Invincible Divine Doctor of the Beautiful Lady-Chapter 782 - 756: My Balls Hurt

He adjusted his mood and, as the host, Li Xiaogang naturally stood up, waving his hand grandly, "Come, come, everyone please don’t be shy, start eating and drinking."

Actually, they hadn’t waited for him to speak; Liang Youshan and the others had already started using their chopsticks. Such a lack of ’cultivation’ also evoked a look of disdain in Li Xiaogang’s heart. But the more they behaved that way, the more comfortable and superior he felt.

Today, he only wanted to use the shoulders of Tangyu and his group to highlight his own brilliance, hoping to make a favorable impression in front of Tang Guo. At the very least, he wanted to present his high-class image in the best light to Tang Guo.

Tang Guo directly took those two bottles of ’93 vintage Lafite and opened them, not caring if they could finish them or not, it was better to just open them first. Go on and put on your act, keep being arrogant. Today, I’m going to make you bleed heavily and see if it hurts your pockets.

"Pop! Pop!"

The crisp sounds of wine being opened were undoubtedly like knives cutting into Li Xiaogang’s heart. These two bottles, if sold, could fetch two hundred thousand. He had taken the initiative to use the two bottles without permission, and there was no telling whether his father would scold him for it or not.

These unpleasant feelings also morphed into anger, which naturally needed to be vented on someone. Therefore, Li Xiaogang’s target once again turned to Tangyu.

Li Xiaogang picked up a bottle of white liquor, opened it, and was about to pour for Tangyu. You want to drink, don’t you? Today, I’ll get you all drunk and see your embarrassing states.

"I see you all seem to enjoy drinking; there’s plenty to drink here. Come, let me fill your glasses," Li Xiaogang said with a somewhat sinister smile.

Tangyu grabbed the bottle, a polite expression on his face, "No, no, no, you’re the host, I’m the guest. We are basking in your light today. This drink should be poured by me for you, let me pour for you first."

Naturally, Li Xiaogang wouldn’t agree, "How could that be? You’ve said it yourself that you’re the guest; as the host, I should be the one pouring for you."

"I’ll pour for you."

"I’ll pour for you."

The two were fiercely disputing in such a heated manner, and right in the midst of their struggle, Tangyu suddenly said, "Alright then, Young Master Li, you do it." After speaking, he loosened his grip and the bottle flew straight out of the window.

Soon after, there came a ’crash’, which was clearly the sound of the wine bottle hitting something below, resembling the sound of glass shattering. This was the eighth floor, after all, and a full bottle of liquor thrown down like that would create quite an impact.

Not only that, but Tangyu had also added a bit of Dark Force to the bottle, which increased its destructive power by several folds.

Upon hearing that sound, Li Xiaogang was also stunned; he couldn’t understand how the wine bottle could suddenly have flown out. He was sure that he had held it tightly and it wasn’t him who had thrown it. How could it fly out like that without any reason?

Liang Youshan ran to the window to look and immediately exclaimed, "Ouch, this doesn’t look good, it hit a car. Oh no, it’s a sports car, jeez, it’s smashed up like that, I think it’s totaled."

"What—"

Li Xiaogang immediately felt dumbfounded; it had hit a sports car, which was serious trouble.

This was an incident that happened in his family’s restaurant, and if someone else’s car was damaged, the responsibility would definitely lie with him. Moreover, the wine bottle had indeed slipped from his hands. Upon hearing this, Li Xiaogang could no longer stay seated, his face darkened as he quickly ran to the window and looked down, almost wishing he could die right then.

"It’s my car, that’s my car—" Li Xiaogang was somewhat out of control as he yelled.

Because the wine bottle, by sheer coincidence, had hit Li Xiaogang’s own red Ferrari, and it was so badly damaged it was almost unrecognizable, practically a total loss. This sports car was worth nearly four million, how could Li Xiaogang not scream?

This sports car was something he had begged his father to approve the purchase of. If it was destroyed, he definitely couldn’t afford to buy another one, and at that moment, Li Xiaogang’s heart was filled with murderous thoughts.

Damn it.

Although he suspected that Tangyu did it on purpose, he had no evidence whatsoever; he could only swallow this dumb loss.

A smirk appeared at the corner of Tangyu’s mouth as he walked over, glancing casually, "Wow, what a misfortune, to experience such a natural disaster is just too coincidental. Young Master Li, did you insure the car? Will insurance cover this?"

Li Xiaogang’s mouth twitched fiercely, even if there was insurance, it wouldn’t be of much use, since they wouldn’t compensate much for this.

Tang Guo, reveling in schadenfreude, said from the side, "Oh dear, Li Xiaogang, looks like you’ll have to change cars. Out with the old, in with the new, right? Just get a flashier Lamborghini."

Li Xiaogang felt like vomiting blood. What did she mean out with the old, in with the new? This sports car had only been bought a month ago, and it was in perfect condition!

And a Lamborghini— he doubted he could even buy another Porsche now. Regret, oh the regret, his intestines were practically clear from it.

Of all the mistakes, he shouldn’t have been showing off; now he was really struck by lightning.

And to make matters worse, he was left speechless, unable to utter a single word.

With a twitch of his mouth, Li Xiaogang said, "I need to go down and deal with the car, you guys continue eating, no need to wait for me. Put the bill on my tab, sorry, I’m taking my leave first."

Upon hearing Li Xiaogang was leaving, Tang Guo was naturally overjoyed, waving her hand, "Go ahead, go ahead, we completely understand how you feel, hurry and handle it. Well, take care."

Casting a dark glance at Tangyu, Li Xiaogang slinked away defeated.

As soon as Li Xiaogang left, Tang Guo couldn’t hold back any longer and burst into loud laughter, reveling in his misfortune.

"Ha, it’s killing me, I’ve never seen Li Xiaogang make such a big fool of himself. He’s taken a huge loss this time, probably going to get chewed out by his dad. Seeing his face just now looking like he’d lost both parents was so gratifying, incredibly so. Dealing with someone so shamelessly persistent like this is the way to do it. Let’s see if he dares to show off again next time," Tang Guo was very amused.

The look in his eyes toward Tangyu became even more admiring.

Everyone naturally figured it out, all of these were Tangyu’s doings. Such prowess!

Liang Youshan also gave Tangyu a look full of admiration with thirty-two thumbs-up, "Bravo, truly brilliant, I’m genuinely floored."

Tang Guo giggled uncontrollably, "Tangyu, you really are too wicked; with that move, you made Li Xiaogang want to kill himself."

Tangyu curled his lips, an image of moral righteousness, "Don’t talk nonsense, what’s it got to do with me? I didn’t do anything at all. The wine bottle flew out of his hands, and by sheer coincidence, it hit his car. I had nothing to do with it, you could only say it’s a miracle."

"Right, right, right, it’s not your fault, he brought it upon himself, a miracle," Tang Guo quickly corrected herself.

"Alright, now that he’s gone we still need to eat, and since someone’s footing the bill, I’m certainly not going to be shy about it. Come on, everyone, let’s eat up; if a dish is good and we run out, just order more," Tangyu said.

The group went back to their seats and resumed eating and drinking.

Liang Youshan and his buddies were indeed not the least bit shy, drinking liquor as if it were water. Nine bottles of baijiu were quickly polished off.

Then, they ordered ten more bottles. If Li Xiaogang were here at this moment, he’d probably want to kill them, right?

Momma mia, drinking baijiu like water? Don’t they know each bottle costs several thousand in and of itself?

Once they had eaten their fill, and Li Xiaogang still hadn’t returned, almost all the dishes on the table were swept clean, and of the twenty bottles of baijiu, all but one that had fallen off the building were gone. As for the ’93 Lafite, Xinyue and her two friends barely took a few sips, clearly not holding their liquor well.

So—Liang Youshan and his buddies used it to rinse their mouths.

Yes, that’s right, after tasting it, they found it too bland and tasteless, so they used it for mouthwash.

If Li Xiaogang knew this, he’d probably think about murder again.

Dammit, a vintage Lafite worth one hundred thousand a bottle used as mouthwash—it’s simply a colossal waste.

Satisfied with the meal and drinks, naturally, the group got up to leave.

After Tangyu and others had left, Li Xiaogang hurried back anxiously and approached the front desk to ask the manager, "Have they finished eating?"

The front desk manager nodded, "Mr. Li, they have just left."

Li Xiaogang’s mouth twitched, he bit his lip hard, "How much did they spend in total?"

The front desk manager did the math before saying, "The total consumption is five hundred and sixty-eight thousand."

"Five hundred thousand?" Li Xiaogang’s eyes rounded in shock, his jaw dropping, almost biting his tongue. How could it be so much?

The front desk manager continued, "Yes, Mr. Li, they ordered ten more bottles of baijiu and six additional dishes afterward. Even considering our cost, it exceeded two hundred thousand. Mr. Li, about this matter—"

Li Xiaogang was not just thinking about cursing people out; he also felt like killing someone.

"Great, just great, you bunch of country bumpkins daring to get tough with me. How dare you offend Mr. Li, I will not let you get away with this. Humph, nineteen bottles of baijiu, even if I gave you nineteen bottles of plain water, you couldn’t finish it, yet you pull this stunt with me," Li Xiaogang seethed with fury, well aware that he had been played.

And played badly.

The rage in Li Xiaogang’s heart burned even more fiercely, swearing to himself that he must take his revenge.

"Don’t tell my dad about this for now; I’ll explain it to him," Li Xiaogang said.

The front desk manager hesitated but eventually nodded, "Alright, Mr. Li."

Since the place where they stayed was not far from Xin Yue Restaurant, Tangyu and the others didn’t take a car but walked over instead.

"Haha, I can’t take it anymore, I can’t keep laughing like this, my stomach is hurting from it. This is just too hilarious; just the thought of it makes me want to laugh," Tang Guo laughed all the way, non-stop.

Anyone who didn’t know better would think she was a madwoman.

"Now I really want to know what kind of face Li Xiaogang is making, haha, it’s so satisfying, so thrilling. To think that offing someone could be this fun, I’ve learned something new," Tang Guo said excitedly.

Li Xiaogang had been pursuing her from high school, and to this day, after so many years, he still wouldn’t let go.

Every now and then he’d orchestrate some ’coincidental’ encounter. Considering Liucheng wasn’t very big, it was hard not to run into him, so Tang Guo was somewhat repulsed by Li Xiaogang.

But the guy was thick-skinned, and this time, he truly gave Tang Guo a great sense of relief.

Liang Youshan cracked a smile, "Of course, our boss is extraordinary. Just a little rich kid, we can handle him easily. Daring to pose in front of our boss is like asking to be struck by lightning."