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MTL - I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl-Chapter 18 Little fat man lost
The last class in the morning is an information class. The whole class will be taken to the computer classroom to attend classes.
Compared with other classrooms, the computer classroom is strictly guarded. There are security doors and security windows. The curtains are always drawn, and they are afraid of being seen by outsiders.
Everyone thinks that this is a bit of a big problem, because the 40 computers equipped with this are not only backward models, but also often break down a few, and the thief will not steal the Internet.
However, the 50-inch large LCD screen in the multimedia classroom is quite valuable.
When I entered the computer classroom, I chose the location casually. On a first-come, first-served basis, I chose a right-handed window and sat down.
The students behind me came in and came in. Xiaoqin smiled and held the information textbook and wanted to sit next to me.
I screamed badly, and looked up and found that the younger man in the same class, Cao Jinglian, stood not far away and was trying to pick a position that was not easily noticed by the teacher.
I stepped forward and grabbed his neck collar.
"Hey, heroes are forgiving!" Cao Jinglian was scared to shrink his neck, and after seeing it was me, he also called: "Ye Mamen is spared!"
I ignored him and pushed him over to the position next to me.
Cao Jinglian looked at me and looked at Ren Xiaoqin, who was arrogant because he was robbed of his position. He probably understood what was going on.
"Ye Mamen, where do you let me sit, where do I sit when the villain." Cao Jinglian had a charming expression.
Xiaoqin slammed a few eyes on Cao Jinglian, Cao Jingyu in my arrogance, did not dare to talk to Xiaoqin.
Xiao Qin probably did not dare to talk to Cao Jinglian, the boy, so when she was hesitant, she was taken away by the squad leader and the big horn.
"Don't be with them, it will take you bad."
In the eyes of Shusha, I and Cao Jingxi are like two skeletons.
I feel that I am very embarrassed, but Cao Jingzhen is completely deserving.
Because this little fat man is not something.
First of all, he looked awkward and compared with Wu Mengda.
Secondly, he often bitchy, attracted each class are boys with the girls beat him.
He can't help but fight, but he can't control his own stinky mouth.
For example, if there are several girls chatting, one girl said that she will go fishing with her father on the lake on Sunday.
Cao Jinglian shook his head and shouted: "There is a pain in the top, oh!"
"桀桀桀桀" is the voice of his smile, very cumbersome.
If a girl complains loudly because she has too many homework: I can't stand it~~~~!
Cao Jinglian will go to the boy who is closest to the girl, take a picture of his shoulder and say with an envious expression: "Man, you are fine!"
Then the girl and the boy will join together to make him fat.
He still likes to brag, saying that his dad is the director, and he has made films in Hong Kong and Japan. If any girl wants to be famous, he can find him "hidden rules." I wondered, the last time Dad also said that he met a director online. The director next to the film city is so worthless.
By the way, Cao Jinglian will call me Yezhangmen because he was intercepted by a small gang at the back door of the school and ordered him to hand over the pocket money.
His family seems to have a lot of money, and the punk can often grab 50 or 100 face value from him.
But that day he really didn't bring much money, the little punk was not satisfied, and he surrounded his head.
I happened to pass by, but the foreign school's little punks came to the 28th to make trouble, and they beat them all.
So Cao Jing's tears exchanged on the ground and said: Big Brother, I will mix with you later, your martial arts is so high, I will call you Yezhangmen later!
Since then, he really used to be a disciple under my door. How do you feel about "My Master"? I asked him to help him out. He said that he left a bad fight for the class, and he gave him half the credit.
However, the character of this disciple is really not very good.
It is one thing to recognize me as a master, but when I am confronted by the whole class (such as pulling the chair of Xiaoqin away), I will never jump out and speak for me.
In short, his thoughts, language, and ugliness are indeed awkward.
If you want to describe Cao Jingyu in a simple and concise manner, you have to use a new word that I learned online - "loss."
The word "loss" is not a homonym of "Zombie", but means that the character of this person has reached an incurable level, "the loss of qualification as a person" is higher than the degree of "metamorphosis". presence.
One time I was somehow informed by Cao Jinglian that my mother had abandoned her son and ran away with the blond American foreign teacher. He actually blurted out his eyes: "According to my analysis - your mother is pregnant with you. At this time, it is very likely that I have played PLAY during pregnancy with this American!"
I slap my backhand and fanned him to the wall.
The reason why I am angry is because there is such a possibility. My mom ran with the foreign teachers less than a month after giving birth to me. If they started to sneak in this month, it is not very credible.
As soon as I thought of me, I became the son of a mother and a foreigner. My father would drip blood for the father who often used alcohol to dispel.
After Cao Jinglian was beaten by me, half of her face was swollen. He understood the seriousness of the situation and immediately apologized to me on the ground.
"The head of the adult, the disciple said the wrong thing! Please have a large number of adults, spare the disciples! I will not make fun of your family again in the future! I call you a grandfather!"
A person who has no bones and is angry and funny.
Because almost no one in the class liked him, and I saw him sitting with him, so everyone detoured. We had four computers in this row, and we only sat for two of us.
The classroom assignments arranged by the information teacher are very simple. It is to use the PPT to make a multimedia greeting card on the computer.
After the teacher arranged the homework, he stared at his notebook and sat on the podium.
The information class is a sub-discipline in the sub-disciplinary department. The requirements are very loose. Many students just open the PPT, adjust the font size to the maximum, and write the four characters of “Happy Holidays” (and others write “debt paying back the money”), and they will deal with the matter.
After finishing the PPT, you can sleep on the table, play minesweeping, pinball, and anyway, the computer in the classroom can't get on the Internet, there is no more interesting thing to do.
Cao Jinglian actually played Photoshop next to me.
And this little fat man is actually a master.
He copied a few pictures from his USB flash drive and began to retouch his eyes with red eyes.
I curiously went over to look at his computer screen. It didn't matter if I looked at it. I almost squirted a cola that I just drank.
Nima, he is a **** photo of PS squad Shusha!
I don't know from which Japanese action movie he took a girl **** that was almost the same size as the squad leader, and then put the squad leader's face on the neck.
That was the photo of the class when I went to the spring tour last year. Our class won the mountaineering competition. The squad leader held the red flag on the top of the mountain and smiled happily in the sun.
As a result, this happy expression was ruined by a big loss.
In fact, the Japanese girl who used to do the body is not completely undressed, but in my opinion, she is better off wearing it than wearing it.
It’s a shameful, semi-concealed gesture.
I think if Shusha saw this picture, the little fat man would die.
I had to take the barrel of the gun in the mouth of Cao Jinglian, and a shot collapsed in the back of his head.
"Hey, are you tired of work? The squad leader can sit in the second row in front!"
I remind him.
"But, this is very exciting!" Cao Jinglian replied, did not stop the work in his hand.
His face was sweaty and trembling to enjoy his behavior.
"Ye's head, the squad leader always yells at me with ugly words, and dares to marry you! I am taking revenge on our martial art!"
"Who is with you to set up a martial art? Besides, you PS is PS, why are you still looking at the front row of the squad leader? Since you are afraid of her coming, don't let her notice!"
"Ye's head, you don't know, my behavior, it is called 'double attention to rape'! I look at the squad leader's **** photos from the PS, while going to see the front squad leader, I don't know if I am working on the squad leader. PS Her **** photos, my heart, just..."
Cao Jing’s mouth is like an octopus, and his face flushes his chest.
"Okay, don't show me your perverted experience. Anyway, don't let people catch it, or else I have to criticize it together."
But his PS technology is so good, I couldn't help but glance at his screen.
"Hey, are you interested in Ye Palm? In fact, this is not the best of my P! The best ones, I used the advanced printer at home to play it out!"
Cao Jinglian said that he opened his information textbook to reveal a stack of photos sandwiched between them.
"Ye Mamen, I brought these photos and I intend to sell them in my neighbors, but since I am a disciple under your door, I should honor you first. It is better to pick one of your favorite ones!"
I can't help but promise that he put a dozen photos on the table and sneaked at the front row of the squad leader, revealing a look of fear and excitement.
More than a dozen photos, Zhang Zhang is unsightly.
And not only the squad leader, but also a beautiful female classmate in the class, he has never let go.
Like the study committee Gongcai Cai, the literary and art commissioner Zhuang Ni, the female body committee Xiong Yaoyue... The girls in the class committee were almost completely annihilated.
“Hey, look? It’s the leadership in the class! It’s like the V-Vendetta”, ‘the government should be afraid of their people’!”
Next, Cao Jingying looked at the pimp's expression and pointed at these fragrant photos for me to pick.
"You don't have to be embarrassed to be an adult! If you like, pick two, no, even three!"
"Look, this is my P's good for Gong Cai Cai! I chose the material for one night!"
"There is also this squad leader in the water... You think, if the squad leader dares to criticize you, you don’t have a general opinion on her face. If you go home and face this shackle, it’s more deflated!桀桀桀桀桀~~~”
Because she laughed too loudly, Shusha glanced at us.
"Ye Lin, Cao Jinglian, you two are not allowed to speak in class!"
When Cao Jinglian was squatted by the squad leader, he stroked his computer screen with awkward face, and he went on a trip.
When Shusha saw his hippie smile, he was even more angry, and he was about to get up and maintain discipline.
If we don’t close these photos, we will die.