Prodigal System in the Flourishing City-Chapter 1272: Hahahahaha

Although Lu Xiaobu wasn’t interested in cultivation, he was very keen on robbing treasures from abroad!

However, the old venom clearly realized this and quickly mumbled, "Ah, nothing, nothing."

Damn, cold sweat was running down his back!

He almost told Lu Xiaobu about it.

Yeah, although Lu Xiaobu is an Honorary Master, he isn’t a real Grandmaster.

Moreover, with the 4G technology in hand, what country would dare to righteously refuse him entry?!

If you dare block my path in reality, I’ll dare block your path online.

So, when Lu Xiaobu, who isn’t a Grandmaster but possesses Grandmaster-level strength and has a strong desire for Western treasures, entered that country...

What would happen?!

Unimaginable!

It’s possible he could destroy heaven and earth!

Not an exaggeration!

So, the old venom kept silent, not daring to say anything more.

"Forget it, forget it." Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes, "Makes me seem like a thief." 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚

"You’re not a thief, you’re a bandit!" Ye Changsheng rolled his eyes and said.

"Tch! Even if I’m a bandit, so what? Those things belong to others; do you need to guard them?" Lu Xiaobu continued rolling his eyes.

"Of course, we’re not afraid! We’re terrified! After two or three times, the East and West would go to war, a life-and-death one at that!" the old venom chimed in.

"Is that necessary?" Lu Xiaobu sighed.

"Very necessary! We firmly believe you have that capability! If you wish!" said the old venom sincerely.

Thus, the topic came to a temporary end.

Next, the old venom explained to all the Grandmasters, but there’s no need to elaborate on that.

Ultimately, after much discussion and deliberation, it was decided that each Grandmaster could send someone for cultivation every three months, either themselves or someone under them.

However, the cultivation time is only one month.

All the Grandmasters agreed and were satisfied with this decision; it was a decent measure.

Of course, you can’t compare with Lu Xiaobu; after all, he was one of the orchestrators of this matter, so having some privileges was expected.

They understood, but their subordinates did not.

Thus, such scenarios frequently occurred over the following year.

"Li Jin bro, I’m leaving! Not sure when we’ll meet again."

Li Jin: "No worries, no worries, you go! I’ll be here whenever you return!"

Or perhaps...

"Hey, Li Jin bro, you have no idea! I had battles galore in the sect just to get this spot! Bet you had a Blood Battle as well!"

Li Jin: "Uh... Blood Battle? Does catching two thieves yesterday count?"

...

Indeed, in the future, Li Jinyi became the target of criticism among all Jianghu martial artists!

Why do we fight to the death, while Li Jin gets to come and go freely?

Of course, this is a later story.

For now, those Jianghu affairs temporarily have nothing to do with Lu Xiaobu.

After leaving Li Jin in the Medicine King Valley, the group set off on their return journey.

However, when leaving, Lu Xiaobu noticed that Zhang Meng didn’t look right.

"What’s wrong?" Lu Xiaobu asked.

"Young Master, I’ve been played!"

Zhang Meng looked very unhappy.

"By who? Li Jin?" Lu Xiaobu laughed, "How did he play you?"

He knew Zhang Meng and Li Jin had a fight, but he didn’t witness it.

However, from Zhang Meng’s appearance, it seemed more than just losing a fight!

"That... that guy, he... he!" Zhang Meng found it hard to say, "In a normal fight, I’m not scared, but that kid suddenly used some move called Tentacle Monster!"

"He made those plants on his head grow wildly, and while I was fighting him up close, I got caught off guard, then they just kept growing and tangling around me!"

"And that’s not the worst of it!" Zhang Meng said through gritted teeth, his face even turned red!

"And then! And then!" Lu Xiaobu was thrilled, Li Jin made Zhang Meng’s face turn red?! What shameful move did he use?!

"He! He! He! Played a movie in front of me!" Zhang Meng was practically squeezing each word out, he was really embarrassed to say it!

"What movie?" Lu Xiaobu was getting excited!

"A... a cartoon kind, with many tentacles, and girls!" Zhang Meng’s face was burning!

"Pfft! Hahahaha!" Lu Xiaobu burst into laughter, pounding the table like crazy!

This Li Jin, after lying in bed for so long and being ’humiliated’ by Zhang Meng for so long, finally let loose!

You’ve all guessed what kind of film Li Jin played, haven’t you?!

The kind of R-rated tentacle cartoon!

Imagine the scene, Li Jin tying up Zhang Meng, and playing such a cartoon for him, no matter how shameless Zhang Meng is, he surely felt very embarrassed!

Damn! What a hilarious situation! Haha!

Truly daring of Li Jin to play like that!

The little flirt was also laughing heartily, not caring about any ladylike image.

She was even browsing her own collection, hoping to find the one Zhang Meng watched, to tease him further!

Lu’s father kept coughing, pretending he didn’t understand anything!

Zhang Meng, hearing Lu Xiaobu’s laughter, almost wished for the ground to swallow him up, but since there was no ground crack in the car and he had to drive, he awkwardly changed the topic:

"Actually, that move was quite strong! I had suspected Li Jin deliberately kept the plants there! Now I’m more certain!"

"In a surprise scenario, it could even hold up a Grandmaster for a few seconds!"

Zhang Meng seriously said.

These were his heartfelt words, and he indeed found it quite strong!

Delaying a Grandmaster for a few seconds!

It’s an incredible trick!

If he becomes stronger and they work together, they might even stand a chance against a Grandmaster!

After all this time, he finally dared to say this; it wasn’t easy!

"Oh, right, what happened in the end?" Lu Xiaobu wasn’t about to let the topic change.

The reason he’s been tangled in Jianghu affairs lately is, firstly, for his family’s safety, and secondly, to satisfy these two guys.

The actual fighting itself, he doesn’t care about.

What? In today’s Jianghu, would any Grandmaster dare stare him down?

So, he’s more concerned with the outcome between the two.

"The outcome, the outcome was I stuffed his fist into his mouth! It’s still stuck there!" Zhang Meng said through gritted teeth.

Indeed, it wasn’t a joke, it was truly jammed in!

Anyway, with Li Jin’s strong recovery capability, there’s no worry over such injuries!

"Hahahaha!" Lu Xiaobu laughed even harder, hahahaha!

Truly Zhang Meng’s style, hahahaha!