Dictator From Outer Space - Chapter 163: Five Disasters

“Love Tripped Into My Room: I Just Wanted Peace, Not Panties”Kaito Tenma just wanted a normal life. Wake up, eat toast, avoid drama, and maybe—just maybe—confess to his beautiful, blunt childhood friend, Riko.But fate sucker-punches that dream into space when a half-naked girl crashes through his ceiling and declares his room as her new home. Now he’s living with Yuna, a mysterious (and dangerously clingy) bombshell who thinks clothing is optional and personal space is a myth.From lewd accidents to jealousy-fueled misunderstandings, Kaito’s life spirals into a wild, hilarious mess of high school chaos, horny misunderstandings, and girls who seem way too interested in ruining his peace.He didn’t ask for a harem. He didn’t ask for trouble. But trouble keeps tripping into his life—one girl at a time.

Ten years after her parents’ divorce, the grandmother who raised Chu Tingwu passed away, leaving her to be shuttled back and forth between relatives.At this moment, an entity claiming to be a “Cub Rearing System” suddenly appeared, wanting to bind itself to her and cultivate her into an outstanding graduate of its program.Just as Chu Tingwu was about to refuse, she saw her personal attributes on the system interface—[Name: Chu Tingwu][Species: Cat]Chu Tingwu: Something’s not right here…Due to a bug, the system had identified her as a kitten.Her stats were those of a cat, but her appearance remained human.How should an exemplary human-cat be raised? Sleeping, causing mischief, eating until she became as round as a pig?However, the reality turned out to be quite different: extreme sports, expert bird-catcher, master mouse-hunter, catching invasive fish barehanded with dynamic vision, using camouflage and tracking skills to film documentaries of rare birds, nearly making the social news as a suspected retired special police officer.For the first lesson in cultivation, the system said gravely:“A cub cannot live alone. We need to find you a cat mother… I’ve already detected a suitable candidate nearby. Go to the target location quickly, little one, and let the cat mother adopt you.”Chu Tingwu looked up as an advertisement fluttered into her hand:[Sunshine Pet Hospital: Limited-time half-price pet neutering, one month of free food with every pet adoption]Chu Tingwu: Who exactly is adopting whom here?

Su Bei sat on No-Sword Peak, contentedly watching his female disciple scurry about.That would have completed his first task for his System Quest assigned by “The Highest Ten Thousand Fold Feedback for Discipleship” system!Xia Ruoching looked at Su Bei with a serious face,“Master, this is the spiritual fruit I got from the Sect Leader. He said it'd be helpful for your injuries!”Su Bei gazed at the half-black, half-red fruit in front of him and fell into deep thought.“Are you sure this is what the fruit looks like?”“......”“This is the real deal, Master! That half is definitely not poisoned! Eating this spiritual fruit would be such a wonderful experience, ah!”“?”“......”Years later.Su Bei, while leading one of his many disciples back to Sword Sect, suddenly sneezed and muttered,“That's strange. Why do I keep feeling like a bunch of people are cursing me?”The eldest disciple looked at the new junior sisters with a stunned expression, “What? You want to kill Master too?”......The book is also known as “I Have the Highest Ten Thousand Fold Feedback System for Discipleship.”“I Am a Transmigrator, Not the Su Bei You Know!”“I Really Didn't Steal The Disciples' Talents, Okay!”“Assassinations from the Reincarnated Disciples!”“Assassinating Master”