My Demon Husband Is a Snake-Chapter 1006: Everyone Has to Kneel on the Washboard

On the crimson purple mat sat an Old Ape with white fur all over its body.

The Old Ape’s fur was long, and it sat with one leg bent, leisurely holding a cup of tea in its palm.

Around it were various beauties glancing about, some were playing the zither and making music, some peeling grapes for the Old Ape, and some accompanying it in dance.

Not a single beauty was flustered by the Old Ape’s appearance.

I marveled in my heart, could beauties nowadays possess such strong inner fortitude?

Facing a monster and yet remaining unfazed as if Mount Tai collapsed before them.

Huang Wude smiled warmly, cupping his fists, "Brother, have you carefully observed the beauty my foolish younger brother has married? She is born so exceptionally, cross-species is no hindrance for the likes of my foolish brother."

"Deep affection and distant intent, graceful and genuine, delicate skin and well-proportioned bones." The Old Ape lifted its gaze, looking at me, and leisurely recited two lines of poetry.

I felt as if my skin had been stripped away, with my bones and soul exposed to its gaze.

The Old Ape saw my gaze contract, faintly emitting the Sharp Gold Aura, smiled inscrutably, "Hmm, not only a great beauty but a thorned beauty too."

"Pardon, pardon, my Madam is loyal to me and dislikes being ogled by other males." Huang Wude hid the dagger in a smile, then sharply scolded me, "Waner, aren’t you going to greet Big Brother Yuan? Standing there stiffly like a log, have you forgotten your manners??"

"Greetings, Big Brother Yuan, are you an ape spirit?" I quickly brainstormed, with Yuan Hong’s vision he must surely see through my cultivation.

Might as well establish the cold and aloof persona; these days with Qing Li, I’ve understood the traits of a cold beauty.

As long as I imagine myself as Qing Li, I can act very naturally.

Yuan Hong crushed the white porcelain teacup in his hand, a chilling cold emerging from his eyes.

The accompanying beauties in the room were all frightened, nervously kneeling on the floor.

Huang Wude was unfazed, leading me to kneel and sit on the grass mat opposite Yuan Hong, "My wife hails from the Mystic Sect noble lineage, it’s just her nature. When I’m at home, even a small mistake warrants kneeling on a washboard, Old Ape, give me some face and don’t mind."

"Oh? Which Mystic Sect noble family?" Yuan Hong finally reacted, tossing the shards onto the table, and slowly wiped the moisture from his hands with a silk handkerchief.

Huang Wude was always quick to fabricate lies, mouth full of trucks on rural roads: "Mystic Sect Wang Family, within the Geomanic noble families aside from the Zhang Family, theirs is the most domineering."

"Where did you gain the ability to ascend to such a celestial maiden?" Yuan Hong refilled his tea, the cold murderous intent in the depths of his eyes returning to calmness.

Apparently my cold aloofness and brashness didn’t anger Yuan Hong, but instead dispelled his doubts about my identity.

Next to him, a tea-serving beauty unexpectedly lowered her head, using her tongue to lick the tea from the table clean, then proceeded to lick the tea off Yuan Hong.

Caught off guard by this eye-burning scene, my face instantly turned green.

Huang Wude, though somewhat greasy, is definitely a competent protector, pressing my head to his shoulder, "Waner, if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. This is our men’s charm and pleasure. Surrounded by beauties like clouds, now that’s a true hero, like my ape brother."

"Why should your men’s charm and pleasure concern me? Were you the same in the past?" I cooperatively acted with Huang Wude, my brows furrowed tight.

Yuan Hong appeared quite normal at first glance, even a bit pretentious in taste.

But to associate with a fellow like Huang Wude as a crony, surely not a good thing, such bad taste isn’t surprising.

"I used to be somewhat like that, but now I’ve turned over a new leaf. Now I’m completely captivated by you Waner, don’t you know?" Huang Wude chuckled, said to Yuan Hong, "Pardon us, Waner is a lady of noble virtue, not accustomed to such scenes."

Huang Wude appropriately smoothed things over.

The music in the tea room resumed, the atmosphere gradually returned to its previous state.

"It seems the only thing in the world that can change a man is a woman. Speaking of looks, your wife indeed surpasses my collection of misshapen and flawed ones, her family background is truly one in a million, I offer you a toast with tea instead of wine, congratulations Brother Huang on finding true love."