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MTL - After Wearing a Book, I Pampered Five Big Villains-Chapter 551 snipe and clam fight
Chapter 551 The Snipe and the Clam Fight
Pei Yi didn't think there was anything wrong with her.
But hearing Yan Luoyu repeatedly stressing that she was too rough, Pei Yi couldn't help thinking a bit: Could it be that I'm really too rough?
She glanced at the small porcelain bottle of fragrant dew that Yan Luoyuqiang stuffed into her hand, and suddenly felt that she needed to maintain it delicately in the future.
"Pei Yi, if you have any difficulties, you can tell me." Yan Luoyu smiled very gently, and his tone was also very gentle, "I will definitely solve it for you."
Pei Yi couldn't accept the other party's kindness, so she nodded with a smile.
Yan Luoyu had a kind face on his face, but his heart was actually gloomy and cold.
Ever since I found out that Pei Yi's attitude was so tough, Yan Luoyu didn't want to deal with her anymore, so after politely saying a few more words on the occasion, she got up and left.
Pei Yi kindly sent the man out of the cell all the way, and stood at the fence to watch him go away.
"Host, your eyes are so scary." The system complained abruptly.
Pei Yi twitched the corner of her lower lip slightly, then turned back to sit at the simple desk with no expression on her face, and said coldly, "How can I look at a dying person?"
The system felt that the whole body was chilly, he floated in the sea of consciousness, and asked nervously: "Host, do you want to kill Yan Luoyu?"
Pei Yi unhurriedly took out one of the books stacked on the desk, opened the page browser leisurely, and said coldly: "It's not that I want to kill her, it's that she wants to kill her." I."
Speaking of this, Pei Yi couldn't help but look up at the small porcelain bottle of fragrant dew that she put beside the pillow on the bed.
The system also followed his host's line of sight to that side, and he quickly reminded: "Host, that small porcelain bottle of fragrant dew is poisonous and cannot be used anymore. When Yan Luoyu wiped the fragrant dew for you just now, the system automatically The temporary shielding poison function has been activated for you, so you don’t have to worry, you are not poisoned now.”
Pei Yi raised her eyebrows slightly, and teased with a light smile: "You automatically shielded yourself from poison at that time, why didn't you remind me that Xianglu is poisonous?"
The system looked at its host with disgust, and said helplessly: "I see that you and Yan Luoyu are flirting, I'm sorry to disturb your chat, but I plan to wait for Yan Luoyu to leave, and then I will tell you that Xianglu is poisonous."
When Pei Yi heard the words "eyes frowning", the corners of Pei Yi's mouth twitched involuntarily.
Forget it, this is his own son, uneducated and outspoken.
She is very considerate.
Pei Yi held the scroll in her hand, but her eyes were on the small porcelain bottle of fragrant dew not far away.
She asked: "What kind of poison is that fragrant dew?"
She herself now has medical skills, and her sensitivity to drugs is far beyond ordinary people.
But when she smelled the scented dew just now, she didn't recognize any unusual medicine from it.
"After the system test, the dew contains chronic poison." The system showed a mean smile, and said with a look of suppressing a belly laugh, "Using this dew for a long time, the host will...be infertile."
After saying the last word, the system finally couldn't hold back the laughter.
Infertility.
It's really funny!
If Yan Luoyu wanted to kill his host, wouldn't it be good to just inject some deadly poison?
It is really ridiculous to have to take this kind of medicine that damages human fertility.
"Is it funny?" Pei Yi asked coolly.
The system shuddered, no longer thinking about laughing, shook his head and said cowardly: "It's not funny."
Pei Yi lowered her head and flipped through a page, then continued to read with a calm face.
The system is really full of complaints now.
He endured and endured, but still couldn't help but said: "Host, why do you think Yan Luoyu is so funny?"
"There are so many poisons she doesn't use, but she chooses a medicine that makes people infertile."
"Host, you don't compete with her for a man, and you don't have any competition for heirs like wives and concubines in the backyard. Why is she doing this to you?"
Pei Yi is actually a little confused about this.
She was not quite sure: "Perhaps... she wants me to have no children and grandchildren, and the dynasty will perish?"
The system rubbed its chin, and said in disapproval: "The host, Yan Luoyu started to attack your offspring system before you got the world? It shouldn't be possible."
She didn't think so either.
But Yan Luoyu's behavior is really abnormal, and Pei Yi can't guess the exact result.
She speculated: "Maybe Yan Luoyu wanted to kill me but couldn't, so he used this poison to contain me."
The system thought about it, and felt that what the host said made sense. At least according to the current data analysis, it is true that Yan Luoyu cannot kill the host, otherwise there is a 99.999% possibility that the Pei family will kill Yan Luoyu with all their strength.
Pei Yi flipped through a few pages of the book and suddenly felt a little unbearable.
This unbearable, of course, does not refer to Yan Luoyu, but to her hair.
Since entering the cell a few days ago, she has been reluctant to take a shower—after all, it is too inconvenient.
It was late autumn at this time.
Late autumn in Kyoto is always cold to the bone.
This cell is dark and cold, and there are no measures to keep warm.
If she had taken a shower in this room, the cell would definitely not only be cold and cold in a short period of time, but also damp and cold.
This is too detrimental to survival and health.
However, after a few days of no personal hygiene, Pei Yi obviously felt that her hair was greasy.
She even felt as if her hair was beginning to fall out on a massive scale.
Pei Yi felt a sudden sense of crisis, and finally couldn't help but suggested to the jailer: "Brother, please prepare some water, I want to take a bath."
The jailer responded respectfully.
With her greasy and falling hair, Pei Yi was really restless.
The system complained meanly: "Host, you didn't feel embarrassed when you were fighting with Yan Luoyu just now, why are you embarrassed now?"
Pei Yi froze suddenly, her face almost split open.
She added in embarrassment: "I didn't feel my hair was greasy just now..."
The system put its hips on its hips and straightened its chubby body, and said proudly: "Of course. The host doesn't pay attention to the image, but the system is very good at the host's attention."
"As soon as the system detected an outsider approaching the host, it immediately performed a temporary image maintenance process on the host—to ensure that the host is clean, white and tender in the eyes of others."
Pei Yi said gratefully: "Thank you so much, Tongzi."
The system snorted, with an expression of indescribable pride.
After a while, the jailer came to inform him: "Master Pei, the hot water is ready, you can go to the next room to take a bath."
Pei Yi was slightly taken aback.
She didn't expect that the jailers would considerately arrange a separate cell for her to bathe in.
The jailer seemed to see her surprise, and explained with a flattering smile: "Princess Zhen Guo just ordered us to provide Mr. Pei with a separate room for personal hygiene."
Pei Yi was astonished.
She never thought that Yan Luoyu would think so carefully about her.
From this point of view, she really admires Yan Luoyu's method of win over people.
Just imagine, if she wasn't so vigilant, if she didn't have such a reliable leader, she might have already fallen into Yan Luoyu's gentle offensive, right?
After all, there is still a big difference between a man's care and a woman's care.
Taking this incident as an example, although Xiao Junji also cared about her very much, he sent her various things to the cell almost every day, even taking her personal items into consideration.
However, Xiao Junji never considered her personal cleanliness and other privacy issues.
It cannot be said that Xiao Junji is not careful enough, on the contrary, this man has already considered her various difficulties as much as possible.
This is, after all, men and women are different, Xiao Junji always has negligence in thinking, which inevitably shows a bit of roughness.
But Yan Luoyu is different—this princess started from the perspective of a woman. As soon as she arrived in the cell, she directly ordered the cell boss to prepare a special room for her, and solved her problem in time.
This is the way a woman cares about a woman—to the point and subtle enough.
The jailer led the way ahead, opened the door of the next cell respectfully, and made a gesture of invitation.
Pei Yi walked in, her eyes subconsciously scanned the entire cell at the first moment—even the most unobtrusive hidden corners were not missed.
Looking around, Pei Yi was greatly moved, and could not help but gasp.
From Yan Luoyu's visit to her to the present moment, not too long has passed.
But this prison cell has already prepared all kinds of daily necessities—to be precise, it is the skin care products of the girl's house.
And these skin care products are packaged extraordinarily delicately, which makes people feel happy just looking at them.
That’s not all, the house is even equipped with a set of exquisite rosewood combination cabinets - wardrobes, dressing cabinets, shelves and so on are all complete.
Pei Yi was deeply incredulous, secretly thinking that Yan Luoyu drove a big truck, didn't he?
The system said enviously: "Miss Yan Luoyu is so caring, I love her so much."
The corner of Pei Yi's mouth twitched, and she complained: "It's really a caring young lady who can poison people."
The system choked suddenly, and glanced at its host in dissatisfaction.
Really, isn't he allowed to be a little nympho?
Just thinking about it in his heart, the system heard his master remind him: "Do you see that the things in this room are poisonous?"
The system replied almost in seconds: "The host is at ease."
"When you first stepped into the cell, the system scanned the entire cell."
“Everything in the house is basically safe.”
Pei Yi keenly grasped the key words, and asked with a half-smile: "Basically?"
"Yes." The system nodded, and warned seriously, "The host must not use the skin care products in the house—these things contain drugs that cause infertility."
Pei Yi was astonished.
Although she had long guessed that Yan Luoyu would carry private goods in these supplies, she really did not expect that Yan Luoyu would take this kind of infertility medicine again.
Just like his family's small system is confused, she is also confused—you can punish me if you want to punish me, give me some chronic poison to make me gradually degenerate to death, or gradually become a lunatic with chaotic thinking Rampage, these are very good choices.
But what kind of operation did you make me infertile?
You and I are not a concubine competing for favor in the backyard, can you make a fuss about my stomach?
However, the fact is—Yan Luoyu is indeed planning to hit Pei Yi's stomach.
Moreover, Pei Yi would never guess the reason.
Imperial Palace.
At the gate of the palace, a carriage suddenly came from afar, and then stopped at the gate in the middle.
The servant reminded beside the carriage: "Princess, we are here."
The car curtain was opened by a bare hand, and a beautiful but breathtaking beauty emerged gracefully from it.
She is Yan Luoyu.
At this moment, she does not have a gentle expression on her face, but she has an arrogance that rejects people thousands of miles away, but it is this arrogance that makes men flock to her.
After getting out of the carriage, some palace servants came to invite Princess Zhen Guo to take her seat.
Yan Luoyu stretched out his hand lazily, and let the palace servants help her to sit on the step.
This is her unique honor—to be precise, Princess Leping Huo Yigu also has this honor.
Most of the princes and daughters who enter the palace can only walk, but His Majesty the Emperor gave her a walk—this is the expression of Aizhong's consideration for her.
The palace man walked steadily and quickly with his steps, and arrived at the Hall of Mental Cultivation not long after.
The Hall of Mental Cultivation was originally the residence of the old emperor.
But as the old emperor became more and more lazy in government affairs, the Hall of Mental Cultivation gradually became the permanent residence of the old emperor—the memorials and the like were usually delivered here directly. Moreover, without exception, these memorials are all memorials after Yan Luoyu corrected them.
"Princess Zhen Guo has arrived—" the palace official announced loudly.
The old emperor was overjoyed when he heard this shout.
He personally walked to the gate of the palace to welcome his daughter into the palace, smiled kindly and complained: "How many days have you not entered the palace to see me, an old man?"
I don't know when, the old emperor no longer called himself "Zhen" in front of Yan Luoyu, and the two seemed to be the affectionate father and daughter of ordinary people.
"It's my daughter who was negligent, please don't take offense." Yan Luoyu replied with a cute smile.
How could the old emperor be willing to blame Yan Luoyu.
He said very distressedly: "I know you are busy. Ever since Pei Yi was arrested, you have been so busy that your feet are not touching the ground, and you are tired and thin."
Yan Luoyu's eyes dimmed.
She looked serious, and followed the old emperor's words: "Father, Pei Yi's matter is really not easy to deal with. I thought about it, and there is a saying that hits a snake and hits seven inches. Let's focus on Pei Yi now. It's too wasteful on Yi, why not... attack the people behind her first."
The people behind Pei Yi are of course the men of the Pei family—Prime Minister Pei Shu, eldest son Pei Xuanzong, and second son Pei Xuanting.
But…
The old emperor thought very embarrassingly, didn't they just turn to Pei Yi because they had nothing to do with these men? But now, after hearing what my daughter said, they are going to attack the Pei family and his son again?
"Father, one moment is another moment." Yan Luoyu is well aware of his father's thoughts, and he said in a persuasive manner, "Now that Pei Yi is in our hands, the Pei family will naturally restrain themselves. We might as well take advantage of this time, Clean up the Pei family."
The old emperor had long wanted to rectify the Pei family.
These years, it's not like he didn't think of a way.
But the problem is that after decades of development, the Pei family has grown so big and deep that it is difficult for others to hurt its roots.
"The Pei family is not an iron bucket of diamonds. Could it be that our royal family can't cure it?" Yan Luoyu smiled and said, "Isn't the father trying to suppress Huainan King?"
"In my opinion, the emperor might as well urge King Huainan to lead the second son Xiao to the capital to get married right now."
"Now that the Pei family has been dismissed, Father might as well reinstate them properly and let them deal with King Huainan."
Yan Luoyu sneered and said: "The king of Huainan will definitely try his best to march with the army when he enters Beijing this time."
"If the Pei family's army confronts the Huainan King's army, it will definitely not be so easy for both sides to win."
"Let's just be fishermen and watch them fight with snipe and clam."
“In the end, no matter who wins, we will benefit.”
"When the time comes, Father will label Pei Jiajun as a rebel..."
The old emperor was very confused when he heard this, and said in a puzzled way: "Pei Shucai won the battle just now, so I gave him a hat. I'm afraid it's because people are not convinced?"
Yan Luoyu's face was cold, and he said with a smile that was not a smile: "Father, things on this battlefield are changing rapidly, and no one can say for sure."
"At that time, we only need to pick a little bit of trouble in the war to label Pei Shu as a rebel—these are all legitimate, what can others say?"
The old emperor suddenly realized.
He understands this very well.
He even knows it well.
As early as many years ago, he used this method on General Xun Xin.
He actually knew that Xun Xin, an honest man, had no guts to rebel, but he still let the Bai family find fault with the war at will, and he just fabricated evidence of Xun Xin's rebellion.
Now, this set can be applied to Pei Shu.
The old emperor was in a good mood.
He has put up with Pei Shu for a long time, if he can flatten this old man, he will wake up laughing from sleep.
"When the Pei family is convicted of treason, the whole family will be wiped out, and no one will survive—Pei Yi is no exception." Yan Luoyu said meaningfully.
She wanted Pei Yi to die.
This kind of death is a death on the surface—a fake death.
She wants the Pei family's "third son" Yi to no longer exist in the world.
In this way, she was able to quietly transfer Pei Yi from the cell and trap her in the backyard.
In the future, except for her, no one will be able to spy on Pei Yi—even if Pei Yi has the ambition to fight again, it's useless, and she can only be her bird in a cage from now on.
It was precisely to raise Pei Yi, a bird in a cage, that she had to make Pei Yi infertile.
Pei Yi is a deviant person. If she is dissatisfied with her captivity, she might deliberately find some wild men to make peace with to anger her.
If Pei Yi is unfortunately pregnant with the wild man's seed, it will not only hurt Pei Yi's body, but also hurt her Yan Luoyu's face.
Yan Luoyu would never allow this to happen.
So, she took precautions and put some medicines in Pei Yi's application that would make it difficult for women to get pregnant.
Take a step back and say, even if Pei Yi refuses to follow her in the future, who would want to marry a woman who has no fertility?
In the end, Pei Yi could only follow her.
She will not dislike Pei Yi because Pei Yi is barren.
Yan Luoyu thought so, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was a bit pervasive.
Another compartment.
Sky Prison.
Pei Yi took a nap after bathing.
After waking up, she heard her small system triumphantly say: "Host, is the skin care product that the system just provided you useful?"
"The system is provided to you for free."
"If it was replaced by the Britney system next door, it would definitely take the opportunity to kill you hard."
Pei Yi couldn't help laughing.
Since she started using that skin care product, this stupid system has been repeatedly emphasizing the word "free" in front of her. It's not too obvious what it actually means.
She has a friendly and cooperative relationship with the system now, so it doesn't make sense to say that she gets all the benefits by herself, but the stupid system doesn't get any benefits.
Thinking like this, Pei Yi chuckled lightly and said, "Although you gave me these things for free, how can I see that you are at a disadvantage?"
"Tongzi, we are a family."
"You count how many points I have now, and you can deduct as much as you want."
This is really beautiful.
Little System suddenly felt warm in his heart.
He felt deeply that he had met a good host, and he was extremely moved: "You are so kind, host! Tongzi loves you so much."
He will definitely not cheat the host!
He only needs to deduct a little points.
Poor Tongzi didn't realize at all that his host had successfully tricked him in speaking skills.
That night, someone quietly came to visit Pei Yi.
To be precise, this person came to report the work situation to Pei Yi.
Although Xun Huan and Xiao Junji did their best to help her, Pei Yi never dared to put the matter on these two men.
In fact, she has always had her own team of advisers.
While Xun Huan was creating public opinion, her counselors were also busy deploying around.
Pei Yi sat by the bed, looked down at the counselor standing in front of her with her head down, and ordered in a cold voice: "For the time being, let people stop spreading the ballad about the heroine of the Pei family. You only need to focus on making people argue about women The legitimacy of being emperor is enough."
The counselor looked puzzled, and asked cautiously: "But Princess Zhenguo also aspires to a high position. If we only focus on the fact that women are suitable to be emperors, wouldn't it be easy to make wedding clothes for Princess Zhenguo?"
Pei Yi smiled deeply and said: "Only in the previous dynasty was there an empress who harmed the country, and the common people don't accept empress so easily."
The strategist thought about it for a while, and immediately understood.
Youdao is to hit the head of the bird.
If their master is rushing to the front now, it will be too eye-catching and too hated.
It's better to let Princess Zhenguo be the first to attract the attention of others.
When there is a woman like Princess Zhenguo who wanders around on the stage, the common people have had enough scolding, and they are already mentally prepared.
At that time, the common people will not find it strange that their master will come out to save the crisis, and they may even think that there is nothing wrong with a woman being the emperor. The wife of the Pei family is destined to be the emperor by birth.
Thinking of this, the counselor bowed and saluted: "This subordinate understands."
Pei Yi asked the counselors about the recent situation in Kyoto, and then made some deployments.
Early before she was imprisoned, she had already discussed the deployment of all parties with a group of counselors.
However, current affairs are changing rapidly, and there is never a perfect method and plan in the world. It is also necessary to supplement and adjust in a timely manner.
(end of this chapter)