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MTL - God of War Dressed As a Weak Male-Chapter 22
Dinner
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Li Zhou did not wear the dress sent by Xionghuang to the dinner party. He cut and sewed his own dress to repair Xavier's damaged dress. Anyway, Xionghuang really wanted to harm Xieweier. He wore It doesn't matter if you don't wear it.
Duke also praised him because of his superb sewing skills, so he was more curious about his origin and previous living environment, and finally let Xie Er and Li Zhou together with "More details later" The reason was fooled in the past.
In fact, Li Zhouhui was taught by the dean's mother. At that time, among the many children in the orphanage, he was the biggest and most ingenious. In order to reduce the cost of clothes in the orphanage, he took the initiative to learn the craft of tailoring and sewing with the dean's mother. tailor.
Unexpectedly, he was admitted to his favorite university in the end, but he lost the dean's mother forever.
After Seville took him into the palace, he did not go directly to the banquet hall, but took him to meet the emperor.
Sure enough, Xionghuang didn't care about his clothes at all. Seeing Xavier wearing a dress, he gave him a dress and even opened his mouth to express his appreciation, but his smiling eyes revealed a sinister evil that could not be hidden.
"The two of you are the protagonists of today's banquet, Xavier and Li Zhou. Go and enjoy it." Clyde patted Li Zhou on the shoulder: "I want to impregnate Xavier as soon as possible and give it to the empire. Add high-quality worms, I'm optimistic about you."
Li Zhou smiled gracefully, like a sanctimonious hypocrite, Qian Qian bowed to the emperor: "Your Majesty, rest assured, it is the duty of me and Xavier to breed high-quality children for the empire."
"Hahaha, good, good!" Xionghuang smiled heartily, like an elder who is looking forward to the younger generation giving birth to a grandson, and said earnestly: "I like your character, and I will let Sevierdo when I have time. Take you to the palace to find me. Also, get in touch with the outstanding men in the imperial capital."
Make them more in line with your heart."
After finishing speaking, he ordered Jovik to reward Li Zhou with many precious things.
Li Zhou accepted it happily, thanked him, bowed again, and went to the banquet hall with Xavier.
After he left, Yorwick whispered in Clyde's ear: "Your Majesty, it has been arranged over there, the Guy family will bring the most beautiful sub-female of their generation. Here, I believe that Li Zhou, the man who has never seen the world, can't stand the temptation."
"As long as we separate him from Shevel, our plan can go well."
Clyde nodded, waved Jorvik to go down, sat alone for a while, and then got up to change clothes.
He is also going to the banquet hall, although he can't watch how Sheville strangled his hero on the spot.
But he can also take a step back and enjoy the performance of "the imperial admiral is dissatisfied with the male lord's blatantly stealing arrest, the male lord is heartbroken and publicly flogging the unethical female monarch".
Look at how caring he is, even the headlines on the next day's Interstellar.com thought about them for them.
At this time, Li Zhou, who was heading to the banquet hall with Xavier, squinted his eyes slightly, and the small purple arcs flowed in his pupils, and when Xavier looked over, he quietly disappeared go.
Thinking that Li Zhou was not suitable for this kind of scene, Xavier pondered for a moment, and took the initiative to take Li Zhou's hand: "Don't be afraid, you are a male, no insect dares to bully you without eyes!"
Li Zhou shook their hands and said with a smile: "My partner is the most powerful female in the empire, and no insect can hurt me right under your nose. So— "
"So what?" Xavier wondered.
"So, you have to put me in your sight, and you can't lose me for a moment." Li peripheral laughed, his beautiful eyes full of dependence!
Xievil was taken aback by Li Zhou's eyes full of dependence, and a desire for protection rose in his heart. Although I knew that Li Zhou was not as simple as he appeared, but after all, his age, experience and physique were all there, and it was normal to be afraid to seek his help.
Thinking of this, Xavier quickly agreed: "Okay, I will protect you."
Li Zhou, who got Xavier's promise, gave Xavier a big smile.
The two insects entered the banquet hall holding hands.
There are three floors in the banquet hall. The middle is empty, and the crystal lamp that shakes Li Zhou's eyes is hanging on the top floor. The crystal lamp was gorgeous and huge. From the top floor all the way down to the railing on the second floor, the crystal tassel was refracted by the light, and the whole banquet hall was full of luxury.
Music is flowing slowly in the banquet hall. The first floor is covered with red carpets. The carpets extend along the stairs of the first floor to the second and third floors. The floor is placed in the hall, covered with a snow-white tablecloth, and the tablecloth is covered with carefully cooked specially cultivated vegetables, fruits and pastries, as well as flowers for decoration.
The banquet hall is full of males and females in gorgeous dresses, drinking wine from the plates served by the females, and by each long table there is a The giant champagne tower, in the innermost part of the banquet hall, has a huge singing stage, and beautiful female singers are singing on the stage.
Seeing Xavier and Li Zhou coming in, the worms stopped talking and put down their wine glasses, all wanting to see what the male who could match Xevier with 99% looks like.
I have to admit that Li Zhou's beautiful appearance is very confusing. The males think he is easy to get along with, while the females are attracted by his beauty and whisper together.
It was the first time that Li Zhou saw so many aristocratic insects, and it was a little novel. After careful observation, he did not find any male or female insects that looked like women. He had seen relatively few worms for a long time and was not sure, but now he finally knew that there were no worms that looked like women in this world.
He also saw Duke, whose face had recovered to his handsome face, in the hall, and Dr. Aivil who had treated him before. After nodding and greeting, he turned his attention to the emergency exit.
There are two guards there, and the palace guards are also standing around the banquet hall. At this time, the patriarch of the Bloomfield family, who had been in good communication with the military, and Byron, the Duke of the Empire, came out on behalf of the eight nobles.
"Admiral Chewell, happy wedding! You are surrounded by the famous Li Zhou, who is famous all over the Internet." Byron congratulated.
"Yes, thank you for your blessings, Duke Byron." Li Zhou, who knew He Chong's name and title from Xavier, replied politely.
Byron laughed, taking the opportunity to shake hands with Xavier, and whispered: "If you have something to do, go to 203."
Xevier nodded slightly. Seeing that Byron had achieved his goal, he didn't take up much of Xavier's time. He ducked and let the insects from the rest of the family come up to congratulate him. For a while, Li Zhou and Xavier were all ears. Yuanyuan didn't feel the congratulations.
He also learned from the introduction of Xavier, who are the eight nobles of the Imperial Capital Star.
The Clemens, Horatio, Sharpe, Boudreau, Bloomfield, Hearst, Huntington, and Guy families control 80% of the empire and resources.
Duke's Clemens family is the richest, and Marshal Amos' family Horatio specialises in high-ranking military females. Medicine is in the hands of the Boudreaux family, where Aivil and Azel belong.
The Bloomfield family, which is close to the military, controls the plantation lifeline of the empire.
As for the remaining families, Xavier was interrupted by other bugs before he could introduce them.
They shouted that the banquet was just for fun, don't talk about these useless things, after talking, Li Zhou was pulled aside by a male he didn't know to exchange feelings, and Xavier was A large group of military females and nobles surrounded the center.
It's not good to get into trouble with these noble insects when they first arrived, Li Zhou could only play Tai Chi with the male insects in a vain way, and more attention was put on the not far away Surrounded by Shevel.
Chever is still wearing that poisonous dress!
Thinking of what happened at home last night, Li Zhou was full of murderous intentions. If it weren't for his strength now, he would have to drag out the hero who was calculating Sheville's corpse.
Last night, when Duke asked about the dress, he thought about not wearing it, but it didn't work. His Majesty's reward is the highest honor, and not wearing it is considered disrespectful. He Li Zhou is a male who is disrespectful and nothing will happen. If Xavier, who has long been regarded as a thorn in the eyes of the male emperor, does not wear it, it will be a big problem.
In order to ensure the safety of Xavier, after washing the clothes in the housekeeping machine, the three insects gathered together and tested the medicinal properties in a fancy way.
As a result, Li Zhou, the male worm, didn't react at all, while the female worm Duke lay on the ground again and again, and was helped by Shevel to sit on the sofa again and again.
Yes, Xavier still has strength, Li Zhou refused Xavier to directly participate in the experiment on the grounds that Xavier was mentally unstable just now.
There is more than one female in the house anyway, but Seville's legs are inevitably weak.
After repeated experiments, they have determined that the drug only works on female worms, and the clothes soaked in this drug will also cause poisoning after deep cleaning, that is, the drug has a high retention rate , There are also drugs that do require alcohol catalysis to poison the insects, but it is not necessary to drink alcohol. Sprinkling alcohol on clothes will cause female insect poisoning.
Most importantly, they found that when alcohol was mixed with the potion, the faint scent of the potion and the strong taste of the alcohol disappeared.
However, Xionghuang should not use this method of spreading wine on clothes. Because directly sprinkle the wine on the clothes, the medicine will evaporate quickly, so the female worm standing next to Xavier will also be poisoned.
Duke guesses that the potion itself has two uses.
First, it is directly mixed with alcohol and catalyzed, and it can cause all female insects in the range to be poisoned by air transmission.
Secondly, put the medicine on the clothes and let the females wear it. This medicine can be absorbed by the skin, and the females who wear poisonous clothes drink alcohol. The alcohol in the body reacts with the medicines and causes a single female to be poisoned.
This is not good news, their previous fears have come true. This medicine can really become colorless and odorless, and it can silently turn a strong female worm into a soft-footed shrimp.
The three worms who came to the conclusion all had a sad look on their faces. It was unrealistic to make an antidote in a short time. They didn't even know the raw materials of the poison, let alone know how to detoxify it.
If you don't wear a dress, you will be punished, why don't you drink? But this is just as unrealistic. In the palace banquet specially held for Xie Weilqing and Li Zhou to congratulate their newlyweds, if Xie Weil didn't even drink other worms toast, only more worms would be offended.
What to do? To wear or not to wear? To drink or not to drink? The Emperor Xiong really presented them with a dilemma.
In the end, Li Zhou gave the solution. She still has to wear the dress and drink the wine, but she can't just drink it. They want all the females to "drink" "!
Since it is impossible to avoid being calculated, then pull all the female worms into the water, which is the most handy trick Li Zhou uses, Baifeng is so trapped by him that he will die without a whole corpse.
"Xavier, tomorrow banquet, if no one is toasting you, don't drink it. If someone is toasting you, you pretend to accidentally overturn the wine and pour it on the dress."
Li Zhou's beautiful eyes revealed a murderous aura: "If the emperor doesn't want to make things worse, he will probably send a bug attendant to take you to the lounge to change your clothes, you go!"
Li Zhou smiled slightly, looked at Xavier, and said: "Of course you can't simply follow, tear off the lining of the dress before leaving and hide it in the banquet hall where there are many female insects. You should be able to It's easy to do"
"Yes." Xavier affirmed.
Li Zhou looked at Duke again: "Doctor Duke, tomorrow night I want you to watch the worm waiter and bring Xavier to that lounge. Leave the rest to me! I will think A way to bring Shevel out safely."
Sheville and Duke nodded together, after all, there is no better way to solve the problem, only Li Zhou of the three is not affected by the drug.
After the three insects discussed some details of the plan, Duke went back.
After Duke left, Li Zhou thought about it and added: "Xieweier, the Emperor Xiong will think of a way to separate us tomorrow, so no matter what you see or hear, don't Believe. What do you want to know, when this matter is over, you ask me directly, and I will tell you."
"Good."
Li Zhou thought back to yesterday's plan like watching flowers on a horse, but his eyes kept paying attention to the movements on Xavier's side. Although everything was planned, there were bound to be mishaps along the way.
The question of the unfamiliar males around him made him both upset and vomit, but seeing the expressions of males around him that he was used to, he had to be careful and perfunctory to avoid revealing flaws.
Just as he was trying to get out, a man put his hand on his shoulder and said mysteriously: "Li Zhou, how does Admiral Xavier feel? I have drugs that can make the female and son violent, so I will divide it for you. You can use it if he doesn't obey, and after using it, he will beg you to appease him. Then, hehe..."
Which shop has a good whip, which drug can increase the taste, which place can find beautiful and soft females, which auction can see the most beautiful female wings and specimens, etc.
Li Zhou accepted the teaching with a smile on the surface, but the more he listened, the more angry he became. The more he listened, the more he wanted to directly take Xavier away from this filthy place.
He walked a long way, and he could hear the males' blasphemous teasing at Xavier, and his anger rose to the sky in an instant. He turned around and walked back, wanting to show some color to these shameless males, how could these males justify insulting a hero who protected them with words.
But after just two steps, he calmed down again.
Looking at the surrounding environment, I found that the males just sat near the stage because they wanted to watch singing and dancing up close. The stage was made of metal and covered with a red velvet carpet. All around are the wires of the speaker, and the male is surrounded by heavy metals, and even the chairs are made of metal and plastic.
"God help me!" Li Zhou said to himself, he quietly walked to the nearest conductor - the iron fence, his whole body leaned softly on the fence, his green eyes flashed extremely fast flashed an arc.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
One after another screams exploded in the banquet hall, and the Asian female who was singing affectionately on the stage was so frightened that she broke her voice. The high-pitched and loud voice instantly attracted the attention of all insects. When they saw what was happening, the decent smile on their faces instantly became colorful and really beautiful.
Looking at the males jumping one after another, like a sudden epilepsy, the evil spirit in Li Zhou's heart was finally settled.
Because the males made a fool of themselves, the patriarchs of the major families left Xavier to see their own ineffective male cubs, and Xavier was instantly empty.
Li Zhou was fortunate that he was on the right side and cleared up some potential dangers. Just as he was about to find Xavier, he was stopped by a female with delicate and soft features.
The subwoman shyly shyly looked at Li Zhou: "My name is Lance, the subwoman of the Guy family, I heard that you married my idol Xavier, so come and see What do you look like."
Lance looked Li Zhou up and down, and nodded with satisfaction after a while: "It's a good match, can you tell me what it's like in the life of Admiral Xavier? I really adore it. Him!"
Yi's eyes were innocent with admiration, and she put her hands together in front of her chest and swayed gently towards Li Zhou. Open your eyes.
But when Li Zhou saw Lance like this, his heart skipped a beat, and he secretly said, "Come on!"
Although he knew that the male emperor would try his best to separate him and Xavier, he did not expect that the male emperor would let a beautiful female to seduce him, yes, yes, it was seduction.
Lance seemed to admire Xavier, so he came to Li Zhou to inquire about Xavier's current situation, but in fact, he specifically came to seduce and stumble Li Zhou's footsteps to find Xavier.
The Emperor Xiong is very smart, but Lance is smarter. He did not follow the instructions of the Emperor Xiong to seduce Li Zhou directly and blatantly. Attitude.
If Li Zhou gave way to Xavier because he had no foundation, he would follow Li Zhou to praise Xavier with his innocent attitude, thus arousing Li Zhou's anger towards Xavier. But if Li Zhou didn't take Xavier seriously at all, he would immediately change his plan, from innocent to **** and charming.
Lance felt that no male could resist an innocent stunner with a charm in his bones.
Actually, Lance is right, the males of this era are indeed unable to resist such stunners as Lance.
But Li Zhou is different, he is not a arrogant and lustful man who has been spoiled, and his loyalty to his feelings makes him think that Lansi is a complete green tea worm, which makes him nauseous.
But he couldn't push Lance directly to find Xavier. If Lance came straight up and seduced him, he could have pushed Lance away and scolded him, but Lance didn't.
This is also the most brilliant point of Lans, because no matter what Li Zhou thinks in his heart, as long as he respects Xavier in his words, Li Zhou can't just push him away and leave, because Li Zhou has no reason, Could it be that he was angry because Lance adored Xavier?
If he really pushes Lance away for this reason, Lance will be able to stage a flood of gold in front of him immediately.
Although Lance is only a low-status sub-female, but after all, she was born in Guy's family, and it may have been specially cultivated by the head of Guy's family for marriage.
It is up to the owner to beat the dog. If Lance really cried, he would only be entangled to death.
What to do? Could it be that you electrocute this delicate and weak female in front of you? No, no matter whether it is stun or not, he can't get out of it. Electricity won't work.
Li Zhou's mind was spinning wildly when he heard the sound of glass breaking and exclamation not far away, and within two seconds, he heard a bug waiter saying that he was going to take Xavier to Change of clothes in the lounge.
Li Zhou really couldn't stand it anymore. He tried to find an excuse to leave several times and was blocked by the Asian female beside him. The new love, Jane, the daughter of the Bloomfield family, entered the banquet hall together.
Just as soon as Jane entered the banquet hall, she left on the grounds that she was unwell and wanted to rest.
After Jane left, the banquet hall fell to her knees, all welcoming the arrival of the emperor.
Clyde raised his hand and motioned the worms to get up: "No need to be more polite, the banquet, just have a good time, tonight everyone does not need to be polite, and celebrate Admiral Sheville and Yuko together. Li Zhou gets married."
"Oh! Oh!"
Seeing the roaring worms, Clyde smiled: "Where is our protagonist tonight? I will personally toast them with a glass of wine, and wish them a hundred years of harmony!"
As soon as Clyde finished speaking, a bug pointed out Li Zhou's location, and he approached Li Zhou with a smile on his face.
You can let it go first, where's Xavier? Why didn't you see him?"
Without waiting for Li Zhou to answer, the worm who knew Xieweier's whereabouts said: "Your Majesty, the admiral's clothes just got wet, and now he is changing in the lounge."
"Oh! Well, let's wait for him and toast together when he arrives. After all, you and Xavier are the protagonists tonight." Clyde looked at Li Zhoudao.
Li Zhou was calm on the outside but became more and more anxious. He was supposed to go upstairs and take Xavier out of the panic after a planned drug attack.
But Clyde knew that his plan went wrong, and he was afraid that it would not achieve the expected result, so he came over to sit in front of him and stopped him.
He prayed in his heart that the effect of the drug would strike soon, so that he could get out of the chaos, and saw Duke come down from the second floor and compare him with a 203 gesture. Blinking his eyes, Duke said he knew.
In an instant, it became a chaos, and there was a lot of shouting.
Seeing the females fall, Clyde instantly understood that Xavier had seen through his plan and thought of a way to deal with it.
He ordered Jorvik to contact the Imperial Capital Hospital, and at the same time asked the guards to strengthen their vigilance. In my heart, I thought, so what, Xavier is also a female, and she will also be recruited.
He had already arranged for his nephew Locke to wait in the room. As long as he took the males to "catch the rape", Xavier would not be able to run away.
Thinking of this, Clyde's tone suddenly became anxious, he grabbed Li Zhou's hand and walked upstairs: "Go and see Xavier, he is also a female, is there an accident too? It's gone!"
"Yes, yes, you are right!" Li Zhou seemed to have just reacted, put aside Clyde's hand, and ran upstairs. The identity of the emperor did not run with Li Zhou.
He murmured inwardly, Li Zhou is really a man who can't stand on the stage, but his face is very anxious: "Quick, come with me to see Admiral Xavier."
The males responded in unison: "Yes, Your Majesty!"
Then following the majestic emperor heading towards the second floor, they just walked up to the second floor when they heard a loud roar from Li Zhou from the 203 lounge.
"Who are you? Why are you lying here without clothes?!"
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