MTL - My Funny Consort - Chapter 39 Call me Xianggong!

She was stupidly in love with him. Because of him, she became rude and unreasonable, overbearing, jealous, insane. But he did not spare a glance to her. Married for two years, he didn’t favor her once, letting her become the laughing stock of the whole world. Eventually, she ended up in an affair, leading to her tragic death.

When her eyes opened again, it was a different person.

Since it’s an empress, then we absolutely must be virtuous, generous, correct the previous jealousy defect.

Thus begins the replacement empress’ harem life.

Taking the initiative to help the emperor look for beauties, sending them to serve in the bedroom, teaching the imperial concubines how to primp themselves to win the emperor’s favor, and even using the phoenix seal as a reward. Whoever can satisfy the emperor on the dragon bed, will have the opportunity to take the phoenix seal and sit on the phoenix seat, to experience the feeling of being the empress. Being this virtuous can really be called impeccable.

She was this virtuous, the emperor ought to be pleased in every aspect!

Hadn’t expected the emperor wouldn’t know good from bad. Not only reprimanded her, but also contradicted her everywhere. The beauties she’d sent were actually all driven away.

Since he didn’t like the beauties, apparently there’s a special interest. In that case, send over a group of beautiful men. Can top, can bottom, every option is there.

In the end, they were also driven away.

Thus the empress personally arrived to battle at the emperor’s bedroom-

“Your Majesty, do you have an unmentionable illness down there? If so, rest assured and tell me. I’ll let some people treat it in secret.” Take a look at her virtue, she could move herself to tears.

“Unmentionable illness?” The emperor’s sword-like eyebrows raised, the eyes suddenly looked dangerous. Approaching her slowly, unexpectedly ordered: “Tonight, the empress will serve me.”

“What?” Then, Mo Qiqi with lightning speed jabbed the hornet’s nest.

“Ah!” A miserable scream.

Mo Qiqi worriedly looked at the emperor to inquire: “Your Majesty. Are you alright!”

The emperor spoke with a pained expression: “Call the court physician!”

“You did have an unmentionable illness!”

- Description from Novelupdates

Q: How to prevent the blackening of female supporting roles?
Passerby: Crush her in terms of IQ, humiliate her in terms of force, and then correct her three views!
Chen Rong: The first choice is to get rid of the female supporting role
The second option is to kill the male protagonist
The third option… Crush the male protagonist, and then Jinwu Zangjiao!
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Chen Rong woke up drunk, the silky feeling on her hands made her stunned for a moment, and in a split second, a pair of soft and boneless hands wrapped around her waist.
“A Rong, you are not allowed to look at others in the future, otherwise, I will be angry.”
The system is roaring: “I told you to stop her from blackening! I didn’t let you sleep with her!!!”
Chen Rong: “???”
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1. The rich and the enemy of the country’s little rich woman × pure and moving Bai Yueguang [Completed]
2. Sword fairy with explosive combat power × contrasting cute high-cold goddess doctor [completed]
3. The traitorous minister who seeks to usurp the throne × the petite little princess [completed]
4. Slaughter the Great Demon King of the Quartet × Invincible Fighting Female Hero [Completed]
5. The cannon fodder who the way of heaven made me die and the cannon fodder that I don’t want to die x The temple wizard who is a veteran of Lolita

No matter who you become, I will protect you wherever you are closest.
●1v1 main attack mutual favor
●The author’s writing is slag
●The first time to write fast wear and lily
●I want to improve my writing!

- Description from novelbuddy

"Bowzer, we'll stop here for the night."

In the Kingdom of Zarethrone, justice isn’t served by a blade or exile it’s served through pleasure.A land where one can escape death... if they satisfy the desires of royalty. Where punishment comes in the form of seduction, and the King's rule is wild, wicked, and erotic.Prince Kaelith, the only heir to the throne, is forbidden from lying with any man.In a kingdom ruled by lust, his desire for a man is the only crime he must never commit. But when secrets swirl, forbidden hearts awaken, and his body begins to crave what the law denies… how long can he obey the rules of his father’s kingdom?Hale is a poor, rebellious son of a village blacksmith. He didn’t expect to catch the eye of Prince Kael. And he didn’t expect Kael’s gentle hands, stolen glances, or whispered promises in the dark.But falling in love with the prince is illegal as a Man. Forbidden. Deadly.As their hidden romance grows under royal eyes, from royal chambers filled with whispered moans to courtroom punishments that ignite passion, every chapter drips with sin, secrets, and the battle between pleasure and power.In Zarethrone, no one is truly innocentAnd pleasure is the only way to survive.Warning: This story contains mature themes, erotic punishments, LGBTQ+ relationships, and royal affairs not suited for readers under 18.If you're ready for a royal fantasy like no other, add to your library, leave a review, and join the journey of His Majesty’s Secret.