MTL - The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate-Chapter 70 Rice thief

Chapter 70 The Thief

Seven days later, the retreating priest and his party brought the magical drug “Girl's Spring” out of the mountain.

The priests and the big guardian are wonderfully innocent and fat, in sharp contrast to the emperor's sluggish fatigue.

His Royal Highness vomited a pool of green blood after taking this precious Chinese herbal medicine made from imperial spirit and the blood of a young girl's protection.

The priest said that it was the poisonous god.

Immediately after, the prince's condition began to improve-in just two hours, the face of the over-fermented dough had been reduced by half.

The emperor hugged tightly, holding the golden box containing the emperor's spirit.

The maiden's law was worried, fearing that the prince would wake up and remember to hate that she had poked his face.

——Well, if the prince came to Xingshi to confess his crime, should he insert his eyes first? Or should I first shout, "Forgive me, blame me for being cheap?"

In short, with the rapid fulfillment of the first "package swelling" promise of the "three guarantees" policy, the entire palace has fallen into a joyful festive atmosphere.

However, the old saying goes, Le Ji is sad, Le Ji is sad.

On the third night after the successful detoxification, the emperor old man was shocked and found the wizard.

"The priest is not good! What a big deal!"

The expression on the emperor's face seemed to be panic-stricken and desperate, as if the group suddenly learned that they would be executed in situ.

"Thank Your Majesty for your concern. I'm fine."

Lu Zizheng was leaning on a bamboo couch to tease the parrot in the cage, and his voice was lazy and careless: "Big things and small things are wonderful."

"Ding, Ding Dzi are gone!"

The emperor and the old man seemed to be greatly stimulated, and his mouth was also uneasy.

Qing Qiao, who stirred the bird's food aside, put down his jade spoon and was surprised.

Lu Zizhen raised his eyebrows, took the brocade box aside, opened it and saw a white pearl in the box.

"Isn't it here?"

Pout, turn your fingers, and the lid flips up.

"Besides, when you returned to the Emperor, did your Majesty confirm it yourself and make sure you are sure!"

He wasn't half surprised, his voice impatient, as if he was blaming the emperor for his fuss.

"No! Not this one!" The emperor and the old man were crying anxiously, "The day when the Master of National Normal College finished the medicine and returned it to me, the widow did verify that, and knew that the beads were real! But wait tonight when the widowed thought When she took out Ding Tianzhu and gave Huanger a shock, she found out that she did not know when it would be dropped! "

With a bang, the jade spoon fell from Qing Qiao's hand and, along with her chin, was broken into several petals.

——Which one did the play sing? After finally seeing the true face of the Emperor, she was going to ask the emperor to discuss the use of treasures as the "private medicine man" of the prince, but suddenly the Dzi beads disappeared! Alas, so fateful, how difficult the future is!

"Your Majesty may confirm? Ding Tianzhu looks ordinary, is Your Majesty too suspicious?"

With a slight pause in his hands, Lu Zizheng held his voice in a soft tone.

"Or, Your Majesty just wants to come and test me, just a joke?"

"——Master priest! Even if a widow has ten heads, he would never dare to make fun of Dingzhu!"

The emperor and the old man were really frightened and shivered: "Although I can't tell how this Dzi Bead is judged as true or false, the widow dare to use the mountains and the throne to guarantee that the bead has indeed been dropped!"

Lu Zizhen was silent, his mouth narrowed tightly, and his hand resting on the edge of the bird's frame was drawn back.

His face could not see the expression under the mask, but was deeply buried in a thick haze.

"Pray for help from the **** officials! Be sure to help the widow get Ding Dzi!"

The emperor's old tears crisscrossed, and he fell to the ground with a plop.

"... that ... dare to ask Your Majesty, if this Dingzhu is gone, what will be the consequences?" Qing Qiao couldn't help but start talking stupidly.

"The country has no Mingjun, the country is not guaranteed, the world is in chaos!"

The emperor's body was like a discouraged ball, and he collapsed softly.

"Your Majesty need not panic."

Silently, when the air in the room was almost depressing and about to explode, Lu Zizhen finally spoke.

"Your Majesty can remember that when I was in the process of refining, I applied the blood of Da Hu Fa to Ding Tianzhu?"

When the emperor was unknown, he nodded while wiping his tears.

"At the beginning, my Majesty was too worried, so I did not explain. Although it is needed for refining medicine, this blood has other uses-using blood as a guide, you can find out the approximate location of Dzi.

The emperor was surprised that he didn't wipe his nose, and his eyes almost glared from his eyes.

"Your Majesty, don't worry about it. No one in this world will use it except me."

Lu Zizheng's hands were attached, his spine was straight, and his voice was unshakable. "Ding Tianzhu is one of the ancient four treasures, and mortals cannot cast spells on it. This will not only have no effect, but also their own spiritual power will be back bitten. Both hurt. "

The implication is that the person who stole the emperor would not think that he still has such a hand!

"... Ha ha ha ha!" The emperor, the old man, paused for a moment, suddenly laughing and ecstatic, "God help me too! Really God help me too! It seems that this dzi is destined to take the last name, and no one wants to take it away. ! "

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Her Majesty, although I can find out the location of Ding Dzi, just in case, I have to ask His Majesty to arrange some manual assistance. After all, the other party's origin is unknown, the details are unknown, but I must be careful.

The corners of Lu Zizhen's mouth also tilted upwards, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he seemed to be thinking about something quite interesting.

The emperor and the old man quickly recovered their true colors and gave a deep nod: "Thank you priests, so let's arrange for the widows."

"Your Majesty, find a reliable one!"

Lu Zizhen called him behind him, leaned on the dragon pillar, and lowered his head to play with his slim fingers, his tone not salty or light.

"If you don't get it right, you will lose your life. It's too incompetent ..." He raised a finger and dangled before the emperor, exhaling like a word, "Yes, no, OK!"

"... I see!" The emperor raised his eyes, gritted his teeth, and a flash of light flashed between his eyebrows. "Guoxiu rest assured that the widow will send the most reliable person!"

Half an hour later, Her Majesty's most reliable elite airborne.

The golden crown is dazzling and picturesque, and behind it a group of masked black-lined robes stands out, making it more attractive and extraordinary.

When he saw Lu Zizheng and Qing Qiao standing side by side, he frowned slightly, then went straight to the emperor without squinting, saluting: "Your Majesty!"

"Nine brothers!" The emperor held his hand tightly, and Yin Yin's eyes were full of enthusiasm "Ah, I'm looking forward to you".

"Your Majesty urged his brothers and sisters late at night, what is the matter?" Duan Yu patted the dragon claws with a soft expression to show comfort.

I saw the emperor covering his mouth with his hand, and getting close to Duan Yu's ears, he was whispering, Duan Yu's face gradually sinking over time, sinking ... finally sinking to the bottom of the sea for 20,000 miles.

"... is Your Majesty certain?"

After listening to the imperial decree, Duan Yu spoke slowly, not impatient, and looked coldly.

Unconsciously or not, Qiao Qiao always felt that he glanced at himself, and suddenly felt a kind of hairy handstand.

"Now that the situation is urgent, there is no other way but to rely on the state master!" The emperor's voice was extremely painful.

After hesitating for a while, Duan Yu bowed deeply to the emperor: "" Chen took the command. "

Then he turned to Lu Zizhen and arched his hand: "Duan Yu was waiting for the Master to send him."

Lu Zizheng on the Taishi chair yawned lazily, his eyes were half bright and half ambiguous.

—— "The Lord is really a shame to me, it should be far from a little wizard. How dare you send him?"

Qing Qiao felt that the tone was really yin and yang, and couldn't help secretly poking at him behind his back.

"Yi", there seemed to be a dazzling white-eye blade flying in the opposite direction, and with a close look, Duan Yu's face sank again.

Secretly bitter in the heart, Qing Qiaoyu withdrew his hand and obediently put it in his sleeve.

"Anyway, Jiangshan Society is the most important thing. Lord Witch please tell me if necessary, but—"

Duan Yu answered humbly, but stared straight at Qing Qiao. His eyes were as sharp as those of the words: "But it matters, why does the Lord Master always bring a weak woman beside him?"

Lu Zizhen smiled at him charmingly, with an impatient expression on his face, "I wish you could manage it."

"Mr. Guoshi must have forgotten, this woman is Du Shangyi of the palace, and was taken by the king to Tianshui Pavilion in person?"

Duan Yu was not impressed by the beauty, and there was a candlelight jumping in Feng Feng's eyes, pressing her step by step. "This woman neither knows martial arts nor knows spells. How come she can bear the great protection of magical powers?"

The emperor and the old man patted their brains, "Oh" suddenly realized: "How do I say Da Hu Fa looks familiar? It turns out she is the little Shang Yi brought in by the prince ..."

Unexpectedly, Duan Yu would reveal her identity in person, Qing Qiao only felt a loud noise in her head, and she became completely blank.

In the face of Duan Yu's gaze that seemed to eat people, and the emperor's suspicious expression, she didn't know what to say, let alone how to explain it.

So subconsciously, step by step, quietly backed away.

"——Funny, my hidden wizard Yingyao wants to seal her as a great guardian, what is your relationship with the royal family?"

The clear voice sounded, three minutes laziness, six minutes anger, and one minute of warmth cut through this boundless night, driving away the silence of the mind.

I saw Lu Zizhen's lips closed tightly, his pupils darkened, and his whole body was cold, and his mask seemed to have a thousand years of ice.

"Since Wang was willing to send her to me at the beginning, she is now my person. The punishment and reward are the housework of my Tianshui Pavilion-it is not my turn to worry about Duan's family!"

As the words landed, he grabbed Qing Qiao's hand and held it tightly, stopping her timid back step, as if to encourage her to face the enemy forward.

A faint current came from the palm of his hand. Qing Qiao felt that his chest was sore and numb, and he did not dare to act lightly. He just lowered his eyes to let people hold it, and the atmosphere did not dare.

At that moment, Duan Yu's pupils were astonishingly bright, like a scorching flame.

Then his expression became indifferent, quiet and cold, and his eyes were strangely black, like an unpredictable deep forest floor.

"... Ah! It turned out that if the Lord Magistrate wanted it, we would be more concerned."

Seeing that the seed was wrong, the emperor Laoer hurried forward to fight haha.

"There is never a shortage of Shangyi in the palace. If the priests like it, they will do it! This king ... Li ... Du Shangyi will be a Tianshui Pavilion from now on. We will never have any objection to how the priests discipline their subordinates!"

Lu Zizheng smiled at will, and then turned his head and blinked secretly at Qing Qiao, as if showing off his victory.

——I rely on, once again being thrown out by people as belongings, this privileged class is really improper human rights is a thing.

Depressed in the heart, nowhere to talk, Qing Qiao had to secretly sad.

On a quiet night, tiptoe, across the fog, the moon is trying to look into the brightly lit courtyard.

Oh ~~~ It's late, who else makes me so lonely **?

Singing a veritable serenade, he started to talk about the gossip with the young generation of idiots around him while he was excited.

-How lucky I am tonight! In addition to the exquisite and elegant Lord Wang, there is actually a magical beautiful man with a mask!

--what? You asked me why I do n’t look at the whole face and know that it is a beautiful man? Hum, how strange it is! Didn't you see anyone wearing a gorgeous white robe? !! Ugly men do n’t wear it like this, because it ’s too much trouble to do the laundry ... you say impermanence? Keke, people ’s work clothes are n’t counted ... Besides, have you ever seen a dinosaur put a cover on your head ... Do you say Salted Egg Superman? Hehe, get out of me ...

——Oh, the masked man with unknown origin came up with a silver compass, it looks so good ... yeah? How did he take a woman's hand? Hey, I said, dude, can you touch a woman casually? Not at all reserved! Then I pierced others with a pin, all bleeding ... Serious protest!

--what? You ask me what my lady looks like? Keke, sorry, all women are a group of unidentified creatures in my eyes. I only know that they have one nose and two eyes ... what? Sexism? Hey words are heavy, slanderous, I'm trying to protect my eyes ...

--what? !! The blood of the unknown creature was suddenly dropped on the compass! How is this going? Is there any spell to cast? Wow, there was a thick smoke in the room! There was a big, big pattern flying in the air, it was ... it was a five-pointed star! It is also plated with the exclusive golden color of my sun brother, and the shining five-pointed star ... I am going to be angry! When did you send a small man to run underneath? spy! spy!

...

In the late autumn night, the roar of the moon unwillingly was absorbed by the thick clouds and did not enter the room at all.

A five-pointed venus slowly rose in the royal study room in the royal palace. The smoke in the halo was rippling, showing a few faint rays of light, half a gray wall.

"This illusion reflects the scene around Ding Tianzhu. If anyone knows where this is, they will know where the treasure is."

Lu Zizhen looked at the illusion and quietly spoke.

So everyone looked at the looming illusions in the air, and began to rack their brains and contemplate-where is this?

"I know!"

For a moment, the emperor and the old man suddenly clapped their hands, his eyes lit up: "This is the Buddha Hall of the Qingxin Temple!"

"——Your Majesty is this true ?!"

The other three turned to look at him at the same time.

"It's true, it's true."

Emperor Laoer Zheng Jianzheng head, with a brazen look: "The pattern of the brick wall of the Buddhist hall is different, and the widow has 70% certainty. This illusion reflects the Buddhist hall of the Qingxin Hall!"

——Qingxin Temple, isn't that the cold palace? How are royal people familiar with this place? !!

Qing Qiao remembered that the first time he met Duan Yu after entering the palace was there, and he could not help secretly muttering.

Glancing at Duan Yu, he found that Duan Yu was also looking at her.

"Okay! Good! Good! Lord Master, let's go to Qingxin Temple!"

The emperor was overjoyed and would go out as soon as he lifted his clothes.

"Your Majesty and slow!"

Duan Yuyan had a quick hand, and stretched out an arm to stop him.

"Your Majesty had thought, why didn't the thief take Ding Tianzhu away, but hid quietly in the palace? Perhaps there was an ambush, and there was a more mean plan. This trip seemed unpredictable. My brother implores His Majesty to stay and let his brother go! "

"But ..." The emperor looked embarrassed and unwilling.

"Yeah is right."

Lu Zizheng, who had been silent for a while, suddenly said, "If your Majesty has any three strengths and two shortcomings, even if Dzi Zhuo gets his hand, it will be worth the trouble. His Majesty must think twice."

So the emperor finally gave up in person and persuaded to stay in the Imperial Study Room.

And our lovely and charming positive characters-Duan Yu, Lu Zizheng, and Gu Qingqiao, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the country, to implement love and truth, to eradicate all evil forces, temporarily set aside past grievances, to The common goal is moving towards the outside world.

What is waiting for them?

The only certainty is that it will never be a cute light wave than Cachiu.

Maybe it will be something deeper, darker, and colder.

Some people say that the most painful thing in the world is that I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you.

Gu Qingqiao believes that one of the most painful things in the world should be added-clearly knowing that what is needed is nearby, but never knowing exactly where it is hidden. So I had to pass it by again and again, looking back again and again.

Expectable, this is more maddening than far less hopeful.

At dawn, the three living creatures quickly turned the Buddhist temple of the Qingxin Temple to the bottom, and did not see the shadow of half of Ding Tianzhu.

"I said, is your Majesty wrong?"

Throwing away the bricks in his hands, Gu Qingqiao collapsed to the ground with a sad face.

"It's just half a block of light, how can he conclude that it must be the Buddha Hall of the Qingxin Temple?"

"Your Majesty's Chrysostom is difficult to open, naturally he has his reason."

With the crackling noise, the last Buddha statue was split by a sharp sword.

Duan Yu looked at the empty inside, his brows froze, and his eyes were stunned.

-Emperor's power full of brains! Corrupt thoughts!

Qing Qiao didn't think he was pouting and turned to look at Lu Zizhen: "Master, what do you think?"

Lu Zizheng is not as keen on doing things as Duan Yu, he just stands in a Buddhist temple and concentrates on studying his compass.

"strange……"

Gently tapping his chin with his fingers, he had fallen into complete contemplation, turning a deaf ear to Qing Qiao's question.

——Look! Another feudal superstition victim!

Qing Qiao rolled his eyes, turned his head, and arrogantly began digging the 121st brick by the wall.

Digging, digging, digging, digging, just as she became more skilled and brisk, could not help but suspect that her previous life was the 38th red flag bearer among the cement workers, a sudden thunder broke out in the hall—

"So it is!"

I saw Lu Zizhen put down the compass, and the devil's smile was drawn from the corner of his mouth.

"Your Majesty is right, Ding Tianzhu is indeed hiding in this room."

"But ..." Qing Qiao stood up unknown, "We haven't found it for so long!"

"That's natural." Lu Zizhen laughed more and more horribly. "Because we always look for it as a single individual, and we subconsciously think it is white-but this is not the case."

"What do you mean?" Qing Qiao vaguely felt that he understood something, but he didn't fully understand it, so he was still in the mist.

"Ding Dzi, actually here."

Lu Zizhen pointed with a smile at the pile of Buddha statues that were turned upside down.

"What does the Chinese teacher mean?" Duan Yu narrowed his eyes. "Each statue here is cut by my own hands. Even the Buddha's eyes have been checked. There is nothing abnormal."

"His Royal Highness is really a smart man, and he can think of looking at the Buddha's eyes." Lu Zizhen flew a wink at him with a faint expression.

"The shape of this dzi is very similar to that of the eyeball. If you find a place in the Buddha statue, ordinary people do choose eyes. However, presumably the thief also knows that the eyeball is the part most likely to be suspected, so I chose it. Another part is similar in shape but relatively secretive. "

"... Is there such a place?" Duan Yu was surprised, turned his head and looked up and down the Buddha statue carefully.

"Of course."

Lu Zizhen bent down to pick up a statue of Buddha, with his index finger like a flowing water wave, lightly sliding over the cheek of the statue, and then staying on the high protrusions on top of the statue.

"——This is it."

The corners of his mouth bloomed beautifully.

"... Ah!" Qing Qiao couldn't help screaming, "Isn't this the meat bun on Rugao Buddha's head!"

"Well!" Lu Zizhen was furious, and hated Tiechenggang to stare at her.

"What do you know? How is this called meat bun? This is the meat sacrifice! The Buddha has thirty-two phases, a single phase like a moon spin, two clear eyes like a mirror, twenty-five tops with meat sacral, twenty-six square cheeks , Do you understand ?! "

Qing Qiao quickly nodded, and the aggrieved uncle pulled down his shoulder.

She didn't read Buddhist scriptures since she was a child, she just read such jokes long ago-

Question: How is the meat bun on Rulai head formed?

Answer: I played too much with Guan Shiyin and lost too many times.

Then ask: Why does Rulai open the index finger of the right hand, and the **** and the thumb are in the shape of a half-fist?

A: That's because he finally won the fist, and set his posture and was preparing to play Guanyin, but Guanshiyin ran away on his feet!

(Oh, Amitabha, Lord Shakyamuni, Lord Guan Yin, forgive the disrespect of ordinary people!)

"Does the State Master have sufficient grasp?" Duan Yu was half suspicious, taking over Lu Zizhen's half-handed Buddha statue.

"I thought about it for a long time. According to the illusion reflected by the compass, Ding Tianzhu should be hidden in this Buddhist temple, which is not only close to the brick wall, but also accessible to the moonlight." Lu Zizheng attached his hands and talked eloquently. "Since the thief intentionally took the Dingzi beads, he must know the importance of the beads, and it is impossible to change the shape of the beads arrogantly. Therefore, he can only replace the objects with similar shapes in a short period of time in order to confuse the audiovisual.

Duan Yu nodded, his face gradually recognized.

"The two are combined into one. This row of Buddhist altars is the best candidate-back to the blue wall, with glazed tiles on top of it, and the moonlight is faintly visible. Now that the Lord Yee has checked the Buddha's eyes, the most likely one is left, so It's the flesh-eating. "

Lu Zizheng's explanation may be because he was too satisfied with his performance and threw a showy wink at Qing Qiao.

Duan Yu's face sank quickly again.

There seemed to be sparks in the air, and the sound of the swords meeting.

"Check! Check!" Qing Qiao jumped up in flames, picked up another buddha and pretended to knock, "There is so much meat here, it's better than seeing who can find the baby faster!"

-Damn it, stay with these two men, nothing good!

The other two stared at each other, and began to search for the whereabouts of Ding Dzi from back to back.

At the beginning of the inspection, no more than thirty seconds later, Gu Qingqiao lowered the Buddha statue in his hand.

"How? Did you find it?"

The men turned back at the same time, eyes staring.

"No ..." She looked awkward, her eyes flickering. "I, I want to change my dress ... Do you know where there is a latrine near here?"

Lu Zizheng gave her a big white eye very directly.

"... turn right and go straight, go over the backyard and turn left."

Duan Yu spoke, he looked at her quietly, without disappointment and contempt in his eyes, but warmth and concern.

"You're so easy to get lost, or should I take you there? Now it's too late, will you be afraid to walk alone?"

His voice is soft as if mixed with March spring water, which can melt all the ice.

Qing Qiao couldn't help it.

She did not expect Duan Yu to use such a familiar tone, as if the two were close and indivisible friends for many years.

"...?"

Looking up and down Duan Yu, she wondered in his heart whether he had eaten something wrong, or burned his brain, or had any deep-seated purpose?

——However, Duan Yu's attitude can only be described by the words "very seriously".

"……I……"

She hesitated, and almost agreed-she always eats soft but not hard.

"Huh, the lazy donkey pulls a lot of piss!"

Lu Zizhen suddenly opened her mouth, her chin was tilted, her face turned to the side, and Taohua's eyes were full of irony and threat.

"No, no need!" Qing Qiao startled and waved his hands, "I will go back as soon as I go, and soon, you wait for me!"

She rolled up and ran out, hoping to put scud missiles on her feet.

——Well, stay with these two people, the atmosphere is really strange and awkward.

However, she did not fulfill her promise of "go and go back".

Duan Yu and Lu Zizhen failed to wait for her.

Gu Qingqiao didn't know that as soon as he stepped out of the Buddhist temple with his front foot, he was followed by him.

Behind her, an invisible black hand quietly pulled out the stick in his sleeve and aimed at her back.

state!

After a muffled sound, her whole world was darkened, and she could no longer see the beautiful dawn on that day. 2k novel reading network