Rebirth: Pampered by the Lord-Chapter 2035: Shooting Yourself in the Foot

Even though he had tried to tread lightly, the crisp sound of footsteps on leaves was still quite obvious. After walking just a few dozen meters, he heard the Weirdo’s chilly voice: "Brother, where are you going?"

Upon hearing this, Celestial Master Zhang froze completely, one foot suspended in mid-air before slowly putting it down again. Suddenly, for reasons unknown, he mustered all his strength, spread his legs, and sprinted forward, desperately trying to escape the Weirdo and the wolf.

"If you take another step, do you believe you might not need your two legs anymore?" The Weirdo’s icy voice sounded again.

At this point, Celestial Master Zhang had already run about two to three hundred meters away. Even though he was clearly far from the Weirdo, the voice still seemed to ring right beside his ears, making them buzz.

Finally away from them, who cares! Celestial Master Zhang kept running with all his might. Suddenly, it was as if something tripped him up, and he couldn’t control himself as he fell to the ground...

"Ah...!"

Celestial Master Zhang let out a miserable scream. Just as he was about to get up and run again, he looked up and met a pair of sinister eyes, which startled him. He stammered, "You... you... what do you want to do?"

"I should be asking you! No one is chasing you, so why are you running?" Somehow the Weirdo had blocked his way, and those sinister eyes were staring at him, a far cry from the kindly demeanor from before.

"I want to go home!" Celestial Master Zhang was out of breath from running.

"Didn’t I say I’d send you out? What are you in such a hurry for?"

"Thanks, brother, but no need to trouble you. I can go myself."

"Meeting is destiny, why be so polite?"

After saying this, the Weirdo didn’t care whether Celestial Master Zhang was willing or not, he grabbed his pant leg with his mouth and started dragging him backward at high speed.

Celestial Master Zhang felt dizzy and disoriented, with the wind rushing past his ears and his head occasionally bumping into obstacles, the pain making him grimace. Just when it felt like his head was about to explode from the collisions, the Weirdo finally stopped.

"Xiao Hei, watch him, don’t let him run." The Weirdo released Celestial Master Zhang’s pant leg from his mouth and said to the wolf beside them.

"Awoo...!" The wolf happily trotted over and guarded next to Celestial Master Zhang.

Celestial Master Zhang was in a miserable state, having just been dragged by the Weirdo along the path, his head battered and bleeding, his entire body in excruciating pain.

"Ouch! Ouch! This is killing me." Celestial Master Zhang lay on the ground and continuously cried out in pain. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

The Weirdo lay under a tree, coldly saying, "This is all your own doing. I told you not to run, but you just had to. Who can you blame? You won’t understand the rules until you eat a little bitterness."

Celestial Master Zhang felt utterly tragic inside, who had he offended, or what had he done to deserve such a fate?

"Brother, we have no enmity, why are you treating me like this?"

"Who’s to blame for your bad luck, ending up in my territory?"

"Didn’t you say you’d send me away just now?"

"I’ve changed my mind now."

"Why?" Celestial Master Zhang covered the wound on his forehead, which was bleeding nonstop, feeling utterly broken inside. After being dragged by the Weirdo, he felt like he had lost half his life.

Weirdo: "Because the roast rabbit you cooked was too delicious, I decided that from today on, you will be the chef for me and Xiao Hei."

Upon hearing this, Celestial Master Zhang nearly spat blood. He, a dignified national Heavenly Master, had fallen to the point of becoming a cook for a Weirdo and a wolf; wasn’t this too demoralizing? At this moment, he was filled with regret, wishing he hadn’t helped them roast the rabbit in the first place. Now it felt like he had truly shot himself in the foot.