Master of Ten Thousand Foxes-Chapter 40: Amnesty Policy

This crazy and irritable netizen, is he really not just a pure troll? Seriously?

In the video, Naughty Little Crocodile 888 has a sharp voice with a bit of a duck tone.

"Foolish dogs, did you see it?

"This was personally refined by your grandpa me!

"This bottle can’t volatilize into a medicine mist, I wouldn’t dare say it reaches five tenths of the big shots’ standards.

"But compared to Zhang Ye’s pig urine, it’s ten times stronger."

After closing the video, there were still comments from netizens cursing angrily below.

[A bottle of green soup, and dare to call it Blood Transformation Powder?]

[My cucumber milkshake is greener than your bottle, can I also call you a foolish dog?]

[Wouldn’t take a bottle of laundry detergent to fool people, would you?]

Ordinary netizens can’t tell true from false, which is quite normal. Or rather, in this world, there are indeed not many people who can distinguish the real thing.

Bai Mo, holding a skewer in one hand and swiping the phone screen with the other, continued scrolling through the post.

Sure enough, the vast majority of netizens did not believe "Naughty Little Crocodile 888", condemning him collectively, with sarcasm and ridicule, launching a barrage against "Naughty Little Crocodile 888".

Until...

[To this netizen, you’re welcome to submit your refined medicine soup for inspection, you can visit the nearest Immortal Technique Committee]

[If this is really Blood Transformation Powder, we will invite you to join the Immortal Technique Committee]

As soon as this comment appeared, it immediately cleared up the comment section, no one spat anymore, replaced by a wave of astonishment.

[What’s going on?]

[What does Professor Zhang mean?]

[Could it really be Blood Transformation Powder?]

[Professor Zhang himself stepped in! Said that much! It’s likely true, isn’t it?]

[Is it real or fake?]

[The troll actually knows how to refine?]

[If he goes, he’s really something?]

[Wow that’s impressive]

[Hahaha]

The atmosphere among the netizens instantly changed because the one who asked Naughty Little Crocodile 888 to submit the medicine soup for inspection had the nickname [Immortal Technique Committee, Shangjing Headquarters, Zhang Ye]! It’s actually the Professor Zhang who was being angrily criticized by Naughty Little Crocodile 888!

Bai Mo clicked on Professor Zhang’s avatar, saw the gold V certification given by the community officially, and couldn’t help but chuckle.

He munched on a meat skewer, licked the sesame and cumin off the corner of his mouth, and continued scrolling.

Naughty Little Crocodile 888 followed up with a reply.

[Professor Zhang, I can’t do it, I’m a fugitive! If I go to your Immortal Technique Committee, wouldn’t I be walking right into a trap?]

Professor Zhang immediately replied with a long text.

[Sir, our Immortal Technique Committee has a policy to accept defectors now]

[If you’ve committed some minor crimes during the process of immortal cultivation, they are not unforgivable, and you may confidently defect]

[We will help you compensate the victims and impose penalties such as ’control’ or ’detention’ based on your crimes]

[During the ’control’ and ’detention’ period, you can help the Immortal Technique Committee with tasks, and if you show meritorious deeds, the sentence can be reduced]

[Once you’ve completed your sentence, we will incorporate you and give you an identity as an Immortal Technique Committee member, letting you restart your life]

Oh?

Defection?

Bai Mo read the long text once, for the first time realizing that the Immortal Technique Committee actually has such a defection policy.

Netizens left comments one after another.

[Professor Zhang, scroll up a bit, he just cursed you, and you’re still offering a defection? You better wise up]

[Hahaha, Professor Zhang is magnanimous!]

[He who achieves great things does not pay attention to trivial matters]

[Seems pretty good, just join in, @Naughty Little Crocodile 888, even if you’ve committed crimes before, after defecting, being controlled for a few years, with meritorious deeds, you’ll end your sentence sooner and get incorporated, reaching the end of the universe!]

...

Bai Mo picked up a skewer of grilled sardine, nibbling on it while reading the post. Judging from the Blood Transformation Powder refined by "Naughty Little Crocodile 888", he is most likely the [Soup Man] of Sequence Eight. If he could defect to the Immortal Technique Committee, the committee would indeed gain a lot. Compared to the harvest, those few curses suffered by Professor Zhang don’t count for much.

Continuing to swipe the screen, skipping over the silly netizens’ replies, he saw the video sent over by Naughty Little Crocodile 888.

Clicking to open, the video still featured that dark hand, lightly shaking the glass bottle, swishing the green medicinal soup inside. Amidst the duck-like laughter, full of mockery.

"What, Zhang Ye, do you want to recruit me?

"Hahahahaha!

"Stupid pig! Silly dog!

"Did you forget a year ago, you almost died at my hands?"

The video abruptly rotated its angle, appearing in front of the screen was a dark face. With a twisted smile, bloodshot eyes, showing big yellow teeth, expressing full mockery.

Bai Mo closed the video.

"Who is this? So ugly."

Continuing to swipe the screen, he saw the netizens in the comments were quite shocked.

[Holy crap, scared me half to death]

[It’s him?]

[Turns out to be this wild person]

[Seeking explanation, who is this?]

Below, immediately a netizen posted a link. Bai Mo clicked to enter, and it turned out to be a wanted notice.

[Wang E, 38 years old, Alchemy Path, Sequence Eight Soup Man, bachelor’s degree, majoring in chemical engineering, formerly employed at Jianxiang Chemical Factory in Beichuan City. Using Alchemy Dao Immortal Technique to make drugs and create a sales network. Extremely dangerous...]

Bai Mo suddenly realized, recalling the ranking of contemporary alchemists he’d read before. The top rank was this Wang E! Today, seeing the Blood Transformation Powder he refined, his level is indeed above Professor Zhang.

But as for making drugs... can he defect?

Bai Mo went back to the post and saw the netizen comments as expected.

[Turns out to be the Breaking Bad drug master. He can’t defect]

[He can only be shot eight hundred times]

[Today’s post is entertaining, netizens’ collective ridicule, Professor Zhang’s recruitment, and the result is that man is the Breaking Bad drug master]

[@Immortal Technique Committee, quick, track the IP address, catch him!]

Bai Mo continued eating fish, watching on, no longer seeing Professor Zhang’s reply. Instead saw another video posted by Naughty Little Crocodile 888.

Opening it, the video showed a rainforest, the small river flowing gently. Breaking Bad drug master Wang E, wearing mud-stained, tattered work clothes, sitting on the riverbank rock, grilling a fish over a campfire until it turned charred black, holding it with a stick, with a duck-like voice, his tone quite fanatic, "Master, can you see this video? I really admire you! Want to join my team? You be the boss, I’ll be your servant!"

Bai Mo curled his lips, closed the video.

Fox Mountain, as a super-large organization spanning the real world and dream realm, has very high entry thresholds, not accepting any scoundrels. Although to him, even Sequence Eight’s alchemist, this level in the real world is already considered very advanced, but it’s also equivalent to waste to Bai Mo.

Continuing to read further, the post had already been locked by the administrator, unable to reply.

Wang E’s account "Naughty Little Crocodile 888" had also been banned, clicking into his personal homepage only showed a large "404" sign. 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺

After exiting the post, it could not be clicked into again, showing "has been deleted by the administrator".

Presumably, the Immortal Technique Committee found it too shameful and had the post deleted.

Bai Mo smiled, feeling he could understand.

Just as he was about to turn off the phone, a message suddenly popped up. It turns out it was Fang Xiaoyu, sending several screenshots rapidly.

[Look quickly, just now Professor Zhang pulled off a big joke]

[He tried to recruit Wang E hahahahaha]

[The post was deleted but someone captured screenshots, it’s spreading wildly inside the Immortal Technique Committee]

Bai Mo had just seen it, but at this moment recalled another question.

[Does that perverted Talisman Master, discovered a few days ago, who spanks students’ butts, also qualify for the defection policy?]

Fang Xiaoyu replied after a while.

[Currently, it seems he does qualify]

[What he committed counts as bodily harm. If defecting, he’d get a very light sentence. I guess it would be a two-year control period, still able to make meritorious contributions and shorten the sentence]

Bai Mo sighed. "Defection", he felt he could understand the matter. Nowadays, the Immortal Technique Committee isn’t that strong, nor too rigid. A defection policy, turning enemies into allies, is indeed a wise choice.