Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 803 - 407: Risks of Autonomous Driving_2

"Coo~chirp~"

(Did you see that? That thing is called a silly sledge, and the silly people sitting on it are foreigners. They're really dumb. You must be careful in the future, or you'll end up like them and crash into a mountain.)

The Chang State Deer mother taught with deep meaning.

"Chirp~"

(Got it!)

The two fawns responded and then twisted their white behinds to follow their mother into the bushes.

It's delightful.

...

In the pit on the ground.

Zhang Ze was also quite delighted, but not worthy of congratulations.

The delighted part was that his free fall didn't crash into anyone or any flowers or plants.

He just fell into a big pit, creating a human-shaped small pit on impact.

But it was not worthy of congratulations because someone saw his embarrassing scene clearly.

A not-so-smart-looking silly monkey demon, wearing a tiny tiger-skin skirt, wore a grass hat that looked like an upside-down pot lid, holding a long stick that was yellow on both ends and red in the middle, and looked at him.

"Can you move, buddy?" Brother Monkey poked Zhang Ze with the stick.

"I'm fine." Zhang Ze said, trying to climb out of the pit.

However, after two attempts, he couldn't succeed because he had fallen too hard, and his leg was stuck in the ground.

Seeing that Zhang Ze was okay, the monkey was about to come down to help, but just as he took a step, a strange bird suddenly stuck its head out of the grass hat above him.

The strange bird had white feathers, and due to the angle, Zhang Ze couldn't see its body, only its egret-like slender neck and the slightly silly-looking dove head at the top of the neck.

The strange bird stretched its neck and began to sing toward the sky.

The song was rapid, crisp, and powerful.

Upon hearing the song, the monkey inexplicably panicked, hesitated for a moment on the spot, gave Zhang Ze an apologetic look, then turned and ran.

"What's going on? Why is that monkey running?" Asked Li, who had just recovered, holding her head.

Zhang Ze, "How would I know...Li, duck!"

An uncomprehending Li looked up, only to see a giant rock falling from the sky toward her and Zhang Ze.

Boom!

After a loud noise, the big pit disappeared, leaving only a small stone mountain.

Brother Monkey, after the smoke and dust had settled, cautiously approached with his stick, sighed in sorrow as if regretting that he was too weak to save those two unfortunate foreigners.

He took four red fruits from his backpack, placed them in a small pile in front of the stone mountain, then took three reed stalks from his hat, holding them in his hands, and bowed to the stone mountain.

"I'm sorry, I hope you two can rest in peace in the afterlife."

...

The story isn't over.

Just as Brother Monkey was about to pour a jug of turbid wine as an offering, the stone mountain in front of him suddenly shook, and moments later, the giant rock sank as if into quicksand.

After the rock vanished without a trace, Brother Monkey hesitated for a moment, then bravely leaned over to look into the pit.

"You...aren't dead?" Brother Monkey exclaimed.

Li and Zhang Ze were intact in the pit; one was burping while the other was pulling their leg out.

"Of course, we're fine." Zhang Ze waved indifferently, then patted Li's butt.

Li unhappily flicked her tail, then moved aside, getting off Zhang Ze's chest.

Once there was space, Zhang Ze reached into his chest and tossed a Beast Taming Sect disciple badge to Brother Monkey.

Zhang Ze, "Brother, I'm from the Beast Taming Sect, known as the Cyan Thorn Little Fist Stone, invincible in the same stage with my Body Refining Technique. A little rock can't hurt me."

In some sense, Zhang Ze wasn't bragging; his "Body Refining Technique" was indeed invincible at the same stage now.

Across the Four Continents, you couldn't find a Nascent Soul cultivator more enduring than him.

"What's that sitting on your chest?" Brother Monkey, holding the badge without looking at it carefully, curiously focused on Li.

"Oh, this is my spirit beast, the Steel Egg Mountain-Devouring Armadillo." Zhang Ze spouted nonsense.

Li snapped Zhang Ze with her tail hard, but unfortunately, Zhang Ze didn't feel a thing now.

After pulling himself out of the ground, Zhang Ze slung Li over his shoulder and climbed out of the big pit, patted the dust off himself, and curiously looked at Brother Monkey, who was a head shorter.

At this point, Zhang Ze could see the strange bird's full form clearly. Though the bird had a slender neck, its lower body was quite plump, sagging like an oblong sphere. Its wings were too small and tucked under its feathers, making them nearly invisible.

At first glance, it looked like a long-spouted teapot without a handle.

"By the way, what's that on your head, friend?" Zhang Ze asked, gazing at the bird nestled in Brother Monkey's grass hat.

"It's my little brother, named Little Ge Ge. It's a Curved-necked Heaven-facing Dove." Brother Monkey introduced.

"What did you say?" Zhang Ze thought he misheard, almost believing that who stood before him wasn't a bootleg Sun Wukong but Luo Binwang.

Seeing Zhang Ze not understanding, Brother Monkey removed his hat, holding it before him, explaining word by word.

"Curved-neck."

Little Ge Ge curled its neck in a circle.

"Heaven-facing."

Little Ge Ge stretched its neck long, looking up at the sky.

"Dove."

Little Ge Ge opened its beak, cooing like a usual pigeon.

"Curved-necked Heaven-facing Dove."

Zhang Ze, stroking his chin, stared at Little Ge Ge, suddenly at a loss for words.

Honestly, the name was really quite fitting.

Recalling the Curved-necked Heaven-facing Dove's earlier call, Zhang Ze asked.

"Does Little Ge Ge have the ability to predict fortunes and misfortunes?"

However, upon hearing Zhang Ze's question, Brother Monkey shook his head, then nodded.

This Little Ge Ge, as a creature of Chang State, had some impressive skills. While it couldn't fly by fluffing its butt like the Chang State Deer, it could sense the spiritual qi vibrations overhead to alert of falling debris or stones from Floating Mountain.