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... ed like it was changing colors. The green wind was turning into a white wind! Inside the beam of light was a parrot who looked alarmed. As he flew along, he cursed up a storm.

What the hell? I was just fooling around by flying a bit more slowly! Okay, fine, I stopped to take a crap in a quicksand pit. How could I have known that would cause the wind to turn white?

The alarmed parrot flew on, using a few minor teleportations in an attempt to stay away from the white wind.

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