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The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands-Chapter 19: Battle for the Bed
Chapter 19
After thinking for a moment, Ji Fantian pointed to the kitchen and bluntly said to Lin Zaozao: “Lin Zaozao, you can spend the night on the dinner table in the kitchen.”
“Hey! Ji Fantian, you’ve got some nerve saying that. Since you say the dinner table in the kitchen can be slept on, why don’t you sleep there tonight instead? With my weight being twice of yours, if I end up breaking the table tonight, we won’t even have a place to eat tomorrow.”
Having said that, Lin Zaozao laid straight on the bed and closed her eyes to rest.
It must be admitted, sleeping on the blind Ji Fantian’s bed felt quite comfortable. It was not only soft, but the bed also had a particularly nice herbal scent. Lying on it made one not want to get up again.
At least for now, Lin Zaozao did not want to leave the bed.
“Lin Zaozao, get up quickly. You are too dirty.”
“I’m asleep and can’t get up. Ji Fantian, I’m an easygoing and chubby person, I don’t mind that you’re dirty. If you really have nowhere to sleep, then sleep next to me! I don't mind you, really."
Lin Zaozao patted the spot next to her, speaking with a hint of arrogance.
She was rather curious to see whether this pretentious man, who had always looked down on her, would end up sleeping next to her in anger! Or would he just leave in a huff?
Thinking of him pitifully squatting at the door keeping watch over her, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but gleefully laugh to herself.
Looking at Lin Zaozao's shamelessness, he would never have imagined that Ji Fantian, a respected doctor whom everyone tried to curry favor with, would one day fight with a fat woman over a bed.
However, there were no other rooms here, and he really could not drag this ball of fat Lin Zaozao outside.
Otherwise, if she started wailing again like she did this afternoon, she would really wake up everyone in the village.
If he ended up being watched by everyone just because of needing to sleep, his embarrassment would be beyond repair.
Thinking of this, Ji Fantian could only forcibly suppress his displeasure, sitting crossed-legged on the bed and closing his eyes to nourish his spirit.
After all, it was common for him to go days and nights without sleep. Not sleeping for one night was something he could endure. Come daybreak tomorrow, he would see how he would deal with this ball of fat Lin Zaozao.
Looking at the cross-legged Ji Fantian sitting next to her, Lin Zaozao gave him a disgusted sideways glance.
Oh well, if he wanted to sit then so be it! She was tired and needed to sleep. Tomorrow, she really had to find a sturdy bed for herself.
Otherwise, changing bed boards daily would become an embarrassment for her.
With that thought, it did not take long for Lin Zaozao to fall into a deep sweet slumber. Due to her obese body, she even started snoring loudly after falling asleep.
Ji Fantian, who was nourishing his spirit with eyes closed, listened to this deafening snore and his face darkened.
Not only did this fat woman Lin Zaozao lack any feminine bearing, she even snored in her sleep.
Snoring may be excusable, but her snores were as loud as firecrackers, hurting one’s ears.
Unable to endure it, Ji Fantian directly picked up his pillow and pressed it on Lin Zaozao’s face.
For a woman to snore in her sleep, it was simply unheard of.
Feeling a little breathless, the sleeping Lin Zaozao unconsciously batted away the pillow on her face. She turned towards Ji Fantian's direction, and continued snoring loudly as she slept soundly.
Ji Fantian lowered his head and listened to the increasingly loud snores. He now really wanted to pierce Lin Zaozao, who was sleeping like a pig, with a needle and make her completely shut up.
But thinking that they still needed Lin Zaozao as a human shield for the time being, he could only forcibly restrain himself. He planned to spend a quiet night outside instead.
However, before he could take any action, his wrist was grabbed by the unconscious Lin Zaozao.
Lin Zaozao had the habit of sleeping with plush toys before transmigrating. In the past few days, apart from a worn blanket, there was nothing else in her room.
Now, feeling the warmth next to her in her sleep, Lin Zaozao subconsciously mistook Ji Fantian for a plush toy. She forcefully pulled him and before Ji Fantian could react, he was dragged onto the bed.
Ji Fantian was somewhat stunned for a moment after falling onto the bed. Even if fat, how could Lin Zaozao, a woman, have such great strength?
He had martial arts mastery, so ordinary adult men would not be able to casually pull him to the ground, let alone a fat woman like Lin Zaozao without any skills?
Could it be...she was pretending?
But before he could think further, Lin Zaozao’s bulky body suddenly moved like a giant bear. She used both her hands and feet to press her heavy body entirely on top of Ji Fantian.
In her sleep, Lin Zaozao hugged Ji Fantian’s shoulders with her arms, and pressed her thighs on his waist. Feeling comfortable, she continued snoring loudly.
Feeling the weight of the person pressing down on him, making it hard to breathe, Ji Fantian was initially going to push away this fat woman Lin Zaozao with a palm strike.
However, unexpectedly, Lin Zaozao had hugged him too tightly with her limbs that he simply could not free his hands to deal with her.
Moreover, with her extraordinarily thick build, even breathing had become difficult for him.
“Lin Zaozao, you dead fat pig, stop pretending to be asleep and get up quickly. If you don't get up soon, I'll pierce you dead with a needle!”
Ji Fantian patted Lin Zaozao’s arm resting on his chest and gnashed his teeth as he spoke.
Lin Zaozao had actually awakened when she hugged Ji Fantian earlier. Embarrassed, she had planned to pretend to be asleep for a while before slowly moving her body off of Ji Fantian later.
But upon hearing Ji Fantian’s threatening and cursing her as a fat pig through gritted teeth, she no longer wanted to get off of him.
Since he said she was a pig, then she would show him what a real pig was like.
Thus, she mischievously pressed her body even harder onto Ji Fantian, and moved her mouth next to Ji Fantian’s ear.
The next second, her snores became even louder and more deafening.
Listening to Lin Zaozao’s snores that were like firecrackers, Ji Fantian’s face turned black.
If he still could not tell that Lin Zaozao was pretending to be asleep now, then his auditory discernment skills would have been learned in vain.
Thinking of this, Ji Fantian stretched out his hand to press on the acupoints on Lin Zaozao's chest. But when he had just reached out towards Lin Zaozao's chest, the previously loudly snoring Lin Zaozao suddenly opened her eyes and said:
"Ji Fantian, are you trying to take advantage of me by putting your claws on my chest?!"