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... , "Can I see your phone? I want to text Harold something."

"Ok," I said as I handed her my phone. "What are you sending him?"

"Oh, I’m just telling him about your powers that you may not have told him about," she said.

"Ok. I can’t imagine what I didn’t tell him, but ok," I said.

"Oh. You know," she said and winked.

"Wait, does it have something to do with sex?" I said.

"Maybe. Who wants to know?" She said.

"I do. I wants to know," I said. ...

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