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Top-Tier Superpower Student-Chapter 723 - 695 Cute Tiantian
"The puppy is a boy, let's not call him Tiantian anymore, it's too sweet. How about Longlong?" Lin Tian suggested.
He liked the sound of the name, Longlong. It had the connotation of wishing for a son to become successful, while still retaining a hint of cuteness.
However, the big and small wives exchanged a glance, then pouted in unison, showing disdain on their faces.
He Qianqian spoke first, "Humph, Longlong doesn't sound as nice as Tiantian. Tiantian is so cute, so adorable, let's just call him Tiantian."
Bu Mengting chimed in, "Right, just call him Tiantian. So what if a male dog is named Tiantian? There are boys named Xiaohua or Xiaohong, right? Do you know the director of 'Langya List'? A big man named Li Xue, what's wrong with that? I think it sounds quite nice!"
"That's right, we'll call him Tiantian."
"Tiantian."
The big and small wives didn't bother discussing further; they decided to name the puppy Tiantian. Likely, the puppy had no idea what Tiantian meant but barked happily anyway. With that, the name was set.
Lin Tian turned his head and couldn't help but click his tongue, looking at Tiantian with a face full of sympathy.
Moreover, he was now seriously doubting the naming abilities of his big and small wives. The name Tiantian was one thing, but in the future, if Lin Tian had his own baby, he would surely, definitely, absolutely, non-negotiably be the one to pick the name.
Tiantian was just too cute, adorably so, with its white, squishy body, melting the hearts of the big and small wives.
At night, Tiantian even took over Lin Tian's role. The big and small wives kicked Lin Tian out of bed and put Tiantian in the middle, who then slept soundly.
Lin Tian looked on enviously, his teeth itch with jealousy. Having two super beauties by one's side, Tiantian was making so many of his fellow men turn green with envy!
Obviously, Tiantian was oblivious to romance and didn't know how good he had it. Soon, he too fell into a deep sleep.
Feeling dejected, Lin Tian went off to sleep on the sofa.
Early the next morning, just past six o'clock, Lin Tian was roused from his drowsiness by a faint barking.
Then, he felt a tongue licking his face continuously.
At first, he thought it was one of his wives, and he was about to stick out his tongue too, but then he remembered.
With a start, he sat up and opened his eyes to see that it was not his wives but Tiantian's tongue.
At that moment, Tiantian was happily looking at him, his little tongue sticking out, his eyes squinting adorably.
It was only six o'clock, and Lin Tian had nothing to do today. He might as well sleep in.
"Tiantian, be good. Go, play with my wives, don't bother me. Go on!"
After saying that, he flopped back down and pulled the covers over his head, intending to keep snoozing.
Who could have expected, at that moment, the big and small wives had already put on their makeup and were dressed formally, walking out together. Seeing Lin Tian still in bed, Bu Mengting said, "Tiantian, wake this lazybones up, you're allowed to use any method you like."
Lin Tian heard his small wife's words from outside, but he didn't pay attention and covered himself with the blanket even more. He didn't believe Tiantian had any way to wake him up. Although Tiantian was astonishing, he wasn't capable of miracles.
A person who's pretending to be asleep cannot be woken up, not even by a dog's barking.
Excited by Bu Mengting's words, Tiantian nodded his head and, with his tail erect, wiggled his little butt and slowly climbed onto Lin Tian's back.
His little butt found its way onto Lin Tian's face, still covered by the blanket, and then an evil sound came out.
"Pfft...!"
Immediately, Lin Tian smelled something foul, extraordinarily foul!
Damn it, Tiantian shamelessly, without any sense of decency, not caring for morality or ethics, had farted.
What's worse, it was a stinky fart, incredibly stinky.
"Hahaha, so smelly, run for it!" He Qianqian couldn't help but gloat from the side.
"Good job, Tiantian! Well done; you'll get a reward later." Bu Mengting quickly said before running into the house, the two women laughing together.
The stench was unbearable.
Lin Tian had no more desire to sleep, let alone just sleep. He felt dizzy and nauseous.
"Tiantian!"
He bellowed as if he were a fierce beast about to devour Tiantian.
Sensing trouble, Tiantian quickly hopped off. Lin Tian threw the covers off, while fanning away the stench, he grabbed Tiantian.
"Was that you farting? Why are you so naughty?"
He interrogated Tiantian, intending to spank him as punishment.
But Tiantian looked so innocent, covering his little head with his paws, giving him a look that said, "I'm sorry, please don't hit me."
He was too cute; Lin Tian's heart melted, and by now, he no longer had the heart to reprimand Tiantian. Tiantian was just too adorable to punish.
Then, Lin Tian said to Tiantian, "I'll let this one slide, but next time, you are not allowed to fart on my head. No repeat performance, or I'll spank your little bottom until it blooms."
"Woof, woof, woof...!"
Tiantian barked happily a few times and then extended a paw as if to shake hands.
Lin Tian also extended a finger, and they linked them together.
Immediately afterward, Tiantian leapt onto Lin Tian's shoulder, stuck out a tiny tongue, and lightly licked Lin Tian's earlobe, tickling him to no end. Lin Tian was so happy that he completely forgot about the farting incident.
Really, Tiantian was not only good at acting spoiled and cute but also at coaxing people, truly the ultimate well-behaved baby.
Once the stench had dissipated, the two wives emerged, their eyes fixed on Lin Tian, barely containing their laughter.
"Husband, why are you up? Don't you want to sleep a bit more?" He Qianqian teased.
"Yeah, husband, was Tiantian's fart smelly? Did it smell good?" Bu Mengting chirped joyfully to the side.
Lin Tian was at a loss, with no words to defend himself. He couldn't be tough with his wives, so he could only swallow his bitter feelings.
A wife of his own choosing needs to be pampered with tears in one's eyes!
He changed the subject, "It's only six o'clock, why are you up so early?"
He Qianqian said, "We have a new member, Tiantian, in our family now, so we need to buy the essentials for her—food, supplies, and the like."
"Right." Bu Mengting took over the conversation, "I read online that when puppies are just born, they need to drink fresh milk, preferably formula, and they should also eat eggs and fish to get enough protein."
Upon hearing this, Tiantian instantly got excited, swiftly running over to Bu Mengting's feet and bouncing around, calling out loudly.
He Qianqian continued, "Also, puppies are prone to infections when they're born, so we need to vaccinate them. That way, Tiantian can grow up healthy."
"Woof woof woof...!"
The moment Tiantian heard about getting shots, she voiced her displeasure and immediately turned away, distancing herself from her big mistress.
Bu Mengting went on, "Moreover, I see people dressing their dogs when they take them for walks. It's both safe and warm. I'm planning to pick out a few outfits for Tiantian."
He Qianqian added, "Also, I plan to go to the library and find some books on dog raising. I must ensure that Tiantian grows up healthy."
Bu Mengting continued, "And, and, we need to build a home for Tiantian, something comfortable and warm.
"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!"
On that point, Lin Tian quickly nodded in agreement. Building a comfortable home for Tiantian was crucial. Otherwise, if Tiantian was always sleeping with the two mistresses, where would he sleep?
"And...!"
"And...!"
The wives chattered on endlessly, but aside from setting up a home, Lin Tian didn't agree with any of it.
Drinking fresh milk and eating formula—was this the routine for raising a child?
Lin Tian felt that feeding Tiantian yesterday's Harbin sausage was quite fine, as Tiantian seemed willing to eat it. What was the need for formula?
Then there were the shots. If it were an ordinary puppy, of course, it should be vaccinated, but Tiantian wasn't ordinary. She had hatched from a huge egg that had been lying at the bottom of a pond for at least hundreds if not thousands of years. In such a long time, if the puppy hadn't died, what harm could viruses and bacteria do?
Moreover, Tiantian had absorbed the essence of a hundred thousand trees before being born. With such robust health, she didn't need any shots.
The rest was about wearing clothes, which was simply ridiculous.
Tiantian had fur that shed in the summer and grew thicker in the winter, which was warmer than any clothes. There was no need for dressing up, right?
And...!
Oh!
In his heart, Lin Tian had a million reasons for reluctance, thinking that all these things his wives planned to do were unnecessary and superfluous.
But he didn't dare say them out loud. It was clear the two wives were on the same team, and if Lin Tian dared to speak up, he would surely face their endless grievances.
Lin Tian said, "Oh, I see, you're up this early to shop for Tiantian, that's fine then. You go ahead and be safe, I'll have Qin Chi protect you in secret."
"No way, you're coming with us. We have to buy a lot of things, and we can't carry them all on our own," He Qianqian bluntly insisted.
There it was; Lin Tian realized they wanted him to be the porter.
Accompanying women on shopping sprees, all men probably found this a headache!
Lin Tian wanted to make up an excuse to refuse, but it seemed he had none.
Seeing the two wives staring at him intensely, Lin Tian felt a chill and helplessly nodded, agreeing to accompany them and take on the role of a porter.
Not only a porter but also a wallet. Fortunately for Lin Tian, though still in debt to the bank, he would soon pay it off. He wasn't short on money.
This must be tough for the average guy, being both a porter and a wallet.
Poor fellows, who asked for all this? The slightest inattention could upset the woman, and in the end, it's the men who bear the brunt of their anger.
Being a man is hard!
Being a good man is even harder.
Being a man, so very hard!
After a quick wash, Lin Tian was dragged out shopping by his wives. He was so frustrated, but Tiantian was over the moon with excitement, hopping and jumping, nearly going crazy with joy.