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... a paddle board strapped to your ass so you don't fall in and they barely shiver or anything then they're flat out lying through their teeth when they say any of those ego boosters.

But you know the biggest ego booster is when you enter a girl and she immediately says you're stretching her out and you feel the jaws of life on your dick.

Believe you're going to have one of two things. Either a broken dick or a girl who's going to follow you around like a puppy dog because you brok ...

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