Smash All Pots and Pans To Go to School - Chapter 67

[Mommy Villainess (The Lady with the Crab Mallet)]***[Original book cover. Artwork by Artist Michiro for WN Author sola_cola.]***In Tilly's past life, she was a villainess who neglected her husband and son for power. Then, the “real woman of the prophecy” came and took them away from her. When she failed to seize the throne for herself, she was executed for all the crimes she committed.Then, came her rebirth.She wants to meet her son again so she vowed to be a good person this time. Good enough to seduce Captain Kiho--- her husband in her past life.But soon, she realized that flirting with the captain is the least of her worry. After all, she discovered that her “evilness” in the past was caused by the true villain--- someone who wanted her dead to steal the special power that she didn't know she possessed.Power that has something to do with the Four Ancient Beasts of the Moonchester Empire: The Red Phoenix, the Blue Dragon, the Golden Tiger, and The Black Serpent.Apparently, she's the Beast Priestess...... and her lineage isn't supposed to exist anymore.Because of her blood, there are people who want her gone.So now, aside from having a happy life with Kiho and their son, she has a new goal: to burn down the b*tches who want to ruin her family again.***[EXCERPT]***[‘Why am I so horny tonight?’]Tilly thought to herself while sucking the crab leg suggestively. And then, she noticed that Captain Kiho gulped while staring at her mouth.[‘Ah, I’m not the only who’s hot and bothered here.’]She didn’t know if it was the alcohol in her system or her desperation to have a child…… but she suddenly felt like flirting with him.They were bound to get married and have a child together anyway.“Captain,” said Tilly as soon as she pulled the crab leg out of her mouth. “I can clearly see that we’re both attracted to each other. Shall we spend the night together?”Kiho remained pokerfaced but she saw panic cross his now glowing yellowish eyes. Ah, the captain was flustered. “My lady, you seem to be really drunk.”She walked towards him and when he didn’t move an inch, she stood in front of him and looked up at him with a grin. “Captain, are you the type of man who will only sleep with his betrothed?”“That seems to be the case, my lady.”He said that as if he was forcing the words out of his mouth. Plus, she could see in his eyes that he was conflicted– that it was hard for him to reject her.[‘Aw, I didn’t know that I have this kind of effect on my ex-husband.’]Or perhaps she just didn’t pay attention in the past.“Captain, I have a solution to your problem,” said Tilly in a playful voice. Then, she stood on her toes and whispered in Kiho’s ear. “Let’s get married.”

In the year Jin Stratus was born, Humanity had long since conquered the stars, with their sights now set on a cosmos filled with unimaginable horrors.Yet in a universe that is but one bubble in an endless sea of realities, on a worthless blue planet beneath a crumbling city, a slum rat named Jin Stratus awakens to his destiny.When the “Door to the Myriad Worlds” descends, Jin steps through, armed with nothing but his unyielding will and his innate comprehension-defying talent—“Against-Heaven’s Understanding.”In the Great Universe of the Starry Sea, where ancient beings can erase galaxies with a sigh and traverse endless light-years in a single stride, Jin is nothing but dust. But with each battle, each world, and each bloody step, he transcends the world that seeks to oppress him, forging himself into a being unrivaled across all realms.[Your Understanding is Against-Heaven.]-You have comprehended the “Bone Marrow Blood Tempering Divine Technique.”-You have evolved “Fist of Falling Thunder” into the “Thunder World Creation Technique.”-You have witnessed the collapse and rebirth of worlds, grasping the “Cosmic Palm Domain.”-You have obtained the “Limitless Incarnation Method.”From the gutter alleys of the Lower Slums to the endless cosmos, Jin Stratus will ensure the world remembers his name—For throughout heaven and earth, he alone… can comprehend it all.And he alone will become the strongest.

Once again, she woke up and became Xiao Yunyi, the second-in-law’s direct daughter Xiao Yunyi, who was in the house of the fifth-grade middle-class book in the overhead world of Beimo, without the protection of her parents.

In order to monopolize the blessings that the original owner’s father had exchanged for his life, the big room not only wanted to kill the original owner, but also calculated the eldest son of the second room, and maliciously wanted to send the young master of the second room, who was born less than 100 days ago, to someone else as an adopted son. It is extremely vicious. .

After just getting along and finding out the situation in the mansion, before thinking about how to get rid of the uncle’s family’s calculations in the future, he got the news that the mansion was implicated by the family’s direct branch and would be exiled to the border.

On the way to exile, they were also disliked and run on by their so-called relatives. They were not afraid, not afraid, and never gave up their space, maddening those who wanted to see their jokes.

As for Jing Rui, who grew up in the border military area, since his head was broken by his eldest brother, his temperament has changed greatly, and he is no longer the pitiful little one that everyone can expect.

Relying on his own ability to rise step by step, his mind is full of strong himself, to find the little woman who met him in his past and present life.

It is said that thousands of miles of marriage are connected by a single thread. The past and present life are all fate, and there is God’s will in the dark. It can be said that there is no place to step through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it. It’s wonderful!

When they meet again, they accidentally learn about the old secrets. In the face of sinister people and deep hatred, they will turn him upside down.

See how Yunyi protects her younger brother, and how the two couples continue their frontiers, overcome difficulties, and join hands to create a prosperous world.

A series of texts from the female and male protagonists of crossing the Xiaoyao family~~~~~~

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George entered the game The Supreme Divine Realm, becoming a proud peacekeeper.Then he found out, being a peacekeeper is a trap!Killing enemies gives no reward, leveling up gives no skills, and he made enemies with so many players. Those players all wanted to kill him.George was about to give up, but fate finally showed him mercy.Bloody Hands: After killing an opponent, you can randomly gain their own attributes or skills!Frostbite: A passive skill, no mana cost. Increases your HP by 100%. Every attack has a 60% chance to freeze the opponent. If you hit three times in a row, it will definitely freeze. Each freeze lasts 0.3 seconds and can stack!Mountain Giant: Become huge, immune to magic, attack power increases by 2000%, attack speed increases by 800%!……From then on, George fought alone, one blade, taking on the entire server.The Divine Realm belongs to the peacekeepers!What? Only me a peacekeeper?