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Then came Valentine’s Day.

The castle had gone mildly deranged with floating roses, heart-shaped biscuits, and at least three instances of hallway serenades that should have been illegal by decibel alone. Harry had dodged all of them, somehow. Maybe people just knew better by now.

Eight girls, one Harry Potter. It sounded like a cursed punchline, but it was real enough. He wasn’t boasting about it. Not ducking, either. Just... managing.

Daphne had handled the scheduli ...

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