The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 837 I Won’t Kill You Today (First Update)

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Chapter 837: Chapter 837 I Won’t Kill You Today (First Update)

MMP, Zhang Fan’s glamour shot was done by Li Liang?

All eyes incredulously turned towards Li Liang.

This ridiculous exchange!

Isn’t it a bit too obvious?

If we used glamour shots on our makeup exam papers, would you still let us retake the exam, for god’s sake?

Favoritism shouldn’t be like this!

It’s pretty obvious that you’re covering for Zhang Fan here!

The invigilator’s face looked like he was constipated!

Fuck, so that’s why Li Liang, idle as hell, came here to watch the makeup exam. Now I get it!

Meanwhile, Zhang Fan, with a wicked smile, coldly stared at the person, "Teacher, I can’t do it, but can you show me how?"

Immediately, a grudging smile squeezed out of the invigilator’s stern face.

"Student, you don’t get the humor here, I was joking. Well, the photo looks pretty handsome. The exam is starting, get ready!"

In the invigilator’s mind, ten thousand alpacas were stampeding. Damn it, isn’t this just setting us up!

As for Li Liang, his expression was also enigmatic.

He could clearly perceive the kind of looks he was getting from around the room.

Damn it, I had no choice. This was honestly the most proper photo! freēnovelkiss.com

Moreover, if I don’t show up, who knows what could happen later!

Immediately, Li Liang also turned around and left!

A bunch of idiots. I’m worried about you guys messing up!

What’s with these looks? I’ve been at Tsinghua for so many years, when have I ever done anything shady?

Screw you guys, if something happens later, don’t come looking for me.

Watching a somewhat indignantly departing Li Liang, the invigilator felt incredibly burdened.

Fuck, did I just offend Li Liang?

Dammit, I didn’t call anyone an idiot!

What am I supposed to do now!

How to remedy this?

At this moment, the invigilator’s mind was filled with potential solutions!

However, none of them were feasible!

Soon, the makeup exam began!

As soon as the papers were handed out, Zhang Fan started working.

"Swish swish swish!"

The sound of the pen tip sliding across the page became incredibly distinct at this moment.

Outside the hallway, everyone’s gaze fixed on Zhang Fan!

Seeing Zhang Fan’s fluid and dragon-like strokes, many people immediately widened their eyes.

Fuck, Zhang Fan can do it?

Holy shit, how is that possible?

Although Zhang Fan is excellent at sketching, this exam covers a lot of knowledge about art!

Things like oil painting, traditional Chinese painting, printmaking, etc!

How could Zhang Fan possibly do it so quickly?

Meanwhile, everyone in the classroom was also staring at Zhang Fan.

Because of the speed at which Zhang Fan was answering!

It was astonishing!

Three minutes!

Zhang Fan’s paper was already turned to the next page!

Eight minutes!

One section completed!

Fifteen minutes, Zhang Fan stood up and walked out!

Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked and even more, stunned.

Holy hell?

Fifteen minutes?

Huh?

Finished all the art major questions?

How is that even possible!

Even if you were copying from the answers, it would take at least ten minutes!

Don’t you ever look at the questions?

However, at this very moment, Zhang Fan, twisting his admission card, was already heading downstairs!

Watching Zhang Fan leaving Building A with swagger, countless people’s gazes became utterly blank!

Until Zhang Fan’s figure disappeared from their sight.

Only then did everyone snap back to reality.

"Damn, Zhang Fan submitted his paper in fifteen minutes?"

Exclamations erupted like thunder!

"Hiss! This dude, isn’t he just giving up?" someone gasped in horror!

"Haha, is this guy crazy? Fifteen minutes! If he manages to skip a grade like this, I’ll chop off my head!"

"Ahh, so cool, totally killing it!"

A group of girls with starry eyes, looking all dreamy.

Hearing this, numerous guys’ faces immediately darkened.

"Damn, is Zhang Fan using this tactic to catch the girls’ attention?"

"What the hell, is that even a thing?"

"Hehe, acting so cool, if he doesn’t get struck by lightning, I’ll be the first to disapprove! Acting cool, huh? Hehe, looks like you forgot about the bet you just made!" someone sneered coldly.

Meanwhile, someone in the classroom burst into crazy laughter!

"Zhang Fan, hahaha, you’re screwed this time!"

That person was none other than the one who had made the bet with Zhang Fan!

However, in the next moment, the proctor’s gaze fixed on him: "Disrupting exam order! Zero!"

"What?" The guy was stunned!

"What my ass, get lost!" The proctor walked over and directly collected his paper!

He was just ruing the missed chance to make amends. Hehe, openly mocking Zhang Fan?

You better get lost!

Seeing this scene, other guys in the classroom who wanted to burst into laughter instinctively patted their chests.

Thank God I didn’t get excited and shout out! That scared the crap out of me!

Especially the guys from Ye Xuan’s class, their faces filled with excitement.

Damn it, there’s no way Zhang Fan can skip a grade this time!

Just thinking about seeing Zhang Fan hugging Ye Xuan every morning as they come to class was torturous!

Who doesn’t like the goddess Ye?

Well, except for the girls, it must be gay then!

Meanwhile, the news spread like a storm across Tsinghua!

Hearing this, everyone was utterly shocked!

"Damn, Zhang Fan, the guy submitted his paper in fifteen minutes? Damn, this can’t be a joke, right?"

"Damn it, Zhang Fan, that jerk, is he defying the heavens! With his capability? How much can he score himself, doesn’t he have a clue? FML, still daring to brag about skipping levels? Skip your granddad! Why the hell don’t you just escape from prison?"

"Hehe, this is going to be a good show, heard that Zhang Fan also made a bet, if he can’t pass any subject in the make-up exam, then, hehe, he’s going to eat a desk!"

"What the hell, is this jerk a foodie? Last time he made a bet to eat a brick, this time a desk? Doesn’t he want to just eat everything?"

While with Huang Shansheng, Jiang Ru, hearing the news, his eyes narrowed.

"Old Huang, got some good news for you! Your disciple just turned in his paper!"

However, hearing this news, Huang Shansheng’s eyes bulged, and he directly spit a mouthful of tea on Jiang Ru’s face.

"Turned it in? It’s only been how long?" Huang Shansheng pulled out his phone, looked at the time, and felt dizzy!

"Submitted in twenty minutes?" Huang Shansheng exclaimed!

Jiang Ru, gritting his teeth, wiped his tea-soaked face: "Not twenty minutes, fifteen minutes!"

"Smack!"

The tea cup in Huang Shansheng’s hand fell to the ground, shattering into pieces!

"Fifteen minutes, is this kid trying to reach the heavens!"

Hearing the sound of the broken cup, Jiang Ru’s face contorted: "Huang Shansheng, why the hell are you breaking my cup, this tea set is worth ten thousand yuan, you smash one cup, and the whole set is ruined!"

Huang Shansheng furiously stood up, ignoring the enraged Jiang Ru and stormed out!

"Zhang Fan, you bastard, I won’t let you off today!"