Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 810 - 409: They Really Aren’t Team Rocket, Meow~

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[Lily: Literally what it means, I hug this Black Stone to sleep every day now, just like hugging a Golden Mountain, I sleep like a baby.]

[Zhang Ze: Sleep? Wow, how can you sleep? At your age, at your stage can you sleep? No more cultivation?]

[Lily: Oh, I cultivate, Miemie sneaks into my body to help me cultivate. I sleep, she cultivates, neither gets delayed.]

[Zhang Ze: She's just like a lazy dog now, how did you persuade her.]

[Lily: I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse.]

[Zhang Ze: What?]

[Lily: Hehe, it's a secret.]

Before Zhang Ze could send an emoji to interrogate Lily, she suddenly changed the topic back to business.

[Lily: The abilities of these Dust Crystals are temporarily named cognition solidification by us. They are like mirrors that can reflect and solidify a person's inner desires. They preserve the thoughts of the cultivator who first sees them and continue to affect others.]

[Zhang Ze: So if Li sees a Black Stone, it would look like a feast to her in her eyes?]

[Lily: Almost, as long as there are desires in people's hearts, whether good or bad, they will be recorded by the Black Stone.]

After chatting about the Black Stone for a while, Zhang Ze remembered the promise he made to Brother Monkey.

[Zhang Ze: By the way, in Thousand Mechanism Town, do we have any Ox Demon ladies in our industry? A list of those with big chests, please.]

[Lily: Gosh... Boss, you are really hungry, isn't Chen Qin enough to satisfy you?]

[Zhang Ze: What are you thinking? I promised to introduce someone to him, it's someone else who wants to date.]

[Lily: Oh, I see, that's boring.]

There was silence from Lily for a while, soon she typed again.

[If it's matchmaking, what are the boy's conditions, any specialties, tell me first.]

Being questioned like this by Lily, Zhang Ze was suddenly embarrassed because he couldn't really think of any specialties of Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey can dry placenta and grind it to make tea.

Knows how to raise Curved-necked Heaven-facing Doves and can talk to Red Palm Clearing Frogs, although the frogs don't understand.

[Zhang Ze: Forget it, I'll talk about it later.] 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

Just as Zhang Ze was about to wrap things up, Lily brought up another matter.

[Lily: Don't hang up, boss, I need a favor. I remember you said you're going to Luoyu Mountain, right? Can you help me deliver a package?]

Zhang Ze, "?"]

Due to the Black Stone affair, both Thousand Mechanism Pavilion and Dragon Tiger Mountain have issued related collection tasks, many cultivators from the Six Sects or loose cultivators have come here to explore and seek secrets.

Though most returned empty-handed due to the bizarre ecological environment of Chang State, some talented individuals stayed.

Some even arrived near Luoyu Mountain.

[Lily: The package is for a loose cultivator pair, a man, and a woman plus a Money Spirit Cat; they registered their names in the mission hall as, 'We're not Team Rocket', um, they need...]

Lily listed a string of Thousand Mechanism Magical Artifact names, mostly worthless stuff and some common explosives.

[Zhang Ze: Why don't you deliver then, why ask us?]

[Lily: Because it's a huge loss to ship from Thousand Mechanism Pavilion.

Those idiots somehow got free shipping coupons, I have to ship for free, the postage is a hundred times more expensive than the goods, I'm losing so much.

And since you're just there, I saw while organizing the Hundred Treasures Bag for you, the items they want, you have them, so, hehe...]

Lily was annoying, just to save some money, she started to torment Zhang Ze.

Under her persistence, Zhang Ze eventually accepted the task.

Meanwhile, Frog Brother's speed slowed down, it perched atop a small floating mountain and pointed ahead.

"Over there is Luoyu Mountain, we've arrived."

Zhang Ze looked up to see Luoyu Mountain in its true form.

A teardrop-shaped peak, diagonally embedded in the center of the Great Swamp, dyed golden under the sunset, affected by the mystical power of Luoyu Mountain, vortices filled the swamp, with currents reversing.

In the sky, clouds never dispersed and rain endlessly stretched, true to the name Luoyu Mountain. But upon closer inspection, the rain did not fall from the sky but ascended from the water to the sky, as if heaven and earth were reversed.

Even without the blood moon and blood rain, it's a miraculous place.

Zhang Ze pressed his watch, taking out a Flying Thousand Mechanism Armor used by Xiaoxuan and wearing it. He told Li, "You protect Brother Monkey, find a place to settle, I'll go deliver a package, I'll be back soon."

With that, deliveryman Zhang jumped off Frog Brother.

Somewhere on the outskirts of Luoyu Mountain.

Two people and a cat hung upside down on a tree, wearing Disguise Clothing, pretending to be Iron Shell Pupa, experiencing Luoyu Mountain's special project.

Upside-down hair washing.

"Did you really see a Yellow-skinned Rat?" the man asked.

"Absolutely, exactly like the Spirit Beast illustration sold by Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, in the cave, loads of them." the woman replied.

"But I've never heard of Red Tiger Python Ape coexisting with Yellow-skinned Rats... Also, can you beat that big monkey?" the man was still a little scared.

"No need to be scared meow, my Invincible Overlord Thousand Mechanism Armor is about to be completed meow, once the package arrives, complete the final assembly, I'll catch that big monkey in no time meow."

"Wisdom is invincible meow!"

The cat declared.

Deep inside the underground cave in front of them, a completely red Giant Ape was soundly asleep, surrounded by dozens of small Black Stones in its nest.