MTL - I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl-Chapter 23 Tiger mother

Although I bought potato chips and cola, but can't find the cashier and export?

It’s no problem to get lost on an unfamiliar street. Can you get lost in the supermarket? What the **** are you at that guru level! Can you find the stage when you go out to perform? Or do you say that the United States, whether it is a street or a supermarket, is transparent in the north and south, and the direction is clear. Although it is also Wal-Mart, if it is put in China, it will be put into an eight-figure map by the tally! Seeing what you are now, it’s just like Lu Xun was trapped in the eight-figure picture by Zhuge Liang. If no one helps, you will be alive and dead in it!

I walked from behind and pretended to be like her.

"Amy, are you lost again?"

"You, your sister..."

When Amy said half of it, she changed her mind: "You... go to me."

I don't care about him, go to the front to lead the way.

Followed me for a while and found that her cart was getting slower and slower.

Originally, her steps were small. I just turned around because I lost my way for a long time. Is it definitely tired?

"I will help you stroll."

I said that I took the handle of her shopping cart.

She was shocked and shocked, as if I was going to steal her potato chips and cola.

After thinking about it for a moment, she handed the shopping cart to me and walked to the side.

I put my basket in the shopping cart and pushed the shopping cart easily.

Deliberately slow down and move to Amy's pace.

Amy seems to have noticed this, and the tone of speaking with me has eased.

“First, first go to the stationery area, right?”

"Well, anyway, our people in the heavens are living Lei Feng."

I made a joke while letting the shopping cart adjust.

Amy put two small hands behind her back, and there were still some distrustful colors in her eyes.

"That... are you hired by Pentax?"

"Who? I don't know the person named Peng?"

"Peng Ruos is not worthy of Peng Yu~~" Amy's expression of a pointed beast, "He is my private bodyguard, black and strong, stronger than you!"

"Higher than Yao Ming?"

"That didn't...but the height is also two meters and five. When the bodyguards still kept a winning streak in the Russian death fight, the nickname is 'Black Death'!"

Hey, hey, listen to what you said, this Pentos seems to be a black boxer who is two meters long and is as strong as a cow, violent and bloodthirsty! Is it dangerous for a person who is so dangerous to be employed as a bodyguard for his teenage daughter? Compared with potato chips, which are classified as junk food, it is more dangerous for people like Pentax to hang the title of Death!

"Oh, yes, although Pentis does not have Yao Minggao, but he has killed people in the underground boxing match!"

Amy boasted with a sullen look.

In any case, you don't want to lose to others. Even if you use strange indicators, you should compare others.

Are you a primary school student? I don't want to know if Pentos has killed anyone! And even if he kills someone, is it definitely better than Yao Ming? We must know that our Tian Dynasty is a great martial arts country and the birthplace of Beidou Shenquan. Yao Ming may have been secretly taught by the State Sports Commission to ‘military road killing fists’ in preparation for his sinful American bodyguard! Just didn't have the chance to shoot! Once you get out of the hand, you will definitely have a burst of punches in the "ah~嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒", and the enemy will be so distorted that the smoke will disappear!

"Hey, let the dangerous man be the bodyguard of his underage daughter, is your mother's brain burned out?"

"Mom's brain is no problem! She is much smarter than you!"

The big loss director Cao seems to have done a similar evaluation.

"I tell you that when Pendos had just sneaked into the United States, he offended the gangster. He was beaten into a horse's nest by the machine gun. He was brought back from the street by his mother! So in order to repay his mother, let him I am willing to take my heart out!"

It is said that the streets of the United States are so messy! Moreover, it was really saved as "I am the world's number one in the world of American medicine".

"Mom doesn't trust people casually, of course, I will consider my safety. The reason why I sent Pentis to me is mainly because he is a pure foundation, and definitely will not talk to me!"

"But it's not good to be too loyal to my mother. In order to sneak out and buy potato chips, I have spent a lot of effort to get rid of Pentis's surveillance..."

It sounds like it is really suitable for Amy's bodyguard. However, I still can't imagine a black pure base with a height of two meters and five feet. In the battlefield of death fight, how come you come and go with the opponent, sweating and twisting.

"He is not only a foundation, but also a number 0!"

Seeing that I didn't talk for a long time, Amy became more and more proud.

"What does 0 mean?"

I can't help but ask.

"When you are engaged in the foundation, you will be the one who is subject to it! Another attack is called 1, and the attack is 0.5. Even this does not know, the education of the heavens is teaching!"

Is the direction of the spit wrong? Your education in the United States is a problem! Tianchao is shy to teach heterosexuals in the physiology class. Such high-level homosexual knowledge will not be taught in class!

When passing a corner, Amy walked in the outer circle, and in order not to be left by me, she took a few steps.

"Wait, wait for me!"

I realized that I was walking fast without knowing it, and stopped to stand and wait for her.

Because I was left behind, Amy’s expression was angry.

"Hey, you are not sent by my mother to monitor me, nor is it hired by Pentax. Who are you?"

"Guess what?"

"...tracking mad, or paparazzi!"

Helping you for a long time, the result is still my impression! You Xiao Nizi is too ignorant! Believe it or not, I will kidnap you now, and then call Pentax to extort ransom!

"Hey, die on the basis of Pentax? Your little master is in my hands, if you don't make money in the Alipay of my online store within 24 hours, then you will tear the ticket!"

If Amy is so skeptical about me, I will really make this call!

Seeing my face was dissatisfied, Amy took up his chin and thought about it.

"So you are neither a follower nor a paparazzi, nor a minion sent by your mother... Are you really Lei Feng?"

Self-interested Americans also know Lei Feng. Comrade Lei Feng, you can look at Jiuquan.

"That, although I am not particularly interested, you still tell me the name."

"No, we have no name for Lei Feng."

"No! You must tell me! You all know my name!"

Amy said without hesitation.

"Well... my name is Ye Lin, the leaves of the leaves, the unicorns."

"How do you write the word "Kirin"?"

Amy is unhappy.

"You take such a hard-to-write name, this lady remembers more trouble!"

There is a limit to your unreasonable trouble! I am a Chinese and take a name to control whether you Americans will write!

At this time, I had already walked to the stationery area. Amy looked around and took out 4 or 5 squares of the characters from the shelves on the first floor, and reluctantly broke into the shopping cart.

"Don't like it, don't buy it! The expression when you buy potato chips is a day in the sky! Why do you want to force yourself to practice words?"

When I said this, I had a dim sum. I broke the word, even if I started practicing it now, is it late?

"I don't want to practice, but I can't practice it!"

Amy screamed with sorrow.

“Mom said that in order to have a higher popularity in the Asian market, practicing calligraphy and signatures is also a must! And every week, you must send a fax to the ocean to let my mother check if my Chinese characters have improved!”

A pair of people who have been tortured by their mothers have collapsed and brought a bit of nervousness.

The more excited I was, the more I pointed to the cola in the shopping cart.

"Don't say it's potato chips, even Coke, I only had one drink before!"

“Mom has always warned me to stay away from junk food. If I talk about junk food, then my health and body will be gone... but other children are eating, I want to eat too!”

"So on the 8th birthday, my mother didn't pay attention, bought a bottle of cola from the neighbor's child, and the result..."

"what's the result?"

"The result was only a sip, and it was discovered by my mother. When I slap it, my cola is spilled on myself!"

"That's a pity."

The more I listen, the more I feel that Amy’s mother’s education method is problematic.

"Oh, though, Miss Ben finally got back from herself..."

Don't mention this brilliant deed! Sticking out your tongue to the cola that is on your body, this kind of thing is worth boasting!

"In short, my mother is the worst for me! I have been forced to play the piano and read literary classics since I was a child. I am not allowed to play with other children... I can't finish my class and I will control my life 24 hours a day..."

"Is this so exaggerated?"

"More exaggeration than you think! I also want to cultivate myself into a national idol..."

“Is it not good to be welcomed by idols?”

I am a little envious because I have never tasted the welcome.

"I don't want to be welcomed! When the idol is troublesome and tiring, if it is not a mother, I will not be an idol!"

Amy slammed her hair, and it was a little hysterical.

"I want to be an ordinary person! She will be a superwoman alone!"

"Let's wait!" After I, I will definitely make something that makes my mother particularly angry... especially regretful!!"

Amy swears in front of me with a grin.

The surrounding customers are looking at us and thinking that we are quarreling.

I saw Amy didn't want to pick anything in the stationery area, just wait for her to calm down and then take her to the direction of the exit.

After venting a pass, Amy didn't seem to be as nervous as it used to be.

I suddenly thought that it was not the legendary "tiger mother" of Americans who had such a terrible iron fist education for Amy?

Suddenly I feel that I have such a father who is very happy.

I have at least had a childhood to play.

Of course, if you are not bullied by the bully, it will be a better childhood.

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