Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!-Chapter 67 - : 068 Last time you asked me to find a cure for erectile dysfunction, I found it (please subscribe!)

Chapter 67: 068 Last time you asked me to find a cure for erectile dysfunction, I found it (please subscribe!)

Three acres of vegetable garden.

It wasn’t the two patches of land from before.

The size of the three-acre vegetable garden was very large, almost two thousand square meters.

The area behind the Heavenly Master Mansion simply couldn’t accommodate such a large vegetable garden.

Qin Hao wandered around the mountain and eventually decided to place the vegetable garden on the cliff behind the Heavenly Master Mansion at the mountain summit.

It was similar to the terraced fields in the southwest.

...

But even more precipitous and steep than terraced fields.

If outsiders saw Qin Hao starting a vegetable garden in such a place, they would probably think he had gone mad.

On nearly vertical ninety-degree cliffs, what the hell are you planting vegetables for?

Even harvesting Lingzhi mushrooms on cliff faces isn’t as dangerous as this.

But, for Qin Hao at the Foundation Establishment Stage, this kind of angle was nothing at all.

He stepped on the cliff face, treading the Ascending Immortal Step, moving as gracefully as a crane.

For Qin Hao, planting a vegetable garden on a near-ninety-degree steep cliff was just like walking on flat ground.

After setting up the vegetable garden,

Qin Hao returned to the Heavenly Master Mansion.

That night, he had the Black Bear Demon deliver the mature vegetables from the previous garden to the Taoist Temple kitchen.

And had them cook dinner for the night.

You wouldn’t know unless you tried, but Qin Hao was startled by how delicious these vegetables tasted.

Indeed, they were vegetables grown in the Spiritual Energy Garden.

Whether it was the texture or the flavor, ordinary vegetables simply couldn’t compare.

These things, what mountain delicacies or wild game could match up to them!

Qin Hao felt like he had opened the door to a new world.

The very next day, he planted the entire three-acre plot on the cliff face full of vegetables.

After all, having tasted the vegetables grown in the Spiritual Energy Garden, ordinary vegetables could no longer please his palate.

…

For the following six months,

Qin Hao stayed mainly inside the Heavenly Master Mansion and hardly went out.

He completed some simple tasks issued by the system every day, earning Incense Values.

Tasks like sweeping the floor, trimming flowers and grass, harvesting vegetables, or making a few magic artifacts.

Plus, with tourists visiting Qingyun Mountain every day,

Qin Hao’s Incense Values swiftly rose to seven hundred thousand.

At the same time, his cultivation level also advanced from the early stage of Foundation Establishment in one leap to the Peak of Foundation Establishment.

Just one step away from entering the Golden Core Realm.

On the mountain, during these six months, aside from Qin Hao’s enormous changes,

the Black Bear Demon, Immortal Crane, Ah Piao, and Suan Ni all experienced their own improvements.

First was the Black Bear Demon.

Half a year ago, Qin Hao had bought a Cultivation Technique for the Beast Clan from the Incense Value Mall.

Liking to dance with a staff, Qin Hao simply picked out a fist technique and a staff technique for it.

Now, the Black Bear Demon had not only advanced to the Foundation Establishment Stage,

but its staff technique had also achieved some success, vigorous as a forceful wind.

Then there was the Immortal Crane, Little White.

After fusing with bloodlines and half a year of growth,

Little White was no longer the same as before, gradually revealing the aura of an ancient Divine Beast, mastering the initial control over spatial power; with a flap of its wings, it could leap through space at will.

Ah Piao, Su Huining, had already reached the Fierce Ghost Realm six months ago.

Afterward, she took the initiative to propose training in the outside world.

She found a Chaotic Burial Mound outside.

By absorbing the Xuan Yin Energy there, she had cultivated to the Peak of the Ghost General Realm in just half a year.

In human cultivation terms, it was roughly equivalent to the Qi Refining Ninth Layer.

To reach such a level in such a short period was already quite impressive.

Lastly, there was the Suan Ni.

This guy was the one Qin Hao found most puzzling.

He did not cultivate every day; instead, he spent the entire time sitting on top of the incense burner.

Consuming clouds and mist, living like a big boss,

He looked as though he was strategizing.

But just by inhaling incense smoke, his cultivation level kept skyrocketing.

Now, he had actually advanced to Mid-stage Foundation Establishment.

The speed was frightening.

Qin Hao: “Is this what being a Divine Beast is like? Such a terrifying cultivation speed!”

Aside from the few around Qin Hao,

the Taoists in the Heavenly Master Mansion had also made various improvements over this half year.

First, the red-robed Taoists with the “Jing” generation names in the Taoist Temple. Half a year ago, Qin Hao taught them martial techniques and spells.

Now, they had all made accomplishments.

The one with the highest cultivation level was Taoist Jing Xuan, the youngest.

Half a year allowed him to break through to the Qi Refining Eighth Layer.

Next was Taoist Jing Feng, whose cultivation level was at the Qi Refining Seventh Level.

The rest of the Taoists were mostly around the fifth or sixth levels of Qi Refining.

Their strength was not considered weak either.

Everything was progressing methodically.

Meanwhile, the Centipede Medicine from Qingyun Mountain, after being taken back and used by many tourists for a while,

was now being touted as a Divine Medicine on the internet.

Once again it topped the trending searches!

Many tourists posted on the internet, saying that the Centipede Medicine from Qingyun Mountain was simply heaven-defying.

“A few days ago, my company went team building, and I went out with the boss. Unfortunately, the boss’s sister-in-law wasn’t careful and took a spill, her knee got scraped up.

Many were clamoring to go to the hospital, but I directly took out the Centipede Medicine I brought back from Qingyun Mountain and applied it to the boss’s sister-in-law. She recovered on the spot! Both the boss and his sister-in-law were shocked and kept asking what sort of medicine it was.

Guess what now? I’ve already become the department manager, and lately, the boss’s sister-in-law keeps looking at me with a different kind of gaze, and I feel like I’m about to get another promotion!

I never thought that a trip to Qingyun Mountain would help me get a promotion. What a gain!”

“What’s that compared to me? My husband used to be pathetically weak! He would finish in less than thirty seconds every time. Last time after returning from Qingyun Mountain, I brought back a bottle of Medicine Wine, giving him a small glass every day for a week.

Guess what now? He’s as fierce as the Black Whirlwind Li Kui. Right now, I can’t even get out of bed!”

“666666! What is this Centipede Medicine? The Taoists are too modest, it’s closer to a Divine Medicine.”

Gradually, the reputation of Qingyun Mountain’s Centipede Medicine spread more and more wildly on the internet.

Within Longguang City, the number of patients at hospitals specializing in men’s health was dwindling, and general hospitals were also seeing a drop in business.

Ask around and you would discover that if locals had problems like impotence or premature experiences, who would still go to a specialized clinic?

They all headed to Qingyun Mountain to pray and collect a portion of Medicine Wine to drink. After drinking it for a few days, all ailments would disappear.

Even for a simple cold or fever, they drank the Medicine Wine, and one drink did the trick.

Moreover, many men and women from other provinces, hearing of such a Divine Medicine at Qingyun Mountain, came rushing over.

“Bro, remember that time you asked me to find a cure for impotency for you? I found one, the Qingyun Mountain medicinal wine, free for taking, and it works wonders!

What? You’re wondering if it’s reliable? I laughed – actually, I never told you, but I had the same issue, and now look at me, who wouldn’t praise me as awesome!”

Of course, this was just a minor event.

About half a month later.

…

On this day,

the Taoists on Qingyun Mountain were practicing as usual.

Outside Qingyun Mountain,

in Ziyang City neighboring Longguang City, an eerie and big event transpired.

But this incident started several months ago.

At the beginning, it was the farmers from the villages in the suburbs of Ziyang City who called the police.

They said that strange creatures had snuck into their courtyards at night.

The livestock such as cattle and sheep raised by the farmers were attacked at night by unknown creatures.

By the time the villagers checked the next day, those cattle and sheep were already dead, drained of all blood.

Their deaths were extremely horrifying.

Initially, the police in Ziyang City did not take it seriously.

They thought it was done by some wild beast from the surrounding mountains.

After all, it was the suburbs, surrounded by mountains.

Who knows what kind of wild beast might come down?

Like the yellow weasel, also often seen stealing chickens in the villages.

After examining the scene, the police found nothing unusual and even staked out the villagers’ homes for two nights.

However, during these two nights, the strange creatures mentioned by the villagers never reappeared.

Thus, the police returned without accomplishing anything, and there was nothing the villagers could do either.

This incident was shelved.

What really blew the incident wide open happened two months later, following a report from several migrant workers in the suburbs of Ziyang City.

They claimed to work on a nearby construction site.

Their dormitory was next to an abandoned air-raid shelter.

One night, they were playing cards in the dormitory.

A colleague went out to use the bathroom.

But that turned into half an hour.

As these migrant workers began to feel puzzled and came out to search,

they heard a scream.

They hurriedly ran over and found that the migrant worker who had come out to use the bathroom had been attacked by something.

His shoulder was bitten severely.

Seeing so many workers shouting and rushing over,

the creature that attacked their colleague also panicked and fled.

But it was too dark, and although they had flashlights, the workers could not see what the thing was clearly.

It seemed humanoid, yet not quite human.

Covered in black hair, it moved rapidly, running in a manner akin to apes, using both hands and feet.

Initially, the workers didn’t think much of it.

They assumed it was a wild monkey that had attacked a human.

They brought the bitten colleague back to the dormitory, planning to disinfect and recuperate there for a while.

But by the next day, they realized something was wrong.

The bitten worker was pale-faced, with the shoulder wound turning purple.

Veins bulging, and half of his body had become extremely stiff.

Furthermore, the worker became highly aggressive,

with an urge to bite others.

Th𝗲 most uptodate novels are published on ƒгeewёbnovel.com.

The workers immediately realized that something was seriously wrong.

So, they hurriedly called the police and the ambulance.

When the ambulance arrived, the doctors were baffled.

They had never seen such symptoms before.

Half the body was stiff,

and the bite wound was purple with veins protruding.

What had bitten him?

It looked highly toxic!

The doctor asked, “Did you get a clear look at what it was?”

Several workers shook their heads.

None of them had seen it clearly.

The doctor had no choice but to administer an antidote injection first

and took the patient back to the hospital for observation.

They would discuss further once the police investigation was clear.

……

I need monthly tickets!

I believe if you squeeze a bit, everyone still has some monthly tickets to vote!!