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... ds were singing.

There are no birds here.

The sky was blue.

There is no sky.

The grass was green.

The groundcover is mostly brown scrub.

I had a beautiful woman by my side.

“Aaron’s Arse! Penelope stop trying to eat my pants!”

I shooed away the touchy feely goat and continued doing what I was apparently cursed by the gods to spend my eternity doing.

Shoveling goat shit.

I hummed a little “Highway to Hell” as I dodged ...

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