma immediately used his unique secret technique, Drain Touch, to absorb her stamina.

Seeing Darkness looking utterly thrilled, Kazuma suddenly showed a very perverse expression: "How could I ever take on a fight head-on? After all this time, you still don’t get me!"

But Kazuma still underestimated Darkness. In this situation, she was still able to pry Kazuma’s hand back forcefully with sheer brute strength.

And her energy seemed bottomless. If this continued, his hand might be broken before he could drain all her strength!

So, in this critical situation, Kazuma’s clever brain came online again, revealing a somewhat wild smile: "When I win, even if you cry and apologize, I won’t let up!"

Darkness, her face flushed, heard this and subconsciously lessened her grip: "...What do you want me to do..."

At this moment, Kazuma was like a true pervert: "Of course, I’ll make you do things that are shameful and scary, things that will make you cry and say no... I’ll command many unexpected things..."

Darkness’s face was red, her breathing became more rapid, and sweat began to slide down her collarbone, looking somewhat seductive: "No... No! Even if I want to resist, I can’t because my strength is being absorbed..."

Despite her words, Kazuma clearly felt Darkness’s strength intentionally weakening, so he pressed his advantage: "Look forward to what kind of torment you’ll receive when you wake up!"

As Kazuma spoke, he didn’t forget to perversely stick out his tongue and wiggle it in front of Darkness.

"No matter what I’m subjected to, my heart will not yield, but ’excessive’ things are..." Darkness, her face flushed crimson, began to fantasize about the scenario after losing.

Then she revealed a thrilled expression, collapsing powerlessly to the ground, utterly exhausted, her flushed face filled with anticipation.

Alexei, who witnessed everything, couldn’t help but exclaim: "The name ’Trash Kazuma’ is truly fitting..." ]

[ ..... ]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"..."

Silence. Everyone from other worlds who witnessed the entire process fell silent. They didn’t know how to describe it. This scene was simply too perverse.

Was this a marriage interview? It was clearly a group of patients exchanging symptoms, a complete gathering of perverts! The level of perversion was almost enough to make Alexei, the only normal person in the entire show, dumbfounded.

That tongue was truly insane; it didn’t look like acting at all, Kazuma! ...What a peak duel, please rein in your perverse behavior, I almost called the police!

.....

〜Gintama World〜

"60 points. That’s all it gets from me! Satisfied with just a few words? Your training isn’t complete yet, little girl!"

Inside the Yorozuya, the TV screen on the side suddenly split open, and Sarutobi Ayame naturally crawled out, muttering something.

Shinpachi looked at Sarutobi Ayame like an experienced judge, utterly speechless:

"When did you hide in there, you masochistic?"

"It seems you really don’t understand, which is why you’re just glasses, and you’ll only ever be glasses in this life."

Sarutobi Ayame finished, snorting, then turned and pounced on Gintoki:

"Gin-san..."

"You pervert!"

Before she could finish, she was kicked away by Gintoki, who then sat back on the sofa:

"Perverts are like cockroaches; they’ll multiply if you don’t clean them up for too long, Shinpachi-kun!"

Looking at Sarutobi Ayame, who was lying on the ground chuckling, Shinpachi’s mouth twitched slightly. He finally understood why Sarutobi Ayame gave her 60 points.

.....

[ "I heard you were at the training grounds, so I brought you some drinks..." Just then, Darkness’s father suddenly pushed open the door, and the drinks in his hands abruptly fell to the ground.

Kazuma followed his gaze and saw Darkness, drenched, with many parts of her body showing through her clothes, her skirt torn, looking like she had been ’played with.’

Kazuma and Alexei couldn’t help but look at each other. Aqua silently pointed at the two of them: "They did it!"

Darkness’s father didn’t hesitate for a moment: "Alright, execute them!"

The scene changes, and Kazuma explains the situation to Darkness’s father. The old father also entrusts Darkness to Kazuma’s care in the future.

At this moment, Darkness groggily wakes up from her unconsciousness: "This state is ’aftermath’... While I was unconscious, you did something unspeakable to me."

How could she say such a thing in front of her old father? Kazuma quickly tried to explain, but Darkness had another idea!

She directly stood up and caressed her stomach: "My belly already has Kazuma’s child!"

Alexei laughed heartily at the news and planned to use this to reject his father’s marriage arrangement, turning around and leaving gracefully.

But the old father was already in tears: "Grandson... My adorable grandson..."

Aqua was also trembling with fear: "When did you two become like this? Quickly spread the word... spread it to the whole town." ]

[ ..... ]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter! The timing of this appearance is just too perfect. I can only imagine how devastating this scene is to an old father!"

"Darkness’s father also seems like a very open-minded and kind person, after all, what father doesn’t know what kind of person his daughter is?"

Everyone looked at Alexei with tears in their eyes. Can you believe it? They actually saw a normal person in that other world!

What noble character! He could even go along with it. Is it hard to believe this guy’s father is really that fat pig lord?

"Pfft... Haha, Darkness’s excuse can only fool an old father who wants a grandson, and an idiotic goddess."

This old father is also quite incredible, one dares to say it, the other dares to believe it!

As for Aqua, there’s no need even to mention her; she’s an even heavier hitter! She’s consistently stable. It’s a good thing she met Kazuma; anyone else would easily trick her into having a second child.

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