The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 43: cbl

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Chapter 43: cbl

"KIEEEEK!"

The peaceful silence of the forest was shattered by the screech of what sounded like a dying chicken. Suddenly, the bushes exploded.

Six green, pint-sized runts with noses the size of cucumbers and rusty shivs jumped onto the road. Goblins. The roaches of the fantasy world. Rank E trash, but enough to ruin a picnic.

Arthur’s head snapped up.

"Ambush! I sense... six... no, seven hostile intents! Kaizen! Get back!"

The blind hero drew his sword with a dramatic flourish, turning his back to the enemy and facing a large fern.

"You have no combat experience! You are a civilian! Stay behind us! I will handle this!"

Kaizen blinked as if Arthur has already forgotten who defeated those demonic priests. That too single handedly.

He looked at the trembling, snot-nosed goblins. He could probably kill them all by sneezing too hard.

But then he looked at Seraphina, who was raising her hands to cast a spell, her leather-clad ass stretched tight as she took a combat stance.

A wicked idea formed.

"Oh no! Goblins! They look so scary! I’m terrified!"

Kaizen threw his hands up in mock terror and dove for cover. Specifically, he dove right behind Seraphina. Obviously he should hide behind the safest and fluffiest defense, right?

"Princess! Save me! I’m just a fragile summon!"

He wrapped his arms around her waist, pressing his chest flush against her back. He practically glued himself to her, burying his face in the crook of her neck.

"Get off me!"

Seraphina shrieked, trying to shake him off while charging a wind spell. What the fuck is this guy doing? Is he seriously taking advantage of her right now?

"You are stronger than these goblins! You have enough mana to nuke this forest! Let go!"

"I can’t! My legs have turned to jelly! I’m quivering! Can’t you feel me quivering?"

He was indeed shaking. But it wasn’t fear. He was suppressing a laugh, and conveniently, the rhythmic shaking involved him grinding his hips into her leather-clad buttocks.

’This isn’t quivering! This is dry humping!’

Seraphina’s face burned. She could feel everything. The friction of the leather, the heat of his body, and the very distinct outline of his ’sword’ pressing into her tailbone.

How rude! She was a freaking princess and he was lowly rat. How dare he rub his dirty sword against her!

She looked at her poor, innocent love, who was so oblivious about the matter and was even raising his sword against the wrong direction.

"Arthur! He’s... he’s clinging to me!"

"Good! Let him cling!"

Arthur yelled, swinging his sword wildly at the fern, decimating the innocent plant.

"He is seeking comfort in a time of crisis! Protect him, Princess! Be his shield!"

"I am trying to be the shield, you idiot!"

A goblin lunged at her, screeching.

"Wind Blade!"

Seraphina swung her arm. A sharp gust of green wind sliced through the air... and missed the goblin by a mile because Kaizen chose that exact moment to squeeze her waist.

"Kyaah~~"

"Whoops. Slippery fingers."

"You did that on purpose!"

She was sure! This guy is trying to sabotage the mission!!

The goblin, realizing the blind guy was fighting a plant and the girl was wrestling her own teammate, saw an opening. It leaped, dagger raised.

"Eek!" Seraphina flinched.

"Steady now, darling. Let me guide your aim."

Kaizen’s voice dropped to a husky whisper right in her ear. He moved his hands from her waist down to her hips, his thumbs digging into the soft flesh. He pulled her flush against his groin, stabilizing her stance.

"Release it... now."

He gave her hips a sharp, suggestive jerk forward.

Driven by instinct (and the sudden jolt to her pelvis), Seraphina unleashed a massive blast of wind.

WHOOSH.

The spell connected. The goblin didn’t just die; it was launched into the stratosphere, screaming like a deflating balloon.

"Nice shot! You really blew him away. Heh."

Kaizen didn’t let go. He kept "stabilizing" her, his hands kneading her hips while she panted, flushed and angry.

"I got one!" Arthur shouted triumphantly from the bushes, holding up a severed tree branch. "The leader is down! I felt his bones snap!"

"Great job, Artie! You showed that tree who’s boss!" Kaizen cheered, resting his chin on Seraphina’s shoulder, taking a deep sniff of her hair. "Man, combat is exhausting. I need a nap. Preferably right here."

Seraphina stood there, chest heaving, leather creaking, with a goblin-slaying wind spell dissipating in her hand and a pervert attached to her back like a koala.

’I hate this quest. I really, really hate this quest.’

The remaining five goblins regrouped, chittering angrily at the sight of their comrade being launched into orbit.

They fanned out, two heading for Seraphina, and three creeping toward Arthur, who was currently putting a commendable headlock on a particularly aggressive rhododendron bush.

"Die, foul beast! Your thorny hide is no match for justice!" Arthur roared, wrestling the shrub to the ground.

"Arthur! Behind you!"

Seraphina tried to pivot, to unleash a wind scythe and save her beloved from the goblins creeping up on his blindside.

But she couldn’t move. She was anchored.

Kaizen had dropped to his knees behind her, his arms wrapped tight around her thighs, effectively immobilizing her legs.

"Kaizen! Let go of my legs! I need to move!"

"I can’t! The terror! It’s weakened my knees! I need support!"

And then, he buried his face. Right there. Between the twin cheeks of her ass.

Through the thin, sweat-slicked leather, she felt the distinct pressure of his nose diving into her crack. He inhaled deeply, loudly, a vacuum-seal noise against her seat. SNNNNNFFFFFFKK.

"OH MY GODS!"

Seraphina shrieked, her concentration shattering. The wind spell fizzled in her hand. The sensation of hot breath dampening the leather right over her bare tailbone sent a jolt of electricity straight to her clitoris.

’What! The! Fuck!’

That was the only thought on her mind. How could someone be this downbad! How could a normal human being can become such a foul beast.

Inhaling scent from the buttock! Who do it?!

She know what’s sex is. She got that education long ago. But it was just putting stuff here and there and sowing some seeds to generate the next generation. Nothing fancy and all. But this...

She had initially thought that was exactly what he wanted too but what the fuck is this?! Why is he even doing this?!

"Stwaaaaap~~ Its dirty!"

Indeed it was dirty right. Its her ass, for godsake! Who would want to smell some place where poo is coming out!

"It smells like... victory down here, Princess," Kaizen muffled into her ass, giving her right cheek a wet nuzzle.

"KIEK!" A goblin leaped at her face.

Seraphina instinctively threw up a wind barrier, blasting the creature back. Her breath was hiking, coming in short, sharp gasps. Not from combat exertion, but from the relentless assault on her senses.

Even though she didn’t understand what this degenerate was doing, she can’t help but accept the fact that she was feeling something different down there.

Something was definitely wrong with the way this guy approaches. And something was wrong with information she has on sexual education too!

Every time she moved to cast a spell, Kaizen shifted his grip. His hands moved up her thighs, kneading the soft flesh, thumbs pressing dangerously close to her exposed camel toe pressed against the leather.

She looked over. A goblin raised a jagged dagger behind Arthur’s unsuspecting back while the hero punched a fern in its leafy face.

’Arthur is going to die because this pervert is sniffing my butt!’

She tried to kick Kaizen off, but he just groaned and squeezed her ass cheeks together with his forearms, trapping his face even tighter.

’I can’t shake him. He’s too strong. And too heavy.’

The realization hit her hard. If she kept fighting Kaizen, she wouldn’t be able to fight the goblins. Arthur would get stabbed.

She had to make a tactical choice. A disgusting, humiliating tactical choice.

’Fine. Fine! Let the goblin violate me if it means saving my beloved!’

She grit her teeth, forcing herself to ignore the man attached to her rear end. She focused her mana, her breathing ragged.

"Wind... Cannon!"

She thrust her palms forward.

At that exact second, Kaizen decided he needed "more support." He reached up from his kneeling position, his large hands cupping her heavy, leather-clad breasts from underneath, lifting and squeezing them with gusto.

"Steadying the aim!" he chirped.

The sudden, intense stimulation to her sensitive nipples through the tight leather caused her mana to spike uncontrollably.

KA-BOOOOM!

Instead of a controlled cannon, she unleashed a localized hurricane. The three goblins near Arthur were picked up by a violent vortex and thrown into a tree trunk with sickening crunches.

The recoil of the massive spell knocked Seraphina backward, right into Kaizen’s face, which was still buried in her ass.

"Oof! Nice recoil!" Kaizen laughed, taking the impact happily and using the opportunity to slide his hands down over her stomach, tracing the curve of her hips, squeezing every inch of soft flesh he could find.

Seraphina stood there, legs trembling, a