MTL - Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating-Chapter 108

Lu Wenhao was blamed and baffled inexplicably. He grabbed his cell phone, and for a long time he never recovered. Lu Wenhao: Why do you scold me? Lu Wenhao: I'm so miserable, do you still scold me? Wu Jinghuan was said to be a 34-year-old middle-aged uncle, and he was so angry that he got up late. But he couldn't say it clearly, so he typed his teeth. Xiao Xiaojing: Suddenly looking at your head is unpleasant. Lu Wenhao :? School hegemony. Lu Wenhao: Oh yes, when it comes to this, this is still a couple's head picture, when I talk about this Lao Tzu ... she is Snow White, let me change to that poisoned apple, your mother, I will change it now. Lu Wenhao: But what qualifications do you have for a pink avatar? Don't you think that the whole WeChat is motherly? Xiao Xiaojing: Can the discussion group keep silent? Gao Zixiang: No, but can kick people. Lu Wenhao: [smile] [waves] Jinghuan likes to lay on the bed, especially because it is raining outside and suitable for sleeping, he can't even get up. Xiang Huaizhi sat up, raised his hand and froze his hair at will: "what breakfast do you want to eat, or do I order it for you?" Yun Jinghuan put down her phone: "what would you do?" "Look down on people?" After taking it, pick up the mobile phone next to the pillow, "Okay, just make a fried egg ... order takeaway." "Don't," Jing Huan held down his hand, "Fried eggs, I like to eat eggs." Xiang Huaizhi broke away his hand and put it lightly on his forehead to lift his forehead hair. Yun Jinghuan thought he was going to kiss him. He subconsciously remembered that he hadn't washed yet. He immediately squeezed his lips and thought about touching it ... it shouldn't matter. Xiang Huaizhi didn't come up, he was silent for a while, and finally just rubbed his hair: "Okay, wait." After eating breakfast, the two did not leave the bedroom, and opened a computer to Huai Zhi to prepare for the arena tonight Things to use, Jing Huan leaned on his waist and watched him get it. Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, he gave Huai Zhiteng a hand and squeezed his ears: "Are you bored?" "No boring." 怎么 "Why not talk then." Jinghuan yawned, but he became more sleepy after breakfast. Then, he suspected that he was a bear in his last life, and then he wanted to hibernate as soon as winter came. He said, "Thinking about things." Xiang Xianghuai asked, "What's the matter?" Xu "Thinking," Jing Huan paused, "Why didn't my boyfriend get up to kiss me this morning." Xiang Xianghuai pinched his strength It's a bit heavy. Wu Jinghuan continued: "Sure enough, what is not available is the best. Just one night after talking, he has no passion for me ..." He did not finish the rest of his words. Wu Xianghuai threw the computer aside, stepped over him, and treated him honestly. Scribbled ... Xuan Jinghuan's ears turned red instantly. He was still wondering yesterday if they were progressing too fast, and they were doing these things as soon as they were together ... but when they got together, the idea was immediately thrown away by him ten miles away. Moreover, compared with Lu Wenhao's bad man who took An / Quan / Set to face base, it didn't seem to be too much. "What are you laughing at?" Xiang Huaizhi looked up and rubbed the corners of his mouth with his fingers. Jing Huan smiled: "No, I just thought of Lu Wenhao." "" ... "Jing Jing Huan still wanted to say something, and his lips were held up in a blink of an eye. He laughed, and before he had time to respond, he was stabbed. After getting up, the skin brought a little coolness to the air, and soon it was covered by the temperature of the palm of the Huai Huai. Xun Jing was startled, and bowed subconsciously, but was crushed to death. Ten minutes later, Jing Huan panted and lost his focus. "Know why your boyfriend didn't kiss you in the morning?" Xiang Huaizhi kissed him on the ear, "White / Sun / Xuan / Ling, I'm afraid you're not used to it." Wu Jinghuan's throat tightened: "I'm thinking now It's still on ... "Wu Xianghuai said, and then said," So I plan to let you get used to it now. "Wu Jinghuan's heartbeat was so fast. He stared at Xiang Huaizhi for a while, then raised his hand to hook his neck, stood up, and took a bite on his throat knot in disapproval.吻 The kiss was over for a while. Jing Huan realized it afterwards. Shouldn't Xiang Huaizhi be so cruel because he mentioned Lu Wenhao? Wu Xianghuai was sitting in front of the table and was discussing the details of the live broadcast with the official. Jing Huan was lying on the sofa behind him, holding a small hand and hanging under the Temple of Heaven in a daze.好友 [Friend] Xiaotianjing: Eat, eat this?好友 [Friend] Love is what you eat: no less! I am absorbing the nutrients of life!好友 [Friend] Xiaotianjing: What nutrients?好友 [Friend] Love is what you eat: watch the little yellow mosquito!好友 [Friend] Xiaotian Jing: ... At this time, Jing Huan's conscience as a **** will faint. He thought for a while and typed out a line of words: Then I will not disturb you to thrive-[Friend] Love is for you to eat: 55555 These two men are a good match, I really cry!好友 [Friend] Xiaotianjing :? Two men? ?好友 [Friend] Love is for you to eat: Yes! My beloved wife's new work! Ah, don't you watch **? Then you didn't say it. Wu Jinghuan surfs the Internet every day. Although he hasn't been exposed, he also knows what "**" means. What about men and men ... Little Huangwen? Xuan Jing swallowed, and glanced at Xiang Huai secretly.好友 [Friend] Xiaotianjing: Can you share it with me?好友 [Friend] Love is for you to eat: [Surprised] Do you also watch? !!好友 [Friend] Little Sweet King: Occasionally ... [Friend] Love is for you to eat: You must be my sister who has been separated for years! Look at WeChat! I'll push it to you right away! Tong Jinghuan opened WeChat and received a folder. I eat: This is a txt that my family has sorted out! Everything tastes inside! I wish you happiness! Xi Jinghuan said thank you, then opened the folder. There are eight articles in it. The names of the articles are very long. Jing Huan hesitated, and opened a file with [高 h] at the back. Wu Jinghuan swallowed again. I didn't download it to watch pornographic videos. I just want to see. What if I use it later ... Jinghuan clicked in with a learning mentality, then bent his legs and moved the computer screen in front of himself like a thief, for fear of being found by Xiang Huai. Wu Jinghuan read two chapters, his expression went from inquiry to doubt, and then the pupil earthquake— 草, why did this man tie someone else when he came? I still **** the chain and closed it? Brother Brother, are you illegally detained? ? ? Why don't the other man resist? !! Is n’t he **** with his hands? !! Simply lawless! !! !! He heard a muffled sound of a hammer sofa behind him, and raised his eyebrows to Huai Zhi: "What are you looking at?" Xun Jinghuan could not bear it, and started another. This one is much more normal, that is ... he can't learn it. I saw Chapter 6, and the man vomited. Xun Jinghuan thought deeply that the excessive indulgence would indeed cause problems. I turned to the next page, and the man went to the hospital and hung up the obstetrics and gynecology department. Wu Jinghuan :? He turned backwards in confusion, only to see the doctor come out, take the test report seriously and say to the male leader-'You have been three months pregnant, does your husband know? ‘?谁 Who knows this fuck? ? ? Yun Jing closed the document silently. In the evening, after eating take-out, Xianghuai went into the bathroom to take a shower. Jing Huan was idle and went to the Jiuxia Live Room. The official is determined to promote, and almost all the players on the major server lists are attracted. Jing Huan glanced at the channel list. Several names have heard of him before he abandoned the tour. Hun Chunxiao's channel was full of more than 30,000 people watching, Jing Huan clicked in, only to find that Chun Xiao actually opened a video. Hunchun Xiao cut her clean short hair, her eyes were full of British spirit, and she fit perfectly with her image in the game. There was still a woman in curly hair sitting next to her, painting a very light makeup, and smiling and bending her eyes, Jing Huan guessed that she was in love with her. Both of them are wearing the same earrings. Acacia caressed his chin on Chunxiao's shoulders, and the two whispered a few words from time to time. They basically didn't care much about the people on the barrage. What's so special ... Which is a live game, obviously you came to live show love? He continued to scroll through the room list and found the official room arranged by Xiang Huai. The room name is extremely exaggerated-[Nine Xia Shen players, the first God of War "heart longing for" live broadcast debut. Xi Jinghuan looked at the number of people and was shocked instantly.十 Ten minutes before the start of the broadcast, more than 20,000 people have been squatting in the live broadcast room. He even suspected that half of them were created by the government for Xianghuai ... Jinghuan immediately jumped from Chun Xiao's room. 【Xiaotianjing entered the room. 】 [Do not ask the return date: Why is n’t the great **** broadcasting yet? 】 莫 [Do not ask return date: Madam God is here! 】 [Half-life: Hehe.迢迢 Lu: Xiao Jing called Xiang Xiang to hurry up, I have a gift for him!评论 The live comment area is lively, and many acquaintances are seen at a glance. Wu Jinghuan just wanted to type and explain, he heard "Ding Dong", and his vest was held by the microphone by the room manager. Huh? He was blindfolded, and the house manager sent the news over.房 [Family tube 013: Ah, ah, Mrs. God, I'm sorry! I accidentally made a mistake, and pushed the live broadcast room of Dashen to full screen in advance! Help! Haven't the great gods come yet? 】 [Little sweet scene: Not yet, what should I do? ] [Family tube 013: Can you help me say two words to warm the field? Help ...] [Little Sweet King: Me? 】 房 [House Management 013: Yes, the Great God said that this live room is shared by your spouse ... whatever you say is fine! Don't worry about being scolded, we have arranged a lot of house management, and they will be sealed in time. 】 What does he want to say ... Xuan Jinghuan scratched his hair, and just wanted to refuse, he saw that the comment was already in trouble. [People will open a full-screen push when no one is there. 】 可 [No, I heard that the official also adjusted him to build burst rate, otherwise you think he is well equipped? 】 [Jiu Xia's son. ] [A sour taste ... Is this obviously an official mistake? Jing Jinghuan stared for a moment, finally gritted his teeth, and projected his game interface into the live broadcast room. Seeing the game characters on the screen, the barrage exploded again. [I came to see what I yearned for, not to see his wife sell cute. 】 [I am different, I even want to listen to a loyalty to the country.迢迢 迢迢 Lu: Xiao Jingjing, how about your husband? 】 Seeing the word "husband", Jing Huan moved. Alas, too, reality can't show, isn't he letting him show online?说 Say something in the live broadcast, what are the concerns? Jing Huan brought the game character to his heart, Kaimai said, "It's still taking a bath. The official broadcast starts at seven o'clock, and now it's only half past six. You have to scold the official. Come scold my brother, come and seal one . "The barrage was quiet for a few seconds. Then thousands of "???" rushed towards me. Tong Jinghuan froze for a moment, and the computer was swiped by these question marks. He saw a sentence in many barrage— [Xian Mengmeng: I'm dizzy, who are you? ? ? ? Jinghuan smiled, and then the spirit of Qixian Mengmeng came up again: "Who am I? I am the darling baby who longs for my heart ..." Before he finished speaking, the phone dinged Ding tinkled, the sounds kept on one after another, and didn't stop. Tong Jing frowned and looked down. Numerous WeChat messages popped out of the screen. ? ? Xiaojing, my brother Lu? ? ? Gao Zixiang: It ’s been a long time since I heard it. I heard a sound like your voice. 秋枫:? ? ? Eat eat :? I eat: ... Xiao Jingjing. I eat: I don't know what happened, but I think ... you may ... I eat: I forgot to turn on the voice changer ...? Jing Jinghuan froze. Yun Jinghuan was sluggish. He lowered his head slowly, and saw three huge letters on his voice changer—off. Xi Jinghuan made a loud noise in his head. The first reaction was-what color coffin should I use? A door opened behind me. Xi Xianghuai came out of the bathroom with a bath towel on his waist, and his throat was steamed with water mist.