The Hero of Hypnosis-Chapter 71: C-Rank Adventurer

Kai woke up with a massive hangover. His head was throbbing, and he could barely see as his vision was still adjusting to the bright light, which was the sun.

"Ngh, argh, my head!" Last night, he deactivated his perfect body, well, the part where it wouldn’t allow him to get drunk. He quickly turned that back on, feeling a huge sense of relief when he did.

"I’m never doing that again. Fuck that." He looked around and saw that the entire guild was trashed. Tables were smashed, cups were broken, chairs were inside the walls, and the balcony to the second floor that held B-Rank quests and above was destroyed.

But that wasn’t even the worst part.

Every single woman in the guild was experiencing the best orgasm of their life with tons of cum leaking out of their body.

"What the fuck did I do last night?!" Then it all came back to him. His perfect mind threw all of his memories right back at him like a truck.

"Holy shit, I’m insane! Fucking the guildmaster’s daughter on the roof? What the fuck! Having sex with a married woman right in front of her husband? Damn! Woah Woah woah! A guy proposed to his girlfriend because he almost died in the battle, got married last night, and my wedding gift was me fucking her until she passed out?"

He turned his head to the side, spotting the girl with a bloated belly and an entire river of semen that was still flowing out of her.

"Damn! Hey, at least I had fun, right? Thankfully, I took precautions before I got wasted. I wouldn’t want people to see my girls naked or getting fucked by me."

He spotted Amaya and Gwen, cleaned them up, and teleported them back to their inn.

"Well, I guess I’ll tidy things up here. It’s the least I can do. Hmmmm. You know what, I’ll have all the guys still lose their memories of the wild night I had, but allow the girls to keep it. Hehe, now they’ll remember the best sex they ever had in their lives and crave more, but can’t get it because their partners arent built like me. Is that mean? Of course it is. Do I care? Absolutely fucking not."

After Kai cleaned the place up and put all the women’s clothes back on, he teleported to the inn so he could go back to sleep in the arms of his women.

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"Kai, Kai, wake up."

"Mmnn? Oh, morning, Gwen." Kai yawned.

"It’s afternoon, actually. You were insane last night, by the way." She laughed.

"Heh, yeah, I know. Wait, you remember?"

"Mhmm, dragon brain. I can get drunk, but I remember everything."

"Nyaa, I want more Kai. Mmmnn, yesh please. Hehe, so naughty. Am I a good kitty?" It was clear that Amaya was having the best dream of her life as she clung to Kai’s arm.

Gwen didn’t know why, but that action made her slightly angry. "Get off him, you bitch!" She literally kicked Amaya off he bed.

"Nyaaaan! What?! You big chest dragon! What was that for?!"

"You were too close to my man!"

Amaya hissed. "He’s my man, too!"

"He was mine first!"

"He likes me more!"

"Fuck you!"

"Come at me bitch!"

’Maybe Leo was right. Having a harem might be stressful. Ha, nah, who am I kidding? I love this shit!’

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Once everything had settled, Kai, Gwen, and Amaya returned to the guild to get their rank increased. After the battle against the blight, Kai wanted to get a promotion because not only did they contribute the most, but also because Gwen also got stronger.

"Hello, we’re here for a rank increase. Party and personal."

"Oh, Kai, Gwen, Amaya, we were expecting you. Yes, yes, I have everything ready. I can promote you to an A-Rank-"

"C-Rank." Kai corrected.

"Oh, no, it’s listed here that you’re to be an A-Rank-"

"C-Rank adventurer." He smiled.

"I-I understand."

The woman promoted Gwen and the party to C-Rank before they left the guild.

"So, what now?" Gwen asked

Kai paused, turning to Gwen with a goofy expression. "You know, I’ve noticed that you always ask that question when we’re about to leave a place."

She shrugged. "It’s like I can feel when it’s time to go."

"Arent we headed to Ashenfall City? Why would you need to ask what comes next?" Amaya wondered.

"You see, Amaya, that’s a good question. Gwen over there should ask herself that before speaking next time."

She punched him in the stomach.

"OOOF! I’m sorry. Wait! Agh! Why are you still hitting me? Ahh! Those are my nuts! AGHHH! MY NUTS!"

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"Did you feel the energy? The divine power that came from the First Hero’s tomb?" A woman wearing all white asked, her face filled with joy.

"Yes, Saintess. It seems that someone has claimed the divine sword of Gracia. A new hero has been born!" A knight replied with glee.

"Ahhh, a new hero! I can’t wait to meet him or her! The goddess has answered our prayers. Quickly, prepare a convoy. I want them here as soon as possible. They’re probably so confused right now and need our guidance. A demon king is going to awaken soon and we need to train them."

"Yes, Saintess! Right away!"

"Contact a church branch near Highgrove Village and have them trace the divine energy that the sword gives off. Only the hero can wield the sword, so you don’t have to worry about a thief having it." The saintess informed the knight.

"What if we arent able to find them before the demon king awakens?"

"Do not think about such possibilities. Only focus on what we can do, and we can find the hero."

"Understood. And as for the applicants from Hero Academy?"

"We’ll continue to observe them. There can be more than one hero at a time, after all."

"And the current hero?" The knight asked

"He is still important and has been blessed by the goddess. But once we find the chosen hero, the one who was able to claim the Divine Sword, the current hero will become their subordinate and a part of their hero party, who will wipe out the demon king."

"I understand."

The knight left to prepare everything, and the Saintess got on her knees to pray to her goddess.