Online Game: Crazy Skeleton-Chapter 1273 - 183: Mechanical Divine Beast

"Alright, let me give you guys a heads-up: this is a Mechanism Divine Beast. Don’t freak out when you see it."

Just thinking about the Mechanism Divine Beast that was now his, Su Ran’s mood instantly soared. Even if it wasn’t the top tier, it certainly had to be stronger than a dark-gold pet!

"Pfft, if that’s a divine beast, I’ll call you grandpa," scoffed the big smoker, refusing to believe and urging Su Ran to hurry up and send out the creature’s profile.

Not only did the big smoker feel this way, but the three girls, too, thought it was just a joke. Divine beasts were the ultimate pets, after all. If they were so easy to come by, wouldn’t the streets be crawling with them?

"Sigh, nobody believes the truth these days. Guess I’ll just have to open your eyes," complained Su Ran as he nonchalantly pulled out the mechanism box, opening it without any hesitation.

This process wasn’t like opening a treasure chest or digging a treasure map; the outcome was already determined. Unlike them, Su Ran wasn’t excited but patiently awaited the appearance of the Mechanism Divine Beast.

"Click-clack, click-clack."

The mechanism box slowly opened, and the sounds of mechanical movement followed one after another. The transformation process was drawn out, and this phenomenon only heightened everyone’s expectations. freewёbnoνel.com

"Holy crap, with such a long foreplay, it’s got to be an epic pair of Mechanized Wings!"

The big smoker’s eyes lit up as he excitedly raised his voice. But then, thinking of his own shoddy wooden wings, he sullenly pursed his lips in silence. Ah, forget it, it’s all tears.

"I don’t think it looks like wings. It seems to be an oval-shaped animal. Look, legs are coming out! Huh? Why are the hooves split in two?"

A hint of curiosity flashed in the eyes of the Creamy Youth as she froze upon seeing the fat-headed and big-eared form of the mechanism beast and gasped in surprise, "Is that a pig?"

"Pffft hahaha, you’re right, it does look like a pig. Overturning Water, is this what you called a divine beast? I’m dying of laughter here!"

The big smoker burst out laughing, dramatically clutching his stomach and bending over.

"Overturning Water, did you get scammed? How could that nasty NPC trick you with a pig? That’s just too much!"

Youtong looked indignant but couldn’t hide her smile, even her shoulders were shaking.

"Laugh it up, don’t hold it in," Su Ran said, sighing as he watched the girls. He hadn’t expected the system to play such a prank on him. A bona fide divine beast had turned into this monstrosity, making him lose face!

No wonder that monk was so generous, wagering a divine beast. Now that it had happened, Su Ran had no choice but to accept it.

"Haha, Overturning Water, it’s your fault for making me laugh, not mine, hahaha..."

Following Youtong’s lead, all three girls couldn’t stop giggling, and their laughter temporarily lightened up the morose atmosphere of the main city, even freshening up the surrounding air.

"Laugh all you want, you’ll be surprised later," Su Ran muttered darkly, intently watching the lifeless pig, hoping it would show some spirit in its attributes to shock these blind fools and see if they could keep laughing.

After the pig’s tail was fully formed, the Mechanism Pig’s shape no longer changed, and its eyes gradually came alive as it clumsily climbed up from the ground.

"Snort-snooze, snort-snooze."

The little fat pig rubbed against Su Ran’s leg, its little tail swinging non-stop, exuding an air of joy.

"Aw, this pet pig is so cute!"

Youtong crouched down and admired the pet pig, only forty centimeters in length, and its adorably silly appearance nearly melted her heart.

"Brother Overturning Water, send me the stats. I have to see just how impressive this divine beast’s skills and attributes are!"

The Big Smoker couldn’t help but poke fun at Su Ran, keen to see him become the butt of a joke. In his view, this white and chubby pet pig was nothing special—good for nothing but eating and sleeping, the epitome of a decorative pet!

"Just a sec, let me take a look myself first."

Su Ran himself hardly dared believe that this pig could be a divine beast, but since the Western Monk was willing to wager it, it mustn’t be a mistake. As for its attributes, if they were too poor, there’d be no point in sharing them.

At this moment, Su Ran had an epiphany. It turns out that divine beasts also came in different grades, and this particular pig seemed to be the lowest of the low, dragged around and fawned over by three women, seemingly enjoying every moment without a shred of dignity. Contemptible!

However, this Mechanism Divine Pig didn’t occupy a pet space, which was a point in its favor. Even if it turned out to be a burden, it wouldn’t matter too much.

"Hope this Mechanism pet doesn’t let me down too much..."

Su Ran, clinging to a sliver of hope, opened the pet panel and scrolled to the special Mechanism pet section to check the pig’s attributes.

[Mechanism Divine Pig] (Special) (Bound to player: Skeleton)

Qi Blood: 1500

Attack: 100

Defense: 150

Agility: 3

Active Skills: None.

Passive Skills:

Laziness—Naturally lazy. Agility -1, Defense +10%, immune to knockdown and knockback effects.

Gluttony—Naturally gluttonous. Consumes crafting materials for food, with a chance to permanently increase all attributes by 1-3 points.

Cowardice—Naturally cowardly. Will not attack targets proactively. If dealt a fatal blow, Agility +5, Evasion +5, lasting 30 seconds.

Slothfulness—Recovers 30 Qi Blood per second while sleeping, automatically repairs damaged mechanisms, and has a chance to trigger an invincible status upon sneak attacks, lasting 3 seconds.

Simple Honesty—Won’t be targeted by hate values, enemy’s hit chance -3,

Afraid of Death—Naturally afraid of death. Establishes a life link with up to three allied pets, sharing damage taken. If the pet’s Qi Blood falls below 30%, it can no longer share damage and the life link fails.

Mechanism Body—Embedded with runes, its pigskin has powerful rebound force. Rebound damage is random.

Tianpeng Descending—When the owner faces a lethal threat, the integrated mechanism automatically activates, significantly enhancing the owner’s attributes for 30 seconds.

Note: The Mechanism Divine Pig possesses the bloodline of Tianpeng Marshal.

"Holy moly!"

Su Ran stared dumbfounded at the top-tier divine pig, at a loss for words.

"Laziness, gluttony, slothfulness, cowardice, afraid of death—all these flaws boldly turned into passive skills. Does this pig have no shame?"

Su Ran’s last bit of fantasy shattered on the spot. He had never encountered such an extraordinary divine beast before. Aside from the Tianpeng Descending skill that seemed somewhat impressive, the rest were merely survival skills. The key point was that it had zero active skills, which utterly challenged Su Ran’s worldview.

"Hey, Brother Overturning Water, are you going to share that pig’s attributes or not? Don’t leave me hanging!"

Seeing Su Ran zoning out, the Big Smoker couldn’t resist urging him on, signaling that it was time to get on with it.

"In for a penny, in for a pound!"

This divine pig was after all connected to the Tianpeng Marshal. It might earn some brownie points, at least enough not to be too humiliating. Su Ran steeled his heart and sent out a screenshot of the pig’s attributes.