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... er so you can hold each other’s dicks to stay warm since you don’t have any hair to protect you from the cold."

I doubled down with the insult and provocation.

"..."

The three bald dudes went completely silent, their skin turning a deep, dark red from pure anger. I felt like if this were a cartoon— their heads probably would’ve been smoking from the heat by now.

"Huh, now you all look like a bunch of angry red moons— perfectly round, completely bald, and about to ...

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