The Villainess Cannot Escape — Five Beast Husbands Chase Her Madly-Chapter 56: Every Beast Husband is Delicious

If audio player doesn't work, press Reset or reload the page.
Chapter 56: Chapter 56: Every Beast Husband is Delicious

Moonlight Palace, in the Princess’s bedroom.

After closing her live stream, Su An’an surfed the Star Network while sipping lemonade.

She saw that the females had spontaneously formed a mutual aid society.

A smile crept onto her lips.

’A single spark can start a prairie fire.’

In the future, even if the plot got her "eliminated" and sent to Black Star,

she wouldn’t have to worry about being without allies.

[Your Highness, those male beasts in power in the Empire tried to shut down your live stream just now.]

[It was Her Majesty Jelena who stepped in to suppress them.]

[She also sent you an invitation, hoping you might join her for tea at the Imperial Palace tomorrow afternoon.]

"Reply for me. Tell her I’m grateful for her kindness, but due to certain special circumstances, I cannot reveal my identity just yet."

[Of course!]

[Also, the Empire Research Institute has invited you to be a lecturer again. They’re offering excellent terms.]

[Money, status—whatever you want, they’ll give it to you.]

"Not interested!"

Su An’an refused without hesitation.

[The ten great houses of the Empire have increased their dowry offers again. They’re begging you to choose a High Level Male Beast from their clans to be your Beast Husband—even a consort or just a lover would be acceptable.]

"Nope."

’Those great houses of the Empire are the worst. They only care about benefits, not people.’ She had no desire to get involved in that kind of trouble.

[Also, many male beasts and females want to contact you for a soothing, and the prices they’re offering are extremely good.]

"Reject them all!"

Su An’an waved a dismissive hand. "Among that batch of keyboard warriors Night Abyss captured, how many were from the Rebel Army?"

[Two-thirds of them are from the Rebel Army. The rest are just trolls with foul mouths.] 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

[But after Night Abyss taught them a lesson, those stinking mouths won’t dare spew crap anymore.]

"That influencer, Hero of Justice... is he with the Rebel Army?"

Su An’an figured he probably wasn’t. Otherwise, he’d be way too high-profile.

[He’s not with the Rebel Army, just a scummy influencer who does anything for money.]

[But that guy is total trash.]

[He forced the otter girl and the hamster girl to accuse you, and even PUA’d them into selling their bodies.]

[He’d turn around and spend the money he earned on females with high fertility.]

[Night Abyss chopped off his ’root of immorality,’ minced it, and boiled it into a soup for him to drink.]

[That move was like ’fighting fire with fire’ on steroids!]

"He’s that ruthless?"

Su An’an’s pupils trembled. She almost felt a little sorry for the influencer.

[What do you think, that the title ’Imperial Executioner’ is just for show?]

On the surveillance footage that suddenly popped up on her Light Brain,

the cold light carved out Night Abyss’s statuesque profile.

His black uniform encased a body brimming with explosive power.

Long hair with a poisonous sheen spilled out from under the brim of his military cap.

He pressed the fingertips of his black leather-gloved hand to his temple.

When he heard the male beast who was being force-fed the hot soup let out a blood-curdling scream,

a smile curled his crimson lips, as if he were listening to the most beautiful symphony.

Su An’an stared at Night Abyss’s handsome, yet ascetic and cruel, face.

She quickly looked away!

’Oh my god! That’s so intense.’

’He’s the spitting image of a dark, unhinged prison warden.’

’A walking, talking sadist!’

For some reason, her throat felt a little dry.

She quickly took another sip of orange juice.

[Your Highness, your spiritual power is very low. You need to cuddle with a Beast Husband to recharge.]

[How about we call Night Abyss back to top you off?]

"No way!"

Su An’an shot to her feet, nearly sending her glass flying.

’That dark, unhinged snake.’

’He’s better admired from a distance, not played with up close.’

’Besides, he’s busy interrogating prisoners.’

’If I call him back just to kiss and cuddle,’

’I’m afraid he’d just inject his venom into my mouth.’

[Then let’s call Fei Zhao! He happens to be in the Imperial City, too.]

Little Pink projected a surveillance video.

Fei Zhao was leaning against a railing that seemed carved from moonlight.

His silk shirt had slipped down to his elbows, revealing wrists as pale as jade.

As his cigarette glowed and faded, his handsome face, which could Charm all living things, was etched with a heartbreaking melancholy.

[Your Highness, a taste of a fox boy is just as delicious as a taste of a cat boy, you know!]

Little Pink snickered.

"PFFT!"

Su An’an suddenly spat out a mouthful of juice.

[Your Highness, no matter how delicious a fox boy is, you don’t have to get *that* excited!]

Little Pink quickly had the robot butler bring over some tissues and tidy up the desk.

"Delicious my ass!"

Su An’an grumpily set her glass down.

’Fei Zhao is such a damn siren.’

’If I interact with him directly, I’m afraid I’ll blow my cover.’

[Your Highness, if you want to level up, you can’t be a picky eater. You have to choose one: Night Abyss, Fei Zhao, or Lan Cangming.]

"I want to level up, too! But I can only absorb Beast Essence when I reach a state of spiritual and physical union with them, and that’s too difficult!"

Su An’an let out a long sigh.

’Night Abyss, Fei Zhao, and Lan Cangming... each one is more of a freak than the last.’

’She had no confidence she could handle them.’

Little Pink said helplessly,

[Then should I call Big Cat back to give you a boost?]

Su An’an frowned. "He’s busy at military headquarters. Don’t bother him."

[Your Highness, holding back like this all the time is bad for your health.]

[High Level Females in the Empire all marry powerful, high-status Beast Husbands to bring in money and support the family.]

[Then they pick a few obedient, handsome Beastmen to have on the side as companions for... entertainment.]

"I’m not interested in starting a harem of wild beasts!"

"Enough of this pointless chatter. Let me see how many Gold Coins I earned tonight."

Su An’an went to her stream’s back-end dashboard.

She was instantly stunned by the long string of zeros.

[The total donated amount was 300 million Gold Coins. We received 150 million Gold Coins.]

[You won’t have to worry about next month’s fine anymore.]

"It really doesn’t matter where you are, women’s money is always the easiest to earn!"

Su An’an mused.

Those High Level Females were throwing in donations of several million Gold Coins at a time.

Because women empathize most easily with other women!

[If you were to open up appointments for soothing sessions, tons of male beasts would be willing to pay a fortune for your services.]

"I’m a dignified Empress of the Empire. If I were to make money by soothing male beasts, and word got out, my reputation would be ruined."

"And if Queen Jelena found out, she’d either beat me to death or force me to take all those Beastmen for myself."

Su An’an shook her head frantically.

’Queen Jelena is basically the Beast World’s version of a Long Aotian.’

’Back in the day, she collected every man she saw until her harem was overflowing.’

[What’s so bad about that?]

[Queen Jelena was only A Level back then, the most unremarkable member of the Royal Family.]

[She fought her way to the throne by collecting Beast Husbands and raising her spiritual power all the way to Level 3S.]

[You should be learning from her example.]

Su An’an rolled her eyes.

"Her spiritual power talent is Devour and Fuse."

"She can absorb any amount of Beast Essence and digest it into Energy."

"I don’t have that ability. I’d probably explode from absorbing just one."

’If you could level up just by sleeping with Beast Husbands,’

’there wouldn’t be a single male virgin left in the entire Beast World.’

[We could just marry two or three, that’s all. I think...]

"I think you’re asking for a beating!"

Just as Su An’an was about to deal with Little Pink,

a "BEEP BEEP" sound suddenly rang out.

A golden letter, sealed with the Wings of the Monarch Butterfly Wand, popped up.

[Your Highness, Her Majesty the Queen commands your immediate presence at the palace.]

Little Pink said gravely,

[She probably wants to question you about your connection to Jiu Su.]

"Help me find a sharp-looking outfit."

Su An’an downed the rest of her lemonade in one go.

Little Pink directed the robot butler to wheel over a mobile wardrobe.

Su An’an chose a lavender pantsuit with a vest.

The moment she put it on, her aura seemed to tower over everyone.

As the hem of her clothes fluttered, she seemed to radiate a dangerous signal: "Men, stay away. My pond is already full."

Little Pink silently pulled out a pair of tea-colored sunglasses and put them on her.

The Su An’an of this moment,

was the perfect illustration of the saying:

Put on a suit, and all threads of love are cut.

Zip up the pants, and all romance retreats.

She had evolved from a love-struck sweet girl into a Niohuru-style, money-making female War God.

"Let’s go!"