The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 866: Perform for Him

Li Qing had suffered a ton of blows throughout the night.

Both his master and Jing Yan said so, as if they were finding every possible way to express their disdain for his meager strength, doubting his potential.

How could a mature and steady man like himself tolerate such disdain?

After settling Brother Hu and the others, Li Qing returned to his sister-in-law’s house for seclusion training, he merely glanced at the barbecue stall and did not bother managing it any longer.

However, after the arrival of the reinforcements brought by Palace Brother, there really was nothing left for him to do there.

His sister-in-law and the others were now free from concerns, let alone him, who never really managed much to begin with.

Sitting cross-legged on the stone bed, Lin Qing’s energy sank into his Dantian as his mind returned to the Sea of Consciousness, circulating the Undying Life Technique.

But in a mere instance, a sharp pain as if being carved by a small knife spread all over his body in an instant.

This Cultivation Technique was indeed effective, but it was somewhat debilitating.

Li Qing, mustering his willpower, clenched his teeth and continued to circulate the technique.

Although he had already grown somewhat accustomed to the process, completing a Small Circulation still seemed as arduous as ascending to heaven in his view.

Creak.

A dull, low noise sounded at the door.

Li Qing heard someone come in, but he was not in the least bit able to spare the effort to see who it was.

Before long, two figures appeared before him, one voluptuously charming and the other slender and graceful.

It was Yu Lan and Tian Yue’e.

"Xiao Lanlan, come on, this is something Sister Yan tasked us with, you need to cooperate with me, you understand?" Tian Yue’e had an exaggeratedly seductive smile on her face as she pressed Yu Lan down onto the bed, flipping over to straddle her waist.

Yu Lan gave Tian Yue’e a sidelong glance with annoyance, "You sycophant, when have you ever been so obedient?"

"I might not listen to others, but I must listen to Sister Yan," Tian Yue’e giggled, "Sister Yan could flatten the two of us into pancakes with a single slap, aren’t you afraid?"

"I haven’t done anything wrong, what should I be afraid of?" Yu Lan retorted disdainfully, "Look at you, acting all obsequious saying it’s something tasked by Sister Yan, show some restraint, will you?"

Tian Yue’e burst into laughter, "Alright, alright, just a joke, let’s start!"

"We could start," Yu Lan said as she turned to the cross-legged Lin Qing beside her, "but with Qingzi’s eyes shut so tightly, will it really work? He probably can’t see anything."

"Not necessarily, maybe he has other methods," Tian Yue’e suggested, "Jing Yan must have her reasons for such instructions."

Yu Lan nodded and sternly warned Tian Yue’e, "Just go easy, though. If you dare to mess around with rubbish and torture me, I’ll make sure to end you. I haven’t forgotten about the chili incident you pulled last time."

"That was... an accident. I grabbed the wrong thing," Tian Yue’e said with a titter.

"Pah, shameless, you did it on purpose. You think I’m a fool!" Yu Lan spat out furiously.

"Come on, let’s get to it, I promise there won’t be any nonsense this time," coaxed Tian Yue’e, giggling as she wiggled her ample hips.

That only made Yu Lan even more wary, "No way, move over, I’ll go first!"

"Why are you acting as if you’ve been bitten by a snake and now scared of ropes for ten years, it really won’t happen again," Tian Yue’e replied, "How about this, we will both participate then, right? You watch me, I watch you, after we’re used to it, we’ll then proceed from behind."

"This... could actually work," Yu Lan thought about it and agreed, "Go ahead and strip."

"You should help me with it, stripping is part of the fun, it’s so boring to just get naked without any buildup," Tian Yue’e said.

"I find stripping boring, I prefer to get straight to it," Yu Lan said.

"Fine, fine, let’s strip then," Tian Yue’e said with a mix of laughter and helplessness, "Xiao Lanlan, I’ve noticed that you’ve been quite opinionated with me lately, it was just that one time, and you’re still so nervous about it."

"Then why don’t you try eating a chili pepper and see?" Yu Lan retorted without any good humor.

"That... let’s not, it was an accident, don’t take it to heart," Tian Yue’e giggled.

Yu Lan rolled her eyes dramatically, "You make it sound so easy."

In the blink of an eye, the two had become two naked white sheep, their voluptuous charm and petite daintiness creating a stark contrast.

At this moment, Li Qing’s eyes also happened to open.

The sight before him caused his breathing to quicken quietly.

In fact, once he knew that the people who came in were Tian Yue’e and Yu Lan, he had already guessed their purpose.

However, multitasking is a challenging affair that tests one’s mental strength, and he dared not open his eyes rashly without being prepared.

Now, as long as they didn’t touch him and cause any severe disturbance to his mind, he could perfectly well watch and continue his cultivation technique simultaneously.

"Oh, Qingzi’s eyes are open," Yu Lan said as she wiggled her supple and perky fullness, edging closer to Li Qing.

Tian Yue’e hurriedly intervened, "Don’t mess around, have you forgotten what Jing Yan instructed? We’re supposed to do it for Qingzi to watch, but we can’t disturb him in any way, or it could lead to deviation and madness. Now you need to exclude Qingzi, pretend he doesn’t exist."

Yu Lan was startled, a faint blush of bashfulness spreading across her cheeks, as she said in annoyance, "I had actually forgotten."

"I almost forgot too, it just came to me abruptly," Tian Yue’e said, "Now we just do our own thing and let Qingzi watch from the side, but we can’t treat him as a participant; he is merely an observer."

"But by doing this, wouldn’t it count as multitasking?" Yu Lan asked.

"Jing Yan said Qingzi’s cultivation technique is painful, so if he can maintain multitasking, it can effectively alleviate the pain he’s suffering," Tian Yue’e explained, "But she also said we have to perform, yet not stimulate him too intensely, which I don’t quite understand."

"Just be gentler, avoid doing anything too exaggerated," Yu Lan suggested, "For instance, we could show off our bodies a bit, deliberately seducing Qingzi in a subtle way."

"Then let’s find some clothes, Qingzi likes it when we dress up a bit," Tian Yue’e thought for a moment and said.

Yu Lan nodded slightly, "There should be some in Qingzi’s wardrobe, I remember I put a few pieces in there before, intended for everyone to use, but we never got around to it, let me check."

With that, Yu Lan stood up in her bare skin and opened Li Qing’s wardrobe.

But the moment she did, she suddenly froze.

For two or three seconds, she was in a daze, then suddenly pulled the clothes off the bed to cover herself and asked in shock, "Yue Qin, what are you doing here?!"

When Tian Yue’e heard the voice, she quickly walked over.

Seeing Tian Yueqin curled up and sitting inside the wardrobe, Tian Yue’e’s expression shifted from surprise, to anger, and then to confusion.

"What are you doing?" she asked sternly.

"I..." Tian Yueqin’s cheeks were flushed, she hesitated, pressing her lips tight.