Martial Arts Returnee's Game Broadcast-Chapter 318: The Silent Swordsman

A new craze started to spread among V-tube viewers.

After a wiki site that stored information through collective intelligence was hacked and exploded, it was revealed that the data recovery was impossible, leading to a frenzy of wiki editing!

【Eum Gil-dong Encyclopedia】

[Real Name - Hi Hi Balls]

[Residence - Black-and-white screen]

[Occupation - Stripper]

[Broadcast Genre - Nude Broadcast]

[Main Game - Adult Game]

[......]

[...]

The malicious users, who started editing the wiki faster than others, caused chaos all over the place.

"Hey! Are you guys serious? How is someone's name Hi Hi Balls?!"

LMAO

Hello, Hi Hi Balls ^^

Are you doing a nude broadcast today as well?

Gross

This is the best nude broadcast, I see.

Hidden female viewers coming out of nowhere.

Not true? I’m fine with it even if it’s a guy.

Please keep those kinds of tastes to yourself.

Not true? I’m actually interested in that teacher’s tastes.

F**king pervs.

Eum Gil-dong spent a fulfilling 6 hours fixing the mess on the wiki with the viewers.

There were so many changes to make, and every time he fixed something, the malicious Eum Gil-dan gang would wreck it again, creating a never-ending cycle of editing.

It ended up being a 6-hour stream.

"Ah, that was fun."

However, for every edit, he earned a 1000-won fee, so this editing hell was actually a good thing for him.

If it was fun, it meant money. If it wasn’t fun, it meant he earned less money.

Eum Gil-dong practiced his philosophy once again today.

"I feel a little bad about ending, though. Should I check out the wikis of other streamers during my remaining time?"

Eum Gil-dong, who had a good relationship with some streamers, was browsing their wikis.

Of course, the last one he checked was the one with the most special relationship with him: the Silent Swordsman’s wiki.

【Silent Swordsman Encyclopedia】

[Real Name - Ha Eung Eung]

[Residence - Hae Nam 1-dong, Seoul, Hae Nam Pa Headquarters]

[Occupation - Guild Leader (Guild Master)]

[Hobby - Streaming]

[Broadcast Genre - Variety Games]

[Main Game - Half-Demon’s Song? Space Wars? Gladiator Growth?]

[First Broadcast Date - October 5th, 2050, +761 days]

[Subscribers - 72 million]

[Followers - 25 million]

[Broadcast Time - Random]

[Official Fan Club - Inmyeonji Judan? Roaming Merchant Group? Duttazzi Group? Buggy Girl Group? New Cloud Group?]

The Silent Swordsman’s encyclopedia.

In that place, a war was being waged in a completely different direction from Eum Gil-dong and his gang’s fight.

"...Why does the entry keep changing?"

Is it true that every time I refresh, the main game changes? LOL

The official fan club is changing too.

The fierce pride battle of unemployed people XD

Why is it so close?

Oh, maybe I should buy a lottery today. I got the zombie fan club from the official fan club; that’s a rare fan club, right?

Wow, jealous.

So jealous, lol.

Weak fan clubs are rare fan clubs.

Then, does Hell’s Seal Group and Ibak Akka Group belong to the ancient legend unique fan clubs?

The more grandly it’s named, the lower the appearance rate of weak fan clubs.

Stop showing common Half-Demon’s Song already.

How is there a common Half-Demon’s Song that gets a half-year-long server ban? F**king idiot.

LOL

The Half-Demon’s Song survivors are rushing in now.

A woman who streams as a hobby.

Someone, please spread some malware so we can’t play Gladiator Growth.

"Wow, that’s brutal. They made a full server ban twice? There’s no one more hardcore than that. If they held a World’s Most Malicious Streamer Tournament, that person would win."

Got it, runner-up!

You’re also a top contender.

Gil-dong, as the original malicious streamer, we can’t miss out on this hilarious event. Let’s edit the encyclopedia too.

What’s he saying? Don’t you see the subscribers and followers going crazy? If just 0.1% of them come to get revenge, we’ll be destroyed like dogs."

LOL

Yeah, that’s true.

A small country gets destroyed when they touch a big country, haha.

Eum Gil-dong spent about an hour messing around with pointless wiki edits for cash, then ended the stream at the right moment.

He was satisfied with his productive day and started planning for editing and development.

He couldn’t have anticipated what would come next.

"Wow, are they still fighting?"

A day passed.

"Are they still doing this today?"

Two days passed.

"Didn’t they do this a week ago?"

A week passed, and the meaningless battle was still going on.

Wherever people gathered, there was interest.

Wherever there was interest, there was broadcast material.

Eum Gil-dong smelled something.

This was a broadcast material packed with intense interest.

Eum Gil-dong: How about doing this content?

Ha Eung Eung: It’s fine.

Ha Eung Eung: It’s even better since you’ll play with my kids.

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Eum Gil-dong: Thanks!

Ha Eung Eung: Can you play with them for about half a year?

Eum Gil-dong: We’ve decided to call that abandonment.

Ha Eung Eung: It’s a joke.

Mama, are we abandoned?

Mama...?

Why do you keep abandoning your viewers? T_T

After two jokes, these kids would probably have heart attacks.

Anyway, after getting Ha Eung Eung’s permission, Eum Gil-dong immediately launched new content.

"Today’s content is the <What Did You Do?> segment, a special episode on the Silent Swordsman fan club! Let’s find out why the Silent Swordsman fan clubs got buried in edit hell."

Stop leeching!

Please do your own stream.

Why are you picking on the poor ones?

LOL

The most pitiful fandom in V-tube history.

Definitely not a server ban, but just as bad as one.

Rich, powerful, and can’t even be taught a lesson.

"As you can see, the reactions are hot. Let’s not waste time and get straight to the confession."

Countless invitation requests flooded into Eum Gil-dong’s private channel, where he wore a priest’s robe.

"Hello, what’s your nickname?"

"<Demon Slayer Swordsman Die>"

"Ah, yes... Demon Slayer Swordsman Die, what made you waste your life in the Silent Swordsman encyclopedia?"

"That Tenryo guy showed me the fun of Half-Demon’s Song, but he doesn’t even play it anymore..."

Give me Half-Demon’s Song!

"This time, the nickname is <I Can’t Stand Maximize>?"

"Please stop making me play the game."

"Huh?"

"I made a Maximize statue with Gladiator Growth, but I can’t even play with it properly. This is torture!"

Give me the space station!

"Uh? <Speed Master>? You’re not the fake one, right?"

"Yes, I’m the real deal."

"Why are you here, Sensei?"

"I won’t say who, but..."

‘This is about Silent Swordsman.’

"Who said they’d postpone the Hidden Route攻略 until the end or until someone dies?"

‘This is about Half-Demon’s Song.’

"That person’s been stuck for two years, neither dead nor alive. Don’t you think they’re annoying?"

"I agree. They’re total trouble."

"Then, you should go tell them. You guys are close, right?"

Eum Gil-dong was taken aback.

"Why are you pointing the arrow at me? Why don’t you say it directly?"

"I know you two meet often in Gladiator Growth. My viewers reported it."

"...Is the nickname of the informant revealed?"

"I’ve received donations, so the report is..."

<Eum Gil-dong donated 100,000 KRW!>

Multiply it by 10.

As tradition on V-tube, if the amount doesn’t match, you multiply it by 10 for the cash reward!

Thanks to Eum Gil-dong’s enthusiasm in donating and seeking the information, Speed Master revealed the informant’s identity.

"It was told by Eum Gil-dong’s Dirty Betrayal Instinct."

"No, seriously? You bastard!"

LOL

You can’t help it with Dirty Betrayal Instinct.

It lived up to its name for sure.

If it had been a typical viewer complaint, Eum Gil-dong would’ve just made a joke, but this complaint was about Speed Master.

Speed Master was one of Korea’s top streamers, with more subscribers than the Silent Swordsman.

Eum Gil-dong could only laugh awkwardly.

"Don’t get your hopes up too much... I’ll try to talk to them."

From the Silent Swordsman in front, to Speed Master in the back.

Eum Gil-dong’s plans to pull reactions for the hungry viewers while enjoying himself were shattered in sorrow, and now he had to deal with both.

This is what makes Eum Gil-dong’s stream!

Haha, it’s comforting knowing that even Gil-dong isn’t happy.

So, how will he convince the Silent Swordsman?

Who knows?

If you tell him you’ll set up a guesthouse, maybe he’ll go for it.

You crazy idiot, are you seriously asking him to spend money to watch a stream?

Even if Gil-dong sells his house, he can’t buy a guesthouse.

"Ah, don’t fight. I’ll figure something out."

Eum Gil-dong opened his virtual friend list with determination.

[Silent Swordsman (In Game - Gladiator Growth)]

Another Gladiator Growth session.

The Silent Swordsman wasn’t playing Half-Demon’s Song again but kept playing Gladiator Growth instead.

<Eum Gil-dong donated 10,000 KRW!>

Sir, are you going to ignore the donation again today?

He tried to throw a light jab, but as expected, the Silent Swordsman didn’t respond.

This guy is the type who would close the game if you interrupted him, and wouldn’t look at it again for weeks.

[Silent Swordsman is too far away.]

[Whisper message could not be sent.]

Not even in-game whispers were getting through.

If he wanted to communicate, he’d have to meet him in person, either in the real world or in the game.

"Where is he today?"

He opened the tracking scroll and opened the mini-map; the cursor was surprisingly close.

Eum Gil-dong, who had made quite a fortune by playing the role of selling the Silent Swordsman’s loot, hopped onto his expensive mount and headed toward his destination, but the cursor blinked, and the Silent Swordsman was nowhere to be seen.

<Tracking Scroll (Activated)>

This wasn’t an error.

There was just one factor he hadn’t considered.

[Remaining Distance to Silent Swordsman: 25,000m]

"Wait...?"

He turned on the altitude gauge, and the cursor blinked far above.

It was so far that it didn’t even look like a dot.

"What’s he doing all the way up there?"

Just doing his usual trolling.

Sunbathing.

Sometimes he wants to feel the sun.

"Who goes to the sky 25,000 meters up to sunbathe?"

Is he a human or a cloud dragon?