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MTL - The Hero Kneels-Chapter 11 Lao Na Fa number reboot
The next day, Ye Dou slowly opened his eyes and let out a faint breath of white air.
Having experienced yesterday's strange incident, he knew that he was too weak now, and he didn't dare to neglect him in the slightest. Instead, he practiced every minute and second.
Under the ascetic cultivation, the pure yang infuriating energy in the body is still growing, but it is still a long way from breaking through the bottleneck. It is estimated that it will take at least a month of practice to break through again.
After getting dressed, Ye Dou went downstairs, ready to go to the shop downstairs to fill his stomach.
As soon as they arrived at the door, they saw that Old Wang was chatting with the restaurant owner next door.
Ye Dou didn't want to disturb the two of them, but when he heard the words "Dead Man's Lane" from Old Wang's mouth, he couldn't help but lean forward.
"Boss Wang also knows about Dead Man's Lane?"
"Well... of course, the alley of the dead is well known here, and more than one person has died in it."
Boss Wang glanced at him: "You shouldn't know, there was a case of food poisoning in the old street outside Deadman Lane last night. About thirty diners were recruited and all were poisoned to death."
"Poisoning case..."
Ye Dou's heart sank.
"Is there a lot of food stalls in the old street outside Dead Man's Lane you said at night?"
"Yes, it's that old street!"
Old Wang nodded and took a deep breath: "I don't know which pervert has no conscience, and secretly poisoned the food of the diners. I heard that many children were poisoned to death. It's really disgraceful."
"I heard that many people died very painfully, and the expression was terrifying."
Ye Dou was silent.
It was like a stone was crushed in my heart.
Immediately, he gritted his teeth, went out and walked towards the old street,
Before entering the old street, he saw a large number of armed police soldiers with live ammunition, and abruptly blocked the old street, and no pedestrians and vehicles were allowed to pass.
"It seems to be a so-called supernatural event again."
Ye Dou knew something.
He observed the surrounding terrain, came to the building complex next to the old street, rode no one around, lucked Dantian, jumped, stepped on the top of the roadside car, and jumped onto the roof of the building.
From a high point of view, the panorama of the old street is unobstructed.
I saw that there were also a large number of armed police soldiers in the alley of the dead. The dead bodies with **** expressions and seven orifices were being carried out by the armed police on stretchers. The corpses included old people and children, men and women.
Definitely not food poisoning!
Because they all died in that alley of the dead.
Ye Dou felt a chill in his heart and couldn't breathe well.
If I hadn't escaped in time last night, wouldn't I have to explain myself in Deadman's Alley?
It seems that there must be a big terror in Deadman's Alley!
Soon the corpses were all carried out, and more than 30 corpses were lined up on the ground, waiting to be transported away by vehicles.
Just as he was about to evacuate, Ye Dou found three people walking out of the alley of the dead. The three were wearing black tights, with tall and straight postures. Their attire and temperament were in sharp contrast with the surrounding armed police. sword.
What are they doing?
Play COSPLAY?
Just as he was wondering, a white soul the size of a grape floated from the alley of the dead. It quickly floated into the soul ring on the index finger of his right hand, and was swallowed by the soul ring, lighting up a tadpole on the soul ring.
Great!
Unexpectedly, you can even make a fortune by coming here!
This is definitely unexpected income.
Could it be that those men in black wiped out the evil spirits?
Ye Dou didn't have time to think about it, because at this moment, the black-clothed woman with a long sword on her back turned to look in his direction, feeling like she was feeling it.
Immediately, he immediately retracted his head, jumped off the roof and slipped away, hiding his merit and fame.
…
Hurrying back to the hotel, Ye Dou saw a fat monk with a bright head and a yellow robe bargaining with Boss Wang there.
The fat monk shouted in a rough voice, "Amitabha Buddha, the benefactor Wang, promised to spend 10,000 yuan to exorcise a ghost once, why have you changed your mind now?"
Boss Wang: "Master rebooting, you also know that the shop has been without income for several months, can't you be cheaper?"
The fat monk pondered slightly, and did not know where to find an electronic calculator, he kept pressing it, and the numbers on it were illuminated: "Well, I see that Boss Wang is kind-hearted, he must have done a lot. Lord of good deeds, speaking of today is the tenth anniversary of my exorcism, I can give you a 22% discount for only 9,800 yuan, the old man will cover you with medicine until the illness is cured, and all the filth will be cleaned up. This price has already Very cheap…”
Master of rebooting?
This number is funny.
Still calling yourself an old man?
The fat monk has thick eyebrows and big eyes, thin skin and tender meat, and looks like he is only in his twenties. Is he calling himself an old man to increase his worth?
The two sides went back and forth with me, and in the sound of haggling, the two sides finally settled on asking the rebooting monk to do things to exorcise the ghosts at the price of 6,666 yuan.
6666?
This number is really auspicious. I didn't expect that the usually stingy Boss Wang would spend so much to exorcise ghosts. It is estimated that this Wang-Grandet's heart is bleeding.
Out of curiosity, Ye Dou also followed the rebooting monk and Boss Wang to Room 13, intending to see how the people who are capable and strange people drive out ghosts, so that he can learn some tricks himself.
After the three of them came to door 13, Boss Wang carefully opened the door.
Who would have thought that the rebooting monk had just stepped into room 13 and suddenly shouted: "Not good!"
Boss Wang trembled violently, and his eggs would be smashed to pieces.
"Big... Master, Master of Rebooting, what happened?"
The rebooting monk folded his hands together and shouted loudly, "Amitabha, the female ghost in the room is so angry, she is really a savage ghost, I have never seen such a powerful female ghost... Wang Shizhu!"
"what?"
"You want to add money!"
The room became very quiet, and the air was about to freeze.
"I'll pay fifty dollars."
"The old man wants to add three thousand."
"Then I'll give you three hundred dollars."
"Do you think Lao Na is a beggar?"
…
The two sides were again spitting on each other, and in the end, with the rebooting monk's vigorous bargaining, the price for exorcism was set at 6,888 yuan.
Looking at this dramatic scene, Ye Dou didn't know what to say.
The two of you are arguing in full swing, where do you put your ghost face? I'd be fine if I'd be a ghost.
Well, the female ghost has been eliminated by herself.
However, this monk is really greedy, and his bargaining skills are high enough. He even knocked down 6,888 yuan from the indomitable Wang Grandet.
It's not easy, it's not easy!
After negotiating the price, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com rebooting monk immediately began to practice.
But the opponent's next move surprised Ye Dou, his chin almost dropped to the ground.
This man took off his bright yellow robe, revealing a body of fat and fat, and the two **** stained with black hair were shaking violently, looking very surprised.
Devil figure!
A word flashed in Ye Dou's mind.
This rebooting monk's breast is definitely bigger than any girl he has ever seen, even those **** stars who claim to have a devilish figure can't compare to this fat monk's breast.
Uh, this picture is really devilish, so devilish that people can't bear to look directly at it.
How can a man's **** grow so big?
Is it the legendary G cup?
no!
My titanium dog is going to be blinded.
Taking a closer look, there are actually many tattoos on this fat body, and I heard the rebooting monk shout: "I am left Arhat, right King Kong, upper Buddha, lower Bodhisattva, evil ghosts die, drink!"
Nima!
You're just revising the black and astringent mantra of Zuo Qinglong and right white tiger, and the upper Suzaku and the lower Xuanwu, okay?
Looking carefully at the tattoos on the fat monk, Ye Dou couldn't help but be dumbfounded. After a while, the tattoos on his body were really Arhats, Bodhisattvas, Buddhas and the like.
It's a pity that the Arhats and Bodhisattvas have all changed shape on this body. As the fat monk's body is fat, it bumps up and down, left and right, and changes shape from time to time.
Hey, it's really hard work, all of you Arhat Bodhisattvas.
The rebooting monk let out a loud roar, then slammed his fist into the air wildly, and then stomped on the floor a few times, making the entire floor roar, and the tables, chairs, and benches shook slightly, as if there was an earthquake.
Stomp and stomp the whole room with you.
Monk, are you an elephant?