MTL - Imperfections-Chapter 8 Inexplicable ... friendship

The opening ceremony of President Lu's being put on the agenda by Zhan Luti has not yet begun. He himself encountered some trouble first.

The opening ceremony is scheduled in the morning, and is preceded by a faculty meeting.

Under the newly established Xinghai College, there are three professional colleges, namely Mecha Mechanical Design, Mecha Operations and Information Science. The textbooks were written by the principal himself ...

According to the great idea of ​​President Lu, the future Xinghai College should be the ultimate hall of human wisdom, equipped with the most advanced laboratories and synaesthesia libraries. Its own publishing house is the most authoritative in the universe. The elite, which is comparable to the civil and military affairs of the Ulan Academy on the far-off Votor Star, countless radiant names in the history of humankind, will be branded by the Xinghai Academy.

Lu Bixing didn't have anything in his body, so he dared to think.

Stepping up to thousands of miles, President Lu firmly believes that these three small ball-breaking majors are the first small step in his great career.

However, in the good morning light of the beginning of the school, the three "small step" deans were sad together, showing the headmaster the cold reality.

The Dean of the Mecha Operations Department is a bad temper. After the principal has finished his bright prospects for the new semester, he rushes to say: "Principal Lu, I ca n’t teach anymore. The rate of failure in our semester last year was 9% Ten, this is the result of multiplying the score of all the subjects in the final exam by ten. What do you say? "

The head of the Mech Mechanical Design Institute made a faceless expression: "The failure rate of our hospital is 100%."

Lu Bixing listened to this appalling number, and said leniently: "The major of design requires relatively high basic knowledge. It doesn't matter, we will extend the academic system. You see, don't be too strict in the first year. Just give a few points. Let them pass. "

"Can't mention it," the dean of the design school looked sad and sorrowful. "If the calculation is based on the percentage system, then only one person in our school scores on average double digits."

Lu Bixing: "..."

"I will not talk about it, no data," said the head of the Academy of Information Science, an old man with a clear face and gray hair, who spoke slowly. "Principal, I do n’t know how your advertisement for admissions is done. Many applicants apply for this major. The students think that we are teaching how to inquire about the gossip. I explained to them that our academy is not a spy department or a secret service department. As a result, there are 49 reports and 50 dropouts. Also That is to say, I have only freshmen now, and no second grade. "

Lu Bixing reiterated the words of the old dean: "... What's going on? There are more dropouts than reported?"

The old dean said: "A student reported that the procedure had gone halfway and found that there were a bunch of juniors in the school who were his enemies. He was afraid of being beaten and jumped directly to the withdrawal process."

The school's teacher, Lu Bi, walked through the eighth galaxy, and the academics dug out from the horns, all belong to endangered species in the eighth galaxy.

When the scholars came, they thought they would be taught by the world's talents, and they embarked on the quest for knowledge and truth. Who knows that after the visit, all the work of zoo keeper is really humiliating.

The three deans sat together, using six eyes to sue the principal for this big flicker.

Lu Bixing kept moving: "This should be the problem of unreasonable textbooks and syllabuses. I used to bring a few students in private. Before the first year of formal schooling, I have no experience. If you encounter this situation next time, you can do it in time. Speaking of teaching conferences, we can always revise. "

"Principal Lu," said the Mech Operations Director, "do you know how much a primary degree certificate is?"

The eighth galaxy education system is different from other places. It is relatively simple. It is divided into "primary" and "advanced" two grades. Elementary is basic teaching. You can study for 15 years in public schools step by step. It is also possible to take a place certificate. After obtaining the certificate of primary education, you can participate in vocational training and choose employment, or choose to continue your studies and enter the higher education stage.

Of course, higher education is not something you can choose. In the eighth galaxy, there are a total of eighteen planets with residents. There are only eleven higher education institutions, six of which have closed down, leaving only two or three bare sites and security guards. To prevent tramps and criminals from using schools as dens.

Most people may not know what a university looks like.

There is no fart to go to school-this is common sense in the eighth galaxy.

Under this circumstance, in the first year of Xinghai College, there were more than a hundred students enrolled. In the second year, more than 300 application materials were received, and even the "admission rate" was something. A great miracle of the eighth galaxy. The birth of the miracle is not because the principal Lu is exceptionally handsome, but because it is said that the background of Xinghai College is the fourth brother.

This is, after all, an era when universities are going to embrace hooligan thighs.

"Thirty dollars fake certificate, quality and fidelity, plus an additional 108, you can customize a full set of application materials, apply for a package-do you want to see Sige? Want to enter the black hole? As long as 138, you ca n’t afford to lose "You can't be fooled," said the dean of the Academy of Information Sciences. "Yes, it was the group who dropped out of our college."

Lu Bixing: "..."

The dean of the School of Design was born with a very mournful character brow. At this time, the character brow was drooping, and became more distressed: "Principal Lu, the students you recruited are basically to watch the gentleman come, even if the foolish, illiterate, Although we are committed to gardening, we have to plant live mice for the entire garden, which is too difficult for us. "

Lu Bixing quickly calculated his personal expenses, smiled and began to pretend: "The words can't be said, every great road was initially covered with thorns, and every sage was once regarded as a fool who moved the mountain, an ancient saying Youyun said, "Only the road to **** can be covered with flowers of goodwill." Isn't the predicament the only way to reach the dream? "

The three principals looked like eggplants beaten by three frosts, and bowed their heads together. It was difficult for the principal to swallow the chicken soup.

Lu Bixing: "I know you are working hard, so I decided to increase the salary of all faculty and staff this year, and no one will increase it by 20%."

The eggplants sprout quietly and glow a little vitality.

Lu Bixing himself decorated the two corners, and then sang the red face and then the black face. Speaking of which, his face was cold again: "According to incomplete statistics, the drop-out rate of the primary schools of the eighth galaxy planets is as high as 90% The vast majority of people in the application materials have not completed primary education and the certificate is fake. I know that dropouts are not necessarily voluntary. How do you know that there are no students who are doing everything possible to seize the silver lining? Colleagues, do you know that primary education is no longer needed in other galaxies in the same world, not far from us? "

"Eden ..." I don't know who answered.

"Eden," Lu Bixing stood up, talking behind his hands, "the children in Eden will instill the basic knowledge directly into the memory by the spiritual network before they are ten years old. They call this" painless learning "and lie Sleeping in the nutrition room for a month, just like enlightenment, naturally grasp the knowledge, can you imagine it? They do n’t need to recite, forget, and go astray as we do. You dislike the poor foundation of the students. From this level, we have a poor foundation, and we lost the starting line when we were born, but what about that? We can modify the textbook, little by little, slow Slow teaching, let students learn slowly. Do you give up others at any time, can you afford to be confused and confused? "

The meeting room was silent, and it was not clear whether it was being banished by President Lu's worry about the country or the people, or whether it was discovered by conscience under the increase in wages.

Lu Bixing looked around and felt that he had convinced others with reason, and then he maintained his tone of worrying about the country and the people. The meeting broke up and he was preparing for the opening ceremony. He found a place where no one was, and quickly observed his appearance into the corner glass-wide shoulders and narrow waists, rigorous dress, his back combed perfectly, and his forehead could go to the interplanetary forehead beauty pageant, and he had a straight look. The good facial features are really a handsome man.

Then, the beautiful man laughed at the glass for a while, and tried the non-laughing and non-laughing methods of "no teeth, pouting the corners of the mouth", the standard "eight teeth" method of laughter, and the only way between the two. One tooth side "of the clever laughter.

Each of the three laughter styles is perfect, and Lu Meinan has committed a phobia of choice. After a rigorous comparison, although he wants to show his bright white teeth, he still seems to be more reserved. As the principal, I had no choice but to choose the third option.

When everything was ready, he took the most careless posture, turned around the teaching building, and walked to the auditorium.

Stepping on the threshold of the auditorium, Lu Bixing put one hand in his pants pocket and nodded to everyone who greeted him, but he walked with a **** in his heart and thought, "Will he come?"

On this beautiful planet with earthen buns traveling around, probably Lu Bixing has the eyesight to know that Zhanlu is not a human, because the average IQ of the local artificial intelligence is less than eighty, and it is really difficult to treat Zhanlu and them as the same species.

Lu Bixing also knows that Lin is not an eight-galaxy person, and certainly not an extraterrestrial interstellar pirate. Lu Bixing has been with the one-eyed eagle since he was a child. He has seen many interstellar pirates. Those people are like vultures, and the fierce body on them is a runaway and endless road Like fierce, Lin is not like them.

The day before yesterday, he talked about "Eden." Zhanlu twice wanted to correct some of his imagination about the first galaxy, but was interrupted by Lin. Lu Bixing actually pretended not to notice that he and Lin could become friends because of this. Know what to look at.

Lu Bixing met Lin on the way out of his home. At that time, he happened to be near the Beijing β star, and before he decided not to land, he came across a drift bottle ... No, the eco-cabin.

At that time, it did not have any logo. It quietly rotated outside the deadly artificial atmosphere of Beijing's β star, exquisitely like alien visitors. The minimalist shell design is enough to turn any researcher into a tracking fanatic. Following the unknown ecological cabin, he made three rounds around Beijing's β star, knowing that fishing for unknown objects in the universe was a way of suicide, or he couldn't help but commit the death.

The entire fishing process lasted for nearly three hours. After it was picked up, Lu Bixing found that the ecological cabin was accompanied by a strict encryption system. Once it was forcibly breached by external forces, it would immediately trigger a nuclear self-detonation and jade burn.

This delicate eco-cabin may contain a big secret or a deadly virus. In any case, it is a dangerous thing. According to the normal person's way of thinking, you should immediately put this thing where you put it. Far from it.

But Master Lu is obviously not a normal person.

As a scientist who owes a lot of hands, Master Lu is not curious about what's in the eco-cabin and doesn't want to see it, but he fell in love with the provocative encryption system on the eco-cabin at first sight, and immediately forgot his poems and distant places with great interest. It took more than two months for the earth and the encryption system to fight with wisdom, and he defeated this "Sphynx" in a near-environment.

As soon as Lu Bixing was happy, he wrote an illustrious interstellar diary with two bottles of whiskey, and recorded his feats. After the diary was written, he also drank too much, and one of them took carelessly, and opened the ecological cabin door. Pandora's The box opened suddenly, and Lu Bixing's drunkness almost evaporated with the gallbladder.

He rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes, and sat on the floor for five minutes, making sure he didn't hallucinate--

There is one person in the ecological cabin ... live.

Lu Bixing quickly took a lot of hangover medicine, went to check the person in the ecological cabin, and found that the vital signs of this person were reduced to a minimum. A decorative manipulator clasped on his arm should be some kind of artificial intelligence with insufficient energy to start. .

Low vital signs can save lives in extreme environments, but it can cause irreversible damage over time. Lu Bixing doesn't know how long the "sleeping beauty" hibernated. He was afraid that he would fall asleep directly and turned out his full set of medical equipment. . However, this "foreign visitor" is not a common drug to reduce his vital signs. Medical equipment cannot be identified at all. Lu Bixing is not a doctor. He dare not use the wrong awakening agent. He can only give him a nutrient solution every day. Wake with micro current.

On the third day, "Sleeping Beauty" 's eyelids moved slightly, and Lu Bixing tried to talk to him, but did not respond.

Lu Bixing had nothing to do, took a dozen books, and buzzed in the ears of "Sleeping Beauty", from "Advanced Mech Design Theory" to "Earth History", and finally read a dozen dozen fairy fights Sansu Xiaohuangwen-This time, his audience finally couldn't bear it, and opened his eyes.

Lu Bixing was mindful of the more intense places. The weather in the mech cabin of space travel was dry. As soon as Lin opened his eyes, he saw two lines of nosebleeds flowing down.

Lin's awakening agent was in Zhan Luna, and Zhan Lu was not full of energy at that time and could not start. There is no awakening agent. People who are awakened by Lu Bixing's accidental hitting are very painful. At first, like a mummy, only the eyes can move, and they must gradually soak in the nutrient solution for several months to gradually recover their physical mobility. I was in trouble and had to work hard as a male nurse.

In the open and dark universe, he spent more than three months with Lin Chaoxi, who had "all over his body," and concluded an inexplicable ... friendship.