MTL - Assassin’s Chronicle - Chapter 96 a joke

Travel through the world of martial arts, get a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to be the number one kidnapper in the universe.

As long as you don’t want to tie it, there is nothing you can’t tie!

Guo Jing, your daughter has been kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If you don’t want me to do anything to her, you can exchange it with Jiuyin Zhenjing and Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon!

What, so obedient?

Then I’ll give you a grandson for free.

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Yang Guo, your aunt was kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If she knew the face, she would have cut up her own little penis!

What? Yin Zhiping, do you want to cut too?

Well, I will send you a dragon-slaying knife, cut iron like mud, and guarantee that there will be no pain!

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Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter have been tied up by Lao Tzu, hurry up and hand over all the martial arts secrets of Yi Yang Finger, Six Meridian Divine Sword, etc., and then kill yourself!

What? Want to have sex with your wives again before you die?

Fuck you, they have been scolded by Lao Tzu “Japanese…

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As long as hamster spirit Shu Shu can survive the lightning tribulation, then his cultivation will be able to turn him into a human. In the end, the lightning tribulation strikes him and he arrives in the… future?

Chen Yu, who had traveled to another world, felt that it was not a big problem after discovering that this was also a world of high-rise buildings and heavy traffic.

but………

Looking at the pop-up window above the phone, “Daming Academy of Sciences…”

I know that this is borrowing another five hundred years from the sky, and Chen Yu feels fine.

But… look at the great white sun that shines in the night.

Chen Yu felt something was wrong.

But looking at the system that he can travel through the heavens, Chen Yu feels that the problem is still within the controllable range. should……

Then……

…

A certain fairy world.

“Chen Yu, our Taoist sect has discovered a world that is being promoted from a small thousand to a great thousand. You lead our Taoist disciples as pioneers to check it out.”

Chen Yu, who has become a direct disciple of Dao Tianzong, “…”

…

The world of the gods.

“Your Highness, the observers of the temple have discovered…”

As one of the gods in this world, Chen Yu, “…”

…

wizarding world.

“Your Majesty, we have discovered a world that is ascending latitude…”

Chen Yu, who has achieved level seven in this world, “…”

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"When will people understand.... I'm only half insane?"