The Civil Servant's Job is to Raise The Furries!-Chapter 239 - 238: Straight Men’s Outfit Matching and Photography Skills

Chapter 239: Chapter 238: Straight Men’s Outfit Matching and Photography Skills

A garish red-green patterned coat was dramatically yanked out, the deathly color combination was exceptionally eye-catching.

Fox Sansan was instantly frozen in place.

Its ears flatted with a "snap", its pupils turning into a thin line, even the whiskers by its mouth trembled.

The elegant little silk scarf drooped lifelessly, as if it had been struck by lightning.

[Barrage: Hahahahaha help!]

[Sansan: Who am I, where am I, what did I just see?]

[The show crew is so mean to have hidden this here among the clothes!]

She incredulously tossed the coat to the ground and stubbornly continued searching.

The results were that every two or three pretty dresses revealed another fashion disaster:

A fluorescent pink bow hairpin, with a very plastic feel;

A leopard print scarf with rhinestones, tacky to the max;

Multicolored sequin lantern pants...

The ultimate was a pair of cotton pants covered in meme faces, with the words "Unrivaled Beauty" on it.

Fox Sansan’s expression changed from shock to despair, finally becoming entirely disheartened.

It slumped down among the pile of clothes, pawing at the liver-red silk scarf, its gaze dead as if disillusioned with the world.

Xu Ying shook with laughter: "It seems our fashion icon faces some... um... challenges today?"

Fox Sansan suddenly sprang up, swiftly shoving all the ugly clothes to the bottom of the rack.

But the slight twitch of its mouth and the wary glances it kept stealing toward the rack’s underside betrayed its inner trauma.

[Sansan’s Inner Thoughts: The big brothers won’t all pick those ugly clothes, right? Please, no!]

[How can they do this to our starlet?]

The three handsome assistant presenters had different reactions upon learning they were to style Fox Sansan for a photoshoot.

Qi Xiao raised an eyebrow in surprise, his gaze moving to the dazzling array of clothes before him, sinking into silence.

Chen Su calmly looked at his phone, but unseen was an open pet dog fashion tutorial.

Ning Zexi confidently smirked: "Hahaha, this is my domain; you two are surely going to lose!"

"Since I was a kid, people praised me for having artistic germs!"

The barrage burst into laughter!

[Pfft, what artistic germs, it should be artistic cells!]

[It’s over, the more confident Ning Zexi is, the more unreliable it seems!]

Xu Ying stood before the live broadcast camera, holding a stopwatch, her face carrying a sly smile: "Viewers, welcome to today’s main event—Fox Sansan’s Afternoon Tea Fashion Photoshoot Challenge!"

She sidestepped to reveal a row of exquisite little dresses, hair accessories, and adornments, as well as West Village milk powder and yogurt nuggets spread across a table—

"These are the products to be featured in the photos later."

"The rules are simple!" Xu Ying raised a finger and playfully winked, "The three guys need to independently style Sansan within three minutes and complete the photoshoot within two!"

"Here’s the catch!"

She raised her voice, "No communicating with Fox Sansan throughout the process! No asking others for opinions! It’s all up to their aesthetic sense and observation skills!"

Xu Ying cheerfully added: "Finally, the online audience will vote on which photo set looks the best! The winning team will receive—"

She deliberately drew out her words, "A whole box of yogurt nuggets and a 10-yuan discount coupon for supporters!"

Qi Xiao was up first.

He calmly walked to the rack, his slender fingers gently brushing over a row of dresses, his eyes steady and focused.

—He couldn’t ask Fox Sansan what it liked, but he could observe its reactions.

Having spent so much time with Little Ear Fox and the cubs, Qi Xiao was pretty much watching them grow up, and had great rapport with the five little ones.

Qi Xiao picked up a light pink little Chanel-style dress, stealing a glance at Fox Sansan—

Its ears perked slightly, the tip of its tail gently wagging.

"Hmm, let’s go with this one!"

He selected a pearl necklace and a lace headband, and Fox Sansan’s eyes noticeably lit up.

[Brother Qi is really good at this! Did he secretly research Sansan’s preferences?]

[This level of rapport is just amazing!]

But trouble arose during the photo-shoot segment.

Qi Xiao had Fox Sansan sit at the afternoon tea table set with West Village milk powder and yogurt nuggets, raising his omi phone and adjusting the angle—

Click!

The photo appeared, and the room went silent.

—Deathly overhead shot angle.

Fox Sansan’s stunning visage was captured as a giant face that occupied the entire frame, while the meticulously placed milk powder and yogurt nuggets only had a blurry corner showing.

Fox Sansan: "...Squeak? (Translation: Are you serious?)"

It turned its back, unwilling to deal with its naive "dad" Qi Xiao for a minute.

The barrage cracked up:

[Hahahaha Brother Qi’s straight-man photography skills struck again!]

[Sansan: Is my face really that big??]

[It’s over, perfect rapport but zero photography skills!]

Qi Xiao looked at the photo, a rare trace of awkwardness appearing as he cleared his throat: "...Reshoot?"

Xu Ying held back her laugh: "Time’s up! Next group!"

Qi Xiao gazed helplessly at Fox Sansan’s puffed-up tail, which had turned into a dandelion.

He quietly told Xu Ying: "You’d better soothe Sansan for me later."

He knew very well how much Fox Sansan loved its beauty.

Xu Ying smiled and gave an OK sign: "Got it, got it. Don’t worry, Sansan could never hate you."

It was the second group’s turn.

Chen Su approached expressionlessly, scanning the rack and directly picking—

A little black leather skirt, very cool.

Fox Sansan: "...?"

[I’m a cute little princess!!]

Chen Su also selected a silver studded choker and cool mini sunglasses.

Fox Sansan’s tail stiffened, its eyes filled with doubt.

The barrage was puzzled:

[Is Captain Chen going for a biker girl vibe?]

[Sansan: I’m an elegant starlet, not a rebellious delinquent!]

[Got it, Captain Chen’s thinking from a boy’s outfit perspective.]

But time was short, Chen Su gave it no chance to protest, directly placing Fox Sansan in the photoshoot area, adjusting the placement of milk powder and yogurt nuggets, and raised his phone—

Click!

As the photo appeared, everyone was stunned.

—Unexpectedly stylish:

The cool outfit paired with Fox Sansan’s disillusioned expression gave off a rebellious chic of a fashion editorial.

The background milk powder and yogurt nuggets were smartly blurred, highlighting the products without stealing focus.

Barrage exploded:

[Holy crap! Captain Chen’s photo is surprisingly good? I was worried he’d shoot it like a mugshot or prison note.]

[Sansan: Forced to operate.jpg]

[Such composition, such lighting, does police academy teach photography??]

Fox Sansan looked at the photo, its gaze complicated: "...Squeak. (Translation: Alright, barely acceptable.)"

It was the third group’s turn.

Ning Zexi enthusiastically rushed over: "Finally my turn! Let me show you true artistry!"

He directly grabbed—

A fluorescent green puffed skirt + multicolored sequin headband + leopard print capelet.

Fox Sansan turned to run!

But Ning Zexi was quick, scooping it up: "Sansan don’t be afraid! Trust me!"

"This year’s retro millennium style is in!"

Fox Sansan desperately kicked its paws.

The barrage held their breath for Sansan.

[Sansan: Save me, save me!]

[This combo, eye-popping... Please spare the child!]

[Ning Zexi go home, don’t let your artistic germs contaminate our Sanbao!]