MTL - The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich-Chapter 2 Evil Lich System

Legend has it that every transcender who breaks the boundaries between time and space will get a gift from the world.... Well, it is commonly known as a passer-by.

The evil lich system... is my golden finger.

Once, it wasn't called this name. He had a good name like the Glorious Cavalier King, but it was a pity that he only became a name when I abandoned the Paladin and began to learn Dark Magic.

Once, the daily tasks he gave were all tasks of helping the elderly, helping the little girl to find lost kittens, and so on, rather than the current development.

"Looking at the daily routine of this day... It is also the choice of this pothole, destroying any town of more than 30,000 people, rewarding 10,000 evil points. Grab three children's lollipops and reward 1 point. If both Not finished, then, deduct 2 points."

"Hey! When Laozi is stupid, it really ruined a town, and guaranteed to brush out a full-age epic of the ancient Paladins to crusade me, and then earned, no flowers."

I took a little lollipop from the passing Tauren Little Lolly, watching the little girl crying and being pulled away by her mother. She just put it in the mouth, but she heard the crack of the lollipop and the bones, and then remembered herself. There is no taste.

"Hey, when you can enjoy the taste of food again, the magic is full, but it is not delicious."

Even if the girl's mother dragged the bear child away, the little girl seemed to be reluctant to give up. The watery big eyes stared at me and seemed to find that I could not eat food, what I expected.

Thought that the uncle Lich passing by is just a prank? I will give the lollipop to myself soon.

Well, in order not to live up to the expectations of the other party, let me lick the pieces of sugar and then spit it on the ground.

"Hey!! Mom. Uncle uncle grabbed my candy."

"Don't look, go."

So, no accidental harvest of a good cry, at that time, my mood is much better, because I think of a lawless bear child.

"There are no human rights in the undead? The ancient magic scroll was used as a graffiti drawing paper. The dragon blood ink was used as a pigment. The hard-working alchemy pharmacy was used as soda, and even my ribs were secretly removed and played with puzzles. After sleeping for two hours, the lab became ruin, and the destructive power of the bear child was terrible..."

"Hey, I can only take revenge when I am." I think of those who are lawless bears, especially a wild bear who is wild and untrained. I hate it.

Suddenly, but unexpectedly heard a system prompt.

"Hey, congratulations to the host to accumulate crying the hundredth little Lolita / Zhengtai, rewarding evil points 10 points. - It seems that the six-year-old is actually more than 20 legal Loli? Not in the statistics, the expired pseudo Loli is evil ways!"

Seeing the sudden achievements can not help but a burst of joy, the achievement of the system's most rewards are ten points, which is worthy of my ten-day daily tasks.

"According to the usual practice, if you cry 100 achievements, you will cry 1000, and the reward will be doubled at least...."

So, my eyes looked at the little **** the street, Xiaozheng Tai........

"Oh, even if there is no daily routine, let the bear children know the rules and let everyone avoid the same bad luck. It is also the responsibility of our good people."

"How to play better? Right, activate the creation, let the bear child's toys run around the disgusting monsters, magic paint, turn the bear's lollipop into a vicious yellow!"

As a victim of the scourge of bear children, when I think of the magic scrolls and precious books that have been destroyed for me, I will swear by the bad ideas.

"No, no, that's not enough. Turn the pillow cover into a monster that eats people. Let the bear child be afraid of seeing the pillow later. Right, there is the Aiwa black tentacle, so you can enjoy the itch."

"Right, isn't the bear child afraid of ghosts? Oh, it's time to rebuild the undead army, wake up, my undead natural disaster!!"

That day, I finally knew that there were less than 200 bear children in our neighborhood...

With a few thousand miles, hateful, zombies, I am really wasted.....

On that day, before the urban management team received the report and arrived at the scene, before I was arrested by a dark elf squad, I had already traveled through this block before I cried one hundred and sixty...

When I learned that I was summoning the undead army to retaliate against the bear children, the mixed expressions of the city management, such as laughter and contempt, also became my new black history.

“Congratulations that the host was despised by hundreds of women at one time and obtained special achievements. 'Whether the head of the baby is in the water or into the paste', rewarding the honorary title of 'mentalized children', there is a certain chance to gain female sympathy, but women’s equipment The heterosexuality of the person is reduced by 100."

....... Anyway, I have been accustomed to the system pit, the reputation also stinks to the lower limit, as evidenced by the negative 88 charm recognized by my system, even if the opposite **** is reduced by 100 points, it is no big deal........the result is the same , can not find a girlfriend.

Why is it a rational analysis? When I say such words, I feel that all the blood flowing out of my eyes is blood and tears.... Well, I am a great magician who has been single for three hundred years, but at the moment, at least I completed the revenge on the enemies and bear children!

Recalling the bear children who are crying, I smiled smugly, I have already thought about how to write today's log.

AD1896 Dragon Summer, March 6th, is destined to be forever remembered in the memory of the sulphur city bear child, known as the "lollipop hunter event." "Pillow monster cannibalism incident"

"On that day, the children recalled the horror that was dominated by the guy... the humiliation of being taken away by the beloved, the despair of being swallowed by their toys, the fear of being surrounded by the undead..."

When I was talking about it, the system sounds came again.

"Hey! One day, crying a hundred bears to achieve the achievement! Reward the evil points 10 points, congratulations to the host to obtain the honor title 'Bear Kid Buster', equipped with a natural threat to the 12-year-old Loli / Zhengtai. Warm reminder, crying five hundred bear children at a time, rewarding the honorary title 'Bear child killer' one-time crying a thousand.......

The system prompts the sound at this moment, actually paused, I could not help but look forward to it, although it is a spoof title, but if you can let the bear child away from me, it is an unexpected joy.

".......one crying a thousand at a time, rewarding the honorary title" is so big and still cares about children, can you be more boring? 'Oh. Host, thank me, actually this is The title that you are most suitable for now."

"I fuck, this can't be tolerated, **** system, this is not all you hurt!! This good man is fighting with you!!"

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"Master, this time I was jailed for grabbing a lollipop... Next time, will I be jailed for stealing girls? I don’t really want to change."

The one who talks is my most faithful dogleg, the half-devil maid of my mansion, the silver hair of Eliza.

Black gold glasses frame, silver double horsetail, small tiger teeth, small tail with purple bow, baroque style maid service to make the little devil's playful character undoubted, but also expose the lich's evil taste.........

I have always been very satisfied with the appearance of Eliza, and it would be better if I could change the character of this cold face.

"You don't know my pit system, just give a few girls to give points. This is what a good person should do."

"give!"

She handed me a heavy photo album.

"This is ..... Oh, well done, Eliza! It's my most loyal dog leg!"

"What happened, I can probably guess. This is the contact manual for the largest kindergarten in Sulphur Hills, with my carefully selected list, which should be convenient for the owner to complete the task."

"Good job! I thought you expected me to hung up early, and your freedom, I misunderstood. Great, you are also a good person."

"I look!" Open the contact record, but the face is getting more and more ugly.

"The contact information of the three children of the Archbishop of Sulphur City, the younger daughter of Amro, the youngest daughter of the kindergarten, the baby son of the war **** Xin Xiushi........ You are sure to help me, not to send me back to the Hades !"

My glare was ignored by the other party as always. The semi-devil girl pushed the frame of the glasses and the cold light flashed on the lens.

"The reputation of the lollipop hunter has spread throughout the sulphur city, and even when I go out from the big house, I will be pointed. For the sake of the lady's reputation, I really want to change jobs. Or, the owner should pay me the owe. I have been paid for ten years."

"Hah, ha. Paying more for hurting feelings. Let's go, I can't wait to return to our warm home."

"Escape is not what the gentleman should do, and, please don't shift the topic... Why do you run me, what have you done?"

"I don't want to be a little Eliza with me for so long. Today's daily task is a gorgeous explosion. You know..."

"I understand, please take care, I will transfer magic to run!"

The silver door was opened, and the master and the servant entered quickly, and as the magic of the short-range teleport disappeared, it was empty, and as a background, it was a terrible explosion, and the fire behind it. sound.

"Do you have a time-explosive bomb? Are the prisoners arrested by the city management not blocked?"

"No, it just looks like it. The flour is topped with chili powder, and with a little dust, it becomes a dust bomb. It is not very powerful and can't die, but there is absolutely no evidence."

"You really deserve to be the wise lich. The prisoners are not able to interpret the law with the ring of the magic ring. They actually use the canteen materials to make hand-made bombs."

"Thank you, you will praise me so much, I will be embarrassed."

"No one boasted about you. Well, at least as a lich, this should be a compliment."

What is the lich?

"Not a good person, the most terrible demon." Probably the first feeling that all creatures of Verla heard the noun.

"The people who look at the bones are hairy, the eyes that are like the fire are so scary, they always feel that they are doing bad things." This is the view of ordinary people.

"The ultimate existence of evil, conspirators and villains!" This is the view of the church paladin.

As the ultimate vestige of the undead and the Dark Masters, only the lichs who are left behind are often famous for their reputation, but...

"Pollution is a prejudice! How can we judge individuals because of race! I have always believed that discrimination and prejudice such as race, color, and origin are signs of human stupidity. There are only low-lying discrimination and prejudice in the world, no low-lying race, skin color. Born. I am really a good person."

"If you are such a good person, are the blood-stained souls of the city east counted as saints?"

"The saints can't say it, everyone is a cold-hearted pacifist. You see, the dead soul saves more food, and does not occupy the place. A cemetery can live in a family. Don't eat or drink enthusiastic work, only donate, don't ask, everyone It’s all good people.”

The semi-devil maid was teased, and the legend that as long as life goes in, it will be a piece of life, and it will be a good place in the eyes of its own owners.

"Oh, the master, you really laugh. The bloodthirsty is a good man? What are the pastors who are well received by the public in the church area? They will treat the public free of charge. Free Holy Communion will be issued every Sunday. Relief the poor."

"A group of hypocrites and pedophiles, Eliza, you see, people are all desires, hopes and needs, excessive repression, not ** also become **, they are a desire, hope is the original sin, privately affirmed It’s all about change. You see which old men are so amiable to Xiaozheng, no problem. Only those single-cell paladins who are all the way to the scene are all a group of barbarians who have seen me and shouted and killed! ”

"Well, I almost know that the owner is ill again. The sulphur mountain is known as the Belon, and the ancient red dragon that once destroyed an empire alone is probably a meek little cute in the eyes of the owner."

"No, Xiaohong hasn't paid much attention to diet recently. Some of them are overweight. If you lose another twenty or thirty tons, you can lose the little belly and pull out the curve, which is even more lovely."

"We are so famous, maintain the law and order, and help the sulphur city dark elves city management team? You should be familiar with them. I have been to you five times in the past two months."

"...you can ask the unlucky vendors who were suppressed by them. My opinion is basically the same as them. Hey, a group of mad girls. Our Gentlemen's Freedom League and they are natural enemies."

Helplessly shook his head and deliberately ignored the suspicious organization in the main population, Eliza continued to ask.

"..........Our heroic city owner who once saved the world and is famous. He held the banner of racial equality, and in the chaotic underground city, he established a sulphur mountain town mixed with races. In the underground world, there is a pure land."

"Senior two patients with severe illness in the past two hundred years. In what age, but also play the brave man to crusade the devil to save the world's old-fashioned repertoire, deserve to be single for a lifetime."

"...you dare to say that he has been stirred up by you twice, and now he said that he hit a lone star. Born a parent, came out to a mixed brother, married a wife, made the conditions so good, and grew So handsome, no girl in Sulphur City dared to accept his proposal."

"...I didn't mean it. As for hating for so long...."

"Not intentional? It is intentional. Let's not mention that the rumor of the Lone Star that day is what you let me spread. Playing the undead natural disasters at the wedding of others, the night of the ghosts, you know how many girls were scared at the time."

"I am not helping him with the wedding? I saw that the old bachelor was finally married. Everyone was just too happy. I came to Duan Baigui mechanical dance. Who knows that the bride girl is so intimidated, actually urinating on the spot. ”

Although the mouth said it was not intentional, I was very proud of it. "Hey, I haven't resurrected the flesh, how can you enjoy the **** life with comfort."

"Master, every time you are proud, you will fork your hands, and now your malice is overflowing. Well, don't mention your 'great achievements'. Are you the same kind of lich in the undead capital of Siro? Those guys are The wanted orders of all countries are calculated according to the hits. If you go out one, the world will be chaotic."

"...In fact, everyone is a bit misunderstood to us, the integration of life and death, we study the mystery of life, isn't it for the world to live better? We are actually very good at treatment, on curative effect, on the aftereffects, than the pastor The light is much better. Their holy light seems to be convenient. It is actually an overdraft of life. Our life-reforming technology is non-toxic, harmless and non-polluting, and solves the problem fundamentally at one time."

"..... Then why do you expect the system to give you a resurrection, and it’s not finished just to be a body."

"I don't want to be a deformed monster with three hands and six feet. Even if it is a perfect human form, there will be problems sooner or later..."

Seeing that the Lich himself is not worried about his life-reforming skills, what Eliza can say.

"Okay, okay, let me see what you are in your eyes."

"...the cold-faced ghost-in-law's mother-in-law? The flat-breasted girl A?" Of course I won't be stupid.

"Hey, Eliza, of course you are the one I trust the most? We have set together the great ideal of conquering the stars and the sea."

"Before you realize your dream of the stars, do you remember to pay off the poor little orphans who have been in arrears for more than ten years?"

Knowing that his own owner was once again ill, the half-devil of silver hair pushed his eyes, and the cold mang flashed on his eyes, and the cold words squeezed out from the teeth.

"If you are still so unfair, your collection is not intended....."

"Okay, Eliza, I apologize." Thinking of their babies, a lich was immediately soft.

"Oh." The angel who succeeded in the squatting squats on the little song and walked outside the door.

As the butler of this apartment, she didn't have time to waste time with her two sick owners.

But from the other side's always low tail, it seems that the mood is not very good.

And until she went out of the door, after a while, I remembered some memories of the past, so I whispered to myself.

"..... Probably, barely, it may be a family. I still remember that the ruins of the Styx in the desperate world are still unwilling to die, and the little girl who is hunting alone in the desperate snow night. Hey, come back, it is this. The greatest luck in the world, the only thing in this life is right."

Suddenly, a pretty face was found behind the door.

The cold cheeks of the past were red, and the red glow stretched over the long ears that shivered slightly.

Then she slammed and disappeared behind the door again.

"Oh, you know me, I don't know you? The stupid evil mother-in-law, that is, when you get home, you have to owe me debts and give me a cow to die."

I shouted loudly and smirked, but my mind was a little bit flustered.

"....... was heard! Absolutely heard!"