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... >Clown: What does that have to do with chapters getting longer?

Pierrot: Well, since time is relative, wouldn’t time be expanding as well?

Clown: … you know, the typical expectation in our profession is that we are fools. If you talk like that, you will lose customers!

Pierrot: Then what do I do?

Clown: Tell them a stupid joke. That’s what I do to keep up the image!

Pierrot: Alright… what do you call that pink goo between an elephant’s toes?

Clown: … cotton c ...

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