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MTL - Matrix Survival: I Get A Random Chest Every Day-~ 1 stuff written by crazy before 4
March 21, 2019 cloudy to cloudy, strong wind
Because I was in a bad mood, I didn't write a diary yesterday, and I just made it up today.
I slowed down all night, trying to accept myself as I am now.
Thankfully, the **** shovel officer still has some conscience.
Bought me a small skirt,
Covering most of the shaved bald places,
Um…
It still looks a little weird...
The **** is always cool!
There is no sense of security at all!
one night,
I'm all confused,
Do you want to eat some furniture to take revenge on the **** shovel officer?
But when I think that the **** shovel officer is a poor man,
If I gnaw the furniture,
What if he abandoned me in a fit of rage?
So I took another cotton and dragged out the air,
Now that cotton mop should be in some garbage heap,
My teeth are no joke!
All day today, the **** shovel officer occupied the computer and buried himself in writing.
Besides eating and drinking,
She had absolutely no intention of taking me out for a walk.
Actually, I don't really want to go out either.
It's not the reason why I learned that the cat boss also came to this community yesterday.
It's just that I'm too lazy to go out and have fun...
All right,
It's because I'm bald,
I am afraid of meeting other dogs,
They must laugh at me!
Going bald at a young age.
This kind of words is more suitable for shoveling shit!
But it also hurt me,
You must know that after I go out every day,
Lazarus is solved anywhere, and the **** shoveling officer takes care of the aftermath.
Although there is a special basin for me at home,
But I just don't like to use that thing!
The **** shovel officer is too lazy.
The sand in the basin stinks,
It's too lazy to help me change it!
so…
I urinated twice in the living room today,
Taking a dip in the **** shovel officer's bedroom.
The **** shovel officer didn't seem to be angry,
Still pointing at those things,
Hit my head hard.
Just like when I saw slippers when I went out yesterday,
He must be praising me for doing a good job!
Incidentally,
When I came back last night,
The **** shovel officer bought several pairs of slippers and came back!
He must see that I have no slippers to bite,
This is stocking me up!
The **** shovel officer really loves me...
But praise is praiseworthy,
Why did the **** shovel officer drag me into the bathroom?
And he pointed at the big white bowl that contained the soup,
tell me,
Let me learn to solve physiological needs there in the future?
My family's **** shovel officer,
Is there something wrong with your brain?
Who would **** and pee in the bowl?
So I rolled his eyes at him,
I ignored him.
and many more…
The **** shovel officer woke up,
What is he going to do?
Huh?
He went into the bathroom again,
What is he going to do?
Eat delicious food behind my back in the middle of the night?
I have to go and see,
Otherwise he won't leave soup for me again!
Shoveling shit!
What are you doing? !
Why are you sitting on my soup bowl?
What is this sound?
The trousers of the shovel were half faded, and he sat on my big white bowl with a painful expression on his face, and he kept working hard.
I am very angry!
I loved you so much,
You put your **** on my bowl!
I have to go over and have a good chat with him,
Although he could not understand me,
But I can't handle that much anymore,
He doesn't understand, but he doesn't understand.
This scolding must be scolded!
Bear child or something,
Swearing and sticking are the best way to teach!
and many more…
The expression on the shit-shoveling face became lighter,
This taste...
This taste! ! !
The smell of fatal temptation! !
Could it be that? ? ? ?
The mouth area! ! !
—The bald little G who was disgusted and lost his appetite