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SSS-Rank Poop Shoveler Spirit-Chapter 110: "I Don’t See Sh*t"
Everything happened so fast that everyone was stunned for a split second before the young people's faces turned purple and pale.
Some even almost retched on the spot.
"Ugh! Ugh! What the hell— "
The young men and women were so scared that they huddled together, their spirits surrounding them in the middle.
Even Castra was so shocked that he stood rooted in place, his legs trembling.
Damn it. He didn't see the whole scene clearly, but, but...
Castra was already afraid to see the aftermath so he quickly stuck close to Mario.
"Mario, ask anyone who has a barrier skill to use it! Hurry!!"
Castra knew he couldn't protect those who strayed off the main group, but at least they couldn't be wiped out here!
Mario scrambled to ask the summoners around, but no one has a spirit with a barrier skill.
"Not a single one?? Among so many spirits??"
What kind of bad luck is this??
"U-uh, our spirits have the barrier skill, but they're still cooling down!"
A few summoners spoke up with tears in their eyes.
In the background, the ear-piercing screams of the people who got separated from the main group continued to echo, sending chills down everyone's spine.
Mario's face was already devoid of any color while his natal spirit kept shooting fire arrows, hoping that the fairies wouldn't rush to their group.
But no matter what, the explosion just now only killed a handful of fairies with the rest immediately pouncing on people.
The fairies were too small and their bodies dissipated upon the explosion, leaving nothing behind.
But their sheer numbers alone was enough to kill all of them here.
"Master, my skills are cooling down, " Archie suddenly recalled.
The other long-range shooter spirits also ran out of their skills one after another, their faces darkening.
They had killed maybe thousands of those fairies, but they kept popping up, as if the entire fairies residing in the Elven Forest came out just to attack them!
"Meow, meow, there can't be so many fairies in the Elven Forest, meow!"
Garfin wagged his tail irritably, his danger alarm stung a little and a sense of foreboding crept in his heart.
He had a feeling that these fairies were abnormalities, just like the demonic Man-eating plants before.
They...looked more like demons than the beautiful fairies he knew!
Should he help these humans? Hmm, but the spirit world would immediately notice and lock him up again...
Just when all hope seemed to be lost, Castra saw a skill lighting up in his D-rank skill list, a new skill that he had just obtained.
[I Don't See Sh*t]
[As long as one is covered in sh*t, they can't be seen or sensed for 10 minutes.]
[The effect will be cut in half for those a rank higher than the skill user]
Castra's eyes instantly lit up.
This is what he needed!
Castra quickly picked up Dudu while speaking to Mario,
"Quick! Quick! Pick any kind of sh*t and cover yourself with it!"
"W-what?? Are you kidding me— "
"I'm serious! Tell your people to do that too— achoo! Hurry! I have a skill that can help us, achoo! Achoo!"
Castra urged Mario as he collected Dudu's precious poop and smeared it on his body without hesitation.
Just smearing his hands counted as "covered in sh*t", what a great deal!
Seeing that Castra only smeared his hands and not his whole body, Mario breathed a sigh of relief and quickly asked his people to do the same.
"Find any kind of sh*t around you! Hurry!"
While the spirits were keeping the fairies from approaching them, the summoners were searching for sh*ts with bewildered faces.
What the hell? Why do they have to find sh*t and, and cover their hands with it??
Isn't that disgusting??
A few youngsters, especially those who disliked Mario, didn't feel like obeying, but hearing that the strange summon spirit had a unique skill related to sh*t, they could only hold back their nausea and put on the scattered sh*ts they found onto their hands.
Thankfully, the Elven Forest did have many natural sh*ts so in less than a few minutes, everyone's hands were already covered in sh*t.
It was at this time that Castra remembered—
Why didn't he smear the sh*t on his shoes instead?
Why did it have to be in his hands??
Poo, who saw through Castra's thoughts, immediately started laughing like a goose.
[Kyak! Kyak! Kyak! Host, I think you just love *beep* too much— ]
Beep. [I'm Lovin Sh*t passive skill is triggered.]
!!
"Ahhhh!!! No, no, stoppp— "
In front of the whole group, Castra looked at his sh*It covered hands with heart-shaped pupils, his whole face turning red with excitement.
"Ahhh, this smell! This color! This type! Amazing, amazing! What a masterpiece~"
Shudders.
The youngsters felt a chill down their spines and swore they had to stay away from that spirit.
He's crazy!!
Mario was also fuming at Castra's strange behaviour but he didn't dare to scold this precious ancestor anymore.
"Okay, okay, quit fooling around! Hurry! Use whatever skill you said before!"
Castra was still grinning like an idiot, wishing he could kiss the sh*t, but his inner self protected his last purity and quickly cast the skill.
"I don't see sh*t!"
Before Mario and the others could drop their jaws at the strange skill name, the spirit world's notification rang first.
Beep. [I Don't See Sh*t skill is activated.]
The next second, the youngsters saw their bodies slowly becoming invisible, starting from the part that was covered by sh*t all the way to their entire body! 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢
Then, a varying countdown appeared right in front of them.
[05:00]
[10:00]
Most of the youngsters were C-rank summoners so the skill only worked for five minutes.
As for the big bosses Garfin and Crowie? They didn't even smear sh*t in the first place.
The moment the countdown appeared, the berserking fairies paused for a split second, losing sight of their targets.
Seeing this, Mario immediately shouted,
"Everyone— "
"Run!!!"
Dash!







