MTL - Martial God of Myriad Realms - Chapter 2842 Five-line demon

Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator who defied the heavens, and surpassed all limits.

Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck here. Arrogant young masters? Heavenly tribulations? Cultivating for days on end, then getting into life or death battles?

Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here.

In which a transmigrator decides that the only winning move is not to play.

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money:Netizen: “I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?”Shen Zhiyao: “Your son is using a Curse Technique on you.”Netizen: “Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?”Shen Zhiyao: “Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?”Netizen: “What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?”Shen Zhiyao: “Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!”Child of Destiny: “Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?”Shen Zhiyao: “It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave.”Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling.Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: “Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!”“Hmm... It depends on my mood!”

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman.By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened...Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

Ji Yuan transmigrates to a Cultivation World, and although he is lucky to become a Cultivator, he ends up serving a Cultivation Sect as a Fisherman.Given this start, he thinks he could only tread the path of a servant.Unexpectedly, he awakens a building upgrade panel.【Fish Pond lv1: Fish fry growth rate +20%, a certain chance for half-spirit fish to evolve into Spirit Fish】【Cave Mansion lv1: Self-healing walls, basic Dust Avoidance Barrier, nighttime Spiritual Qi concentration +20%】【Chicken Coop lv1: One Spirit Egg per day, containing a trace amount of Spiritual Qi, allows Fasting】【Pigsty lv1: Spirit Dolphin gains 100 pounds of muscle in seven days, the flesh contains Body Tempering Medicine, and can accelerate wound healing】【Spirit Field lv1: Crop cycle -30%, output contains weak wood Spiritual Qi】