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MTL - I Rely on Wilderness Survival Live Broadcast to Become Popular Across the Stars-Chapter 238 Hoarding money to raise cubs Day 238
Before the meat was cooked, Lu Liran picked out two eyeballs from the campfire with a branch.
After blowing it to cool off, and patting off the embers of the bonfire, Lu Liran handed one of them to Ke Ji's mouth, and said, "Be careful, don't splash it out."
Ke Ji: "..."
Lu Liran's live broadcast room was extremely lively. Since the opening of the audience area, the audience of the A69 galaxy (mainly the local audience of Desolate Star) and the Ke 158 galaxy audience have jumped together.
In order to facilitate the collection of big data, the system deliberately uses two barrage colors to distinguish the speeches of the audience from two different galaxies.
The yellow one is the A69 galaxy, and the red one is the K-158 galaxy.
At a glance, even the audience can tell at a glance that those barrages are from friendly forces in the same galaxy and which ones are from foreign galaxies.
In this way, the verbal battle in the live broadcast room was intensified, and it was upgraded from the original rudimentary pink and black battle to the level of galaxy group glory.
Anyway, no one will let anyone.
【Splash out? What splashed out? 】
【My mom anchor really wants to eat this thing? ? It's too hard to gain attention]
[Oh, the upstairs is really a superficial and ignorant newcomer, our brother Lu can do some daily work to attract attention, okay, do we still need attention? 】
[Don't even know what's splashed? Of course it's explosive! 】
[I've been looking forward to this scene for a long time, old fans never expected to be able to relive the classics! 】
【What is Bo Eyeball? ? In the case of extremely scarce survival materials in the wilderness, anyone who can replenish energy and water should not be let go, okay】
[That is, don't underestimate even a drop of water! Maybe it was such a drop of water that made the trapped people persist to the rescue team! 】
[Thinking of the news not long ago, a group of people really survived neatly, one by one, all thanks to the hot knowledge taught by Brother Lu! 】
[Tsk, I never thought that the natives of the so-called advanced civilized star system are a bunch of local turtles]
[I think if they live in the wilderness, their chances of survival are not as good as ours]
【…】
A group of turtles from the high-level galaxy were speechless for a while, why do those vulgar humans from the low-level galaxy know everything!
It's all the host's fault, it would be great if the host broadcast live with them in the first place!
Hmph, wait for them to watch the meeting and see who says who is a jackass!
Lu Liran didn't pay attention to the undercurrents, tit-for-tat, and jealousy in the live broadcast room...
He raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at Ke Ji until Ke Ji took the eyeball from his hand.
Very embarrassed look.
It reminded Lu Liran of Ke Ji when he was in Arlok Glacier, pretending to be a weak and incompetent rich second-generation Omega who only squandered money, and even coquettishly subdued him occasionally.
In Lu Liran's memory, one of the few situations where Ke Ji's Omega camouflage cracked was when he ate the eyeballs of a jumping sheep.
Lu Liran raised the corner of his mouth, pinched the other roasted eyeball with a smile, touched the one that was stuck in Ke Ji's hand lightly, and said, "Respect life."
Ke Ji paused, shook his head and smiled helplessly as if giving up struggling, touched him lightly, and said, "Respect."
He put the eyeballs of the leopard-shaped beast into his mouth, and with a hard push on the back molars, he crunched it crisply, like a hard candy with filling, and the abundant liquid inside immediately filled the entire mouth.
Ke Ji had already closed his mouth as a lesson learned, but there was no time to swallow the liquid that burst out of his mouth, and some liquid mixed with cooked brown body fluid overflowed from the corner of his mouth, which was wiped off by Ke Ji expressionlessly.
The mouth is full of choking smell, and the fresh water in the eyeballs is warm because it has been roasted for a round by the bonfire. Felt like I'd been stuffed down the throat with mucus.
It may be that Ke Ji's expression is too ferocious, Lu Liran seldom hesitated, and did not follow Ke Ji and bite off his eyes.
"Compared with Arlok's jumping sheep, who is more excessive?" Lu Liran asked.
Ke Ji looked at Lu Liran: "Each has its own style."
Lu Liran: "..."
[Grass hahahahaha gods have their own styles! I don’t know, I thought it was describing some kind of lover]
[The beauty is so reserved this time, she didn't show much, only a little bit of discharge]
【Beauty: I have experience】
[Oh my god, my god, I actually ate it like this! Vomit, there is still liquid flowing in it! 】
[vomit vomit—it’s actually the color of shit, I can’t take it anymore]
[Jing's little follower is a ruthless person, take the exchange check and you—yue will give the anchor 1x exchange check]
[Humans who claim to be highly civilized are hypocritical. When there is no water to drink, I will see if you drink your own urine.]
[Where is this? The beauty hasn't even started to comment on the taste, so I can't stand it? 】
[Hahahahaha yes, Commander, start your review! 】
[Brother Lu with the same curious face: Is there any difference in taste between Arlok's jumping sheep and the beast's eyes here? 】
【what? They have eaten this kind of thing before! ? 】
[How can I continue to try the second time without changing my face after eating...]
Lu Liran saw that he couldn't get any more descriptions from Ke Ji, the man just raised his eyebrows and shrugged, making it clear that he wanted to taste it himself.
He "tsk", isn't it just the eyeballs, and it's not the only time he ate Arlok.
Lu Liran raised the eyeball. The pupil of the big cat's eye was a circle larger than the eyes of the jumping sheep. Because of the fire, it showed a broken flower like broken glass wool, which looked crystal clear and hard.
Lu Liran tried to take a small bite, but he didn't expect it to be much harder than expected, and it didn't break through at all.
[Hey, why is Brother Lu not good at his teeth? It didn't break through! 】
[Brother Lu is too careful! What I want is the sourness of bursting pulp! 】
[I am a copper eyeball that can't be steamed, cooked, pounded, fried, or exploded~]
Lu Liran's eyelids twitched, and he heard a friendly chuckle from Ke Ji beside him.
"It's a bit hard." Ke Ji suggested euphemistically, "Maybe it's overcooked and hardened. You need to use more strength to use the back molars like I do."
"But a friendly suggestion, keep your mouth completely shut, it is easy to be choked by the smell and liquid, if you choke into the airway, not to mention uncomfortable, the smell will last for a long time. " Ke Ji added.
[Ouch, the little follower's supplement is too sharp, I feel as if I have tasted that too]
【I really want to vomit】
[Beauty really dotes on Brother Lu, even if he was cheated by Brother Lu when he ate eyeballs for the first time, this time he still kindly shared the food guide! 】
【Commander www】
Lu Liran looked at Ke Ji, as if confirming that the other party was not fighting back for his little prank - the man's steel blue eyes were innocent and sincere.
Lu Liran only took one look, and felt that it was really wrong for him to suspect that His Excellency the Commander would take revenge so cautiously.
He nodded: "Maybe."
So Lu Liran tried to stuff a whole one into his mouth, and then bit down even harder.
Lu Liran wanted to bite open the gap first, **** out the liquid inside, then chew the jelly inside, and finally spit out the hard crystals.
The idea is good and there is no waste at all, but the actual operation is completely different.
Bite lightly and it won't break.
With a slight bite, the entire spherical eyeball burst apart, and the water inside even splashed on the lens.
However, most of the water is mixed with some colloids inside, which is a bit sticky, and it is not as easy to spill out as pure fresh water.
Lu Liran reacted quickly and didn't waste too much, but the splashed liquid had a 3D visual impact, and the audience in front of the live broadcast room didn't expect the screen to be dirty all of a sudden.
It felt like I had been sprayed on my face and my eyeballs were exploding! !
【vomit-】
【yue ah ah ah】
[Grass old fan can't bear to vomit—]
【Brother Lu, in this round, he hurt the enemy a thousand, and he hurt himself eight hundred】
Ke Ji handed over the water bottle at the right time and asked Lu Liran to rinse his mouth.
"How does it feel?" he asked.
Lu Liran: "..."
"It's like a thickened and increased version of snot." Lu Liran replied.
Ke Ji couldn't help laughing: "Your description is really the same as before, it's too slight, far from expressing its essence."
[Ah, ah, I've hit it! ! 】
【Aw, oh, oh, did brother Lu do it on purpose! ! That's how Brother Lu described it in the first Arlok live broadcast, I remember! "Like snot"! The beauty also answered like this on purpose, right! 】
[It's all "as usual", isn't that intentional! A pair of beets! ! 】
[You people of the A69 galaxy are so strange, shouldn’t you focus on the thickened and increased version of snot... Isn’t it disgusting? This is ahhh! 】
[The anchor is also very good at describing, I instantly thought of the feeling of sniffling when I have a bad cold, and the snot poured into my mouth...]
[? ? ? A certain higher human being upstairs is even more disgusting, ah, I want yue]
【I can't believe you haven't tried it】
[I just haven’t tasted a little bit]
Lu Liran: "...I don't really want to hear your description."
He quickly took a sip of water to rinse his mouth, the taste in his mouth lingered for a long time, and he had more endurance than jumping sheep.
Lu Liran swallowed the saliva in his mouth, and couldn't help wrinkling his facial features a little. It was rare that he was so disgusted by the food he chose that he put on a pain mask.
He muttered: "I hope the taste of barbecue can be better."
The fat was crackling under the high temperature of the bonfire, and the aroma had already spread out. It was somewhat like the smell of lamb, but it was still faintly sour.
It doesn't seem so ideal either.
Lu Liran let out a sigh of relief, and said in relief, "It's meat after all, so there's nowhere to eat it."
Using a knife, he sliced off a piece of leopard-shaped animal meat that had been roasted and turned brownish white. He put it in his mouth and chewed a few mouthfuls.
But the taste is really sour with mutton.
Kind of like spilling too much lemon juice on a lamb kebab.
Lu Liran described it like this, and stuffed another small piece into Ke Ji's mouth.
Ke Ji: "...It's not so much that it's spilled too much lemon juice, it's more like a wet trash can that smells sour in summer."
"...It's a bit." Lu Liran rubbed his nose, "I just didn't think of a more appropriate way of saying it, you're right."
【vomit-】
[The anchor is punishing us, right? ! It must be! He must be still mad at us for talking about his little follower! 】