Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 652 - 75: Sister Xiaolan’s Poor Acting Skills

Craftsmen in the past, when taking apprentices, first tested their character.

What you think of as an apprentice — like a well-behaved student in school, sitting obediently in the classroom, raising hands to speak when the teacher asks a question, diligently reading books and going home to do homework.

The actual apprentice — uneducated, illiterate, unloved by parents from a young age, sent out as an apprentice because the family could not afford to keep them. Clumsy with hands and feet, unable to understand work assignments, only able to give you a silly smile showing big teeth. Eating more than others when sees food, snatching faster than others when sees money, stops walking when sees women.

Why not directly teach apprentices the real skills?

That the Church apprentices starve the Counselor is only one aspect of the reason.

More importantly, these children haven’t even established the most basic moral concepts. Learning a bit, they lose touch with reality, easily causing trouble and disaster for the Counselor when they go out and wander.

The old man’s accumulated experience, all are lessons of blood and tears, but the young folks with full vigor pay no heed to these.

It is said in the Jianghu World, the older you get, the more cautious you become, an old Loafer would avoid fights if possible, would act submissively when necessary. A young Loafer cannot endure such frustration, grabbing a knife and fighting, feeling extremely awesome and accomplished after the fight.

It was very normal for Old Master He not to teach Wang Yunxiao the true skills. Without tens of years of emotional cultivation, who can see clearly what kind of substance this young person truly has in his heart?

Later, it was discovered that this lad seemed not too bad.

Only then he gradually initiated him, showing him what was called real characters in the Jianghu World.

Swallow Sect was able to make a name in the Northern Martial Arts Community relying on their legwork expertise.

However, to get to the point of serving the President confidentially, it relied on much more than just these physical skills.

The current maneuver, Swallow Nesting, completely dumbfounded Wang Yunxiao.

Although it seemed ordinary on the surface, the various professional techniques involved secretly were substantially complex.

How to scout around, touchpoints, and find a suitable household.

Then using the Bewitching Technique to control the family, making them willingly confess their information.

Finally, disguising and mimicking the behavior habits of the original.

All these are knowledge.

Take the Bewitching Technique for instance, if this were passed to an undeserving person, who knows what they would do with it.

Anyone slightly lustful could run out and violate countless girls. 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚

He Lan was quite curious about this.

"I saw the Counselor just inserting a silver needle behind this man’s head, then made him inhale some incense for a couple breaths, patted his shoulder, and the man knew nothing!"

He Lan, holding a brownish incense, waved it back and forth in front of Wang Yunxiao.

"Did you steal it?"

"Counselor gave it to me to play with!"

He Lan picked up a lighter nearby, her face full of eagerness to try.

"Go play over there!"

Wang Yunxiao pulled her aside with his hand, focusing all his attention on the man in front of him.

Wu Chaoran, a man free from low-level tastes, a nerdy type, civil engineering nerd, barely having any social interactions.

Married a pretty young wife, nearly a year now, still untouched, Wang Yunxiao even suspected there might be an issue with his preferences.

The notebook lacks the direct mind-reading function, all these pieces of information need to be queried slowly from the person themselves.

Wu Chaoran, affected by the Bewitching Technique, was very cooperative, answering any question, but the key point must be asked.

If you haven’t received professional training, interrogating suspects, you wouldn’t be able to pinpoint the issue.

"Why don’t you share a room with your wife?"

"I don’t like her, and she doesn’t like me."

"Didn’t your parents urge you?"

"They urged us, and we tried, but I just don’t have any reaction to her."

"Is there a problem with your own body?"

"My body couldn’t possibly have a problem!"

"Didn’t consider going to the hospital for a check-up?"

"How can I get a hospital check on this matter, if it gets out, wouldn’t others laugh at me?"

"What will you do about not having children?"

"In two years, I’ll divorce her and marry another."

Wang Yunxiao took a deep breath.

He realized that he had underestimated Senior Wu; he really was a scumbag.

"Do you have a woman you like?"

"Yes, I like Li Xin."

"Is this Li Xin your classmate?"

"No, she’s the only child of Professor Li."

"Is she married?"

"She’s in third grade of elementary school this year."

Wang Yunxiao: "???"

Dude, what are you talking about...

He Lan gave him a meaningful look from the side.

"I didn’t expect you to have such taste, my husband. Is it really because I’m too old that you despise me?"

Wang Yunxiao didn’t want to explain, but he had to.

"You’re not old."

"I know, you despise me because I’m not educated, and my cultural level is low."

"That’s not it either."

"It’s because you have someone else in your heart and there’s no room for me, right!"

He Lan, with a look of melancholy, crawled over to Mrs. Wu and slipped her hands under the hem of her pajamas from behind, gently massaging for a moment. Mrs. Wu immediately made a strange sound.

"What are you doing?"

"A maiden in bloom, tsk tsk..."

He Lan laughed playfully, "Junior Martial Uncle, I just happen to need a child."

Wang Yunxiao glanced sideways at her.

"You can see how terrible he is. It’s clearly his own problem, but he won’t solve it and plans to find an excuse to divorce his wife in two years. Such a beautiful girl, swept out of the house, how will she live in the future..."

"Do you want to do a good deed?"

What good deed? Deliver a child like Arhat?

Go and talk to the Crab in the sky, see if it agrees!

"Can you stop messing around?"

"I can, as long as you call me ’sister’ very sincerely."

"Sister, stop messing around."

"Alright."

He Lan hugged the blushing Mrs. Wu, gave her a light kiss on the cheek, retracted her hand and ran over to Wang Yunxiao, giggling, "Husband, shouldn’t we also discuss sleeping arrangements tonight? Mr. Wu said he has no reaction to his wife, I think there might be some misunderstanding."

"Are you crazy? Your parents are still here! How can you, a young lady, sneak into someone else’s bed? Is that appropriate?"

"Don’t make it sound so disgusting, as if I’m going to ruin you or something!"

He Lan scoffed, "Mr. Wu has a physical problem; I hope you don’t have one too. You men, tsk tsk..."

Wang Yunxiao helplessly said, "My body is perfectly normal, you don’t need to worry about it."

"Then prove it to me!"

He Lan picked up a lighter nearby, lit the incense in her hand, placed it near her nose, and deeply inhaled.

"Ah~ I feel so dizzy, who am I, where am I? I can’t remember anything, someone save me~"

That’s enough!

Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but roll his eyes and said, "Find someone else to fool, I know you and your mother can use poison, this bit of incense won’t make you dizzy!"