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Reborn to Become A Queen: The Real Heiress's Comeback-Chapter 244: Sorry to interrupt the two of you... please, continue!
Chapter 244: Chapter 244: Sorry to interrupt the two of you... please, continue!
On the bed, Mu Yan’s hands were bound, his collar wide open, and he lay half-reclining with a face that looked ripe for the picking.
Zhan Lan had one hand pressing down on his hands and held a writing brush in the other, seemingly about to do something, while her cheeks flushed abnormally red, her whole body straddling Mu Yan.
Huang Gun’s face was full of excitement as he chuckled, "Sorry, I’ve walked into the wrong tent by mistake! Didn’t mean to interrupt your fun... Carry on!"
Before Zhan Lan could speak, Huang Gun ran out.
She lowered her head to see Mu Yan barely holding back a laugh, looking at her with a suggestive gaze, "Well, now even jumping into the Yellow River won’t wash this away."
Zhan Lan: "..."
After leaving Zhan Lan’s tent, Huang Gun found a secluded spot and let out a shriek like a rooster.
So Lord Mu had quietly come to visit Zhan Lan, and what the two of them were doing just now, was there any need to ask?
"Our Main General is quite the player, engaging in some bondage play, and spicing things up with a writing brush, wow, really an eye-opener..."
Huang Gun, with a foxtail grass in his mouth, had an exhilarated expression on his face.
No wonder, after all, General Zhan had been in the military for two and a half years, she needed to address her personal needs; after all, she couldn’t visit the brothel like men could!
"Huang Gun!"
Zhan Lan came out of the tent in search of him and saw Huang Gun’s sleazy expression.
Upon hearing Zhan Lan’s voice, Huang Gun bowed respectfully, "Main General!"
Zhan Lan approached and said in a volume only they could hear, "Don’t talk nonsense, there’s nothing between me and Lord Mu!"
Huang Gun earnestly replied, "I understand."
Zhan Lan looked at his eyes which seemed to have seen through everything, and felt he didn’t understand at all.
"We were just messing around just now. Don’t fill your head with nonsense, and don’t spread it to anyone else. He’s leaving tomorrow," Zhan Lan said with a more serious expression.
"Don’t worry, Main General, my lips are sealed!" Huang Gun pinched his own mouth, making a reassuring expression.
Zhan Lan patted his shoulder heavily and walked away.
The "lips sealed" Huang Gun returned to his own tent and spilled the beans to Xiao Chen.
He was jumping up and down, describing the scene vividly, "You have no idea, they were really burning with passion..."
"Shut up!" Xiao Chen glared at him with annoyance, "The Main General is not that kind of person, they were just fooling around as friends. Talk too much, and watch your teeth!"
Huang Gun pouted, "Where have you seen friends who play together on the bed?"
Xiao Chen gave him a sidelong glance.
Huang Gun said with both excitement and eagerness, "Actually, I hope the Main General and Lord Mu end up together. It’s hard for Zhan Lan, a woman, to fight in wars like us men, it’s tough for her! She deserves the most handsome man in Nanjin! No... the most handsome man in the world!"
Xiao Chen sighed and walked out.
Huang Gun called after him, "Hey hey, where are you going? This is your tent!"
As Xiao Chen stepped out, he saw Vermilion Bird standing guard not far from Zhan Lan’s tent. Vermilion Bird nodded with a smile as a greeting.
After all, they were comrades who had swatted mosquitoes and fought wolves together.
Thinking of the time Vermilion Bird smacked his buttocks, Xiao Chen felt immense shame and muttered under his breath, "Shameless."
Huang Gun poked his head out of the tent and saw the exchange of glances between Xiao Chen and Vermilion Bird, and with Xiao Chen’s recent words, he began to let his imagination run wild again. ƒгeewёbnovel.com
"Big Brother Vermilion Bird!" Huang Gun said with a big grin as he grabbed Xiao Chen’s arm, "It’s time to eat, let’s go have a meal together!"
Vermilion Bird, without Mu Yan’s permission, dared not move.
Mu Yan, inside Zhan Lan’s tent, heard Huang Gun’s voice; he had wanted to have a private meal with Zhan Lan!
So he partially opened the door and waved his hand towards Vermilion Bird, signaling him to go.
Left with no choice, Vermilion Bird went to have lunch with Huang Gun and Xiao Chen.
With Xiao Chen in a sour mood, he didn’t lift his head once during the meal, while Huang Gun looked at the straight-backed, stoic Vermilion Bird and asked, "Big Brother Vermilion Bird, why are there bruises all over your neck and hands?"
Vermilion Bird hadn’t started to speak yet when Xiao Chen looked towards Huang Gun with a cold voice, "Eat your food."
Huang Gun turned his gaze to Xiao Chen and suddenly noticed that even his neck, more fair-skinned than that of an average man, bore red welts, and his hands as well.
His mind whirred into action as he looked at the unsettled Xiao Chen.
Huang Gun’s lips twitched fiercely, Oh my god, these two, it couldn’t possibly be!
They’ve got something going on! Two men, haha, it’s really like building a house by the sea, the waves crashing right at home!
Vermilion Bird earnestly explained, "Last night in the valley, General Xiao and I were waiting for Master and got bitten by mosquitoes."
"Oh!" Huang Gun looked at him, his face showing a knowing expression, then he raised his eyebrows and thought to himself: If you two are innocent, why bother explaining anything to me!
Xiao Chen glanced at Huang Gun, "Finish eating and go back to training quickly. Next time the enemy army chases you down, I won’t save you!"
Huang Gun rolled his eyes, "I also don’t understand why they always chase after me, those arrows going clack clack shooting towards my dear behind!"
Vermilion Bird asked curiously, "Why?"
"You tell me... What do you think I said about their Deputy General?" Xiao Chen looked at Huang Gun speechlessly.
Huang Gun thought for a moment and said gravely, "I just said the enemy’s Deputy General was bare-assed grinding at the mill, shamelessly running in circles!"
"What else?" Xiao Chen put down his chopsticks.
"Also, that the toad’s after the frog, ugly as sin and playing the field!"
Vermilion Bird: "..."
The next morning, Mu Yan set off to escort Xie Yu back to Ding’an City, and due to public affairs Zhan Lan couldn’t see him off, so she had Huang Gun take her place.
Huang Gun escorted Mu Yan to the official road, and Mu Yan looked at him and said, "From now on, please take more care of my Lan’er. If any inexplicable man tries to approach her, you’ll get a thousand taels of silver for the news."
Upon hearing this, Huang Gun thought, Ah, Lord Seal Keeper now considers me one of his own!
Previously, he was jealous when Lord Seal Keeper and Xiao Chen quietly spoke to each other, but now there’s no need, everyone’s family!
"Rest assured, Lord Seal Keeper, I’m looking forward to drinking to the joy of you both!" Huang Gun said.
Hearing him say so, Mu Yan was in high spirits, "If Lan’er is willing to marry me, you’ll sit at the main table."
Huang Gun was pleasantly surprised and patted his chest, "Rest assured, Lord Seal Keeper!"
His heart was stirred; having the powerful Lord Mu’s trust in the court was such a fortunate thing.
Although others said that Lord Seal Keeper was a treacherous official, he didn’t think so. How many upright officials were there in today’s court? The court is corrupt, and those called traitors might not truly be traitors!
He watched as Mu Yan’s carriage disappeared over the horizon. Blissfully, Huang Gun said, "Ah, handsome men like us are just appreciative of one another! It’s exactly like the saying, ’When monkeys defecate, it’s still monkey feces!’"
In the following three months, the Brave Army continuously defeated the Beiyue army.
Moreover, with the Beiyue Emperor’s demise and the ascension of the second prince to the throne, who sought to consolidate his position, he released Ye Xiuhan’s mother and sister.
Therefore, Ye Xiuhan led a hundred thousand soldiers back to the Great Capital to help him eliminate the other princes.
At the same time, Zhan Lan received the imperial edict summoning her back to the capital.
The two nations ceased fire, and Zhan Lan left her four Deputy Generals at Heifeng Pass just in case.
Especially Xiao Chen, in Zhan Lan’s absence, he acted as the Main General.
Zhan Lan, astride her Ferghana horse, with Huang Gun and Dugu Yan along with a thousand soldiers, sped along the official road back to Ding’an City, her thoughts flying.
Some things in this and her past life had changed, such as Ye Xiuhan not dying, such as Li Sui, one of her former three Deputy Generals, failing to appear.
And after Xie Yu was imprisoned, Huang Gun became a Deputy General.
Through nearly three years of trials, Zhan Lan had shed the youthful look on her face, growing fully into a cold, ruthless, and decisively killing female general.
Feeling the whistling wind pass by her ears, she has returned to Ding’an City; there are some grudges, some people, that she must settle one by one!